Michelle Obama's health drink isn't and fails her own standards she pushed on us

Michelle Obama's new "health [LOL] drink" isn't very healthy and the "all this for a flag" former first lady is catching intense backlash for her unhealthy drink.

A recent Bloomberg report states that Michelle Obama's "Plezi Nutrition" brand of drinks would not be permitted in schools based on her own school lunch regulations she hawked when she was in the White House with her communist husband, the "Divider in Chief."

[Fun Fact: Plezi is Arabic for urine: "Abdullah, your camel left a puddle of Plezi on the Majlis sofa, you infidel."]

Big Mickey, as her secret friend calls her, is the co-founder and main partner with Plezi and is hawking these unhealthy beverages as a healthy alternative to juices, sodas and sugary drinks, but of the so called experts Bloomberg interviewed said,  “most were critical of the new line of drinks.”

“The [alleged] experts largely agreed that the product is an improvement on soda, though a small one,” the report notes. “At the heart of the matter is whether ‘healthier than soda’ is good enough for a product aimed at children as young as 6, especially one that comes with Obama’s endorsement.”

In spite of the lower sugar content in Plezi, they contain difficult to pronounce additives that disqualify them from school lunch programs using the Obama calculus on health.

Natural sweeteners, such as those based on stevia leaf and monk-fruit extracts, are in the drinks which have become a great health concern, especially in young children, in spite of there being less concern in allowing young children to decide whether to have their genitals mutilated and given hormone blockers to comport with the left's agenda. 

Obama drinks bad; gender transitioning good.

Some so called experts pointed to a lack of research on those types of sweeteners, and that parents should generally avoid giving it to their children, whether they have transitioned or not.

Those added sweeteners, however, directly contradict the Obama-era school lunch regulations, which should not surprise us, coming from where it does. The regulations for U.S. elementary and middle schools are only permitted to serve milk, H2O, or 100% fruit or vegetable juice with no added sweeteners.

All four of the Plezi flavors (beet, radish, onion and potato] have those additives, meaning that they thankfully wouldn’t be allowed to be served in American elementary and middle schools. [Just kidding about the flavors--I don't want to get canceled.]

Michelle Obama is, without a doubt, a hypocrite and a big-boned elitist and should be embarrassed about this situation. But it's highly doubtful she will be.

In any case, for Big Mickey's harshest critics, she [if that's her pronoun] is either a  freaking hypocrite or a total incompetent for lack of foresight, making her the perfect presidential candidate for the Democratic Party.

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Michelle Obama still an angry hypocrite

Former First Lady Michelle Obama voiced concern with the Trump administration's decision to reverse the regulations aimed at forcing kids in school to eat whatever the hell she tells them to eat for their school lunches.

The only one of Obama's accomplishments was a nationwide effort to force kids to eat right, maintain a healthy Obama-determined lifestyle and not gain weight.

Early in May, Agriculture Secretary George Ervin "Sonny" Perdue (not the guy of chicken fame but former Georgia governor) announced the department will delay the implementation of requirements to reduce the amount of sodium and increase whole grains served in school meals. He believes the food will therefore actually have a more appealing taste and students will have less resistance to finishing their meal.

Along with relaxing the crazy Obama standards, the Trump administration has postponed rules that force restaurants, grocery stores, mothers and other outlets to put calorie counts on their menus. Okay, maybe not mothers.

For the first time since his American industrial rape-fest was over, Obama strongly condemned President Trump, but being the wuss he is, he didn't mention his name. Instead the former president said that something must be wrong with an administration that doesn't want to give consumers nutrition information or teach children to eat healthy food, not the crap they're used to that made this country great.

"We've got to, uh, um, make, uh sure we uh, don't let anybody take us back, uh, because the question is, uh, where are we going um, back to? Uh." Mr. Obama stammered at an annual health conference in Washington.

"You have to stop and uh, think: why don't you want our kids to have good food at school? What, um, is wrong with you?"

What is wrong with conservatives is that we don't want the government involved in every facet of our lives. We don't need Big Brother or a Nanny State telling us how to eat, where to go to school, or why we have to purchase health insurance that sucks or be fined if we refuse.

Ms. Obama spoke using direct gutter-mouth verbiage: "Like me, don't like me, but think about why someone is OK with your kids eating crap," she said, as people with excellent visualization abilities vomited on the spot.

Critics of the somewhat overweight hypocritical Michelle Obama accused her of going beyond her public role as a non-elected, angry woman. Just because she married a socialist who later became president (under shady circumstances) does not give her the right to dictate policy.



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First Lady: Nutritionist Extraordinaire

It's so good for you, don't even try it once.

First Lady snorting broccoli

At least that's how students are thinking when it comes to their nutritious, not-so-delicious, school lunches, the result of the Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act passed (like explosive flatulence) in 2010.

Where there are kids left on their own (without a parent to tell them that there are people starving in Kathmandu, or some other lesser-known place) there will always be plate waste. 

The National School Lunch Week and National School Boards Association joined forces last week and released a survey showing that 84% of nationwide school districts show serious food waste by students. The survey also showed that 82% reported added lunch costs, and 77% reported a dramatic plunge in the number of kids eating in smelly school cafeterias.

Joey Vaughn, the director of the Child Nutrition Program in Huntsville, AL said, "We can offer dessert, but you end up where you can't offer it because then you can't meet the calorie limit. Basically, school food is now hospital food," (without the risk of Ebola, I might add).

Kids would rather eat food that doesn't taste like page 456 of War and Peace than eat the "food" they serve in school. 

This has upset such notable nutrition experts like Michelle Obama. When asked about why kids don't like the food she recommends she answered: "I'm the First Freaking Lady and I don't give a s**t what those little bas***ds like; they're gonna eat what I tell them they're gonna eat. They don't know what's good for them, and they better get with the program if they know what's good for them. 

"It was that damn George Bush who said he hated broccoli--it's his damn fault."


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Almost President Michelle Obama

We elect our presidents; we do not elect those whom they marry. We elected Barack Hussein Obama (to our dismay) but we did not elect Michelle Obama. But in the Twitter world, some of those on the right refer to her as Moochelle because of her sense of entitlement and extravagance she has shown the American people.

The first lady had a staff of 24 people in 2009 but cut it to 18 in 2010, and their collective salaries came to a little under $10.5 million. Having a staff of 18 is not out of the ordinary--that's the number of staff that Laura Bush had in the White House. 

Earlier this year, Michelle, her girls and her mother, Marian Robinson, went on vacation to Beijing. In an article in the Daily Mail, entitled "Beijing workers 'fed up' with Obama entourage in 3400 square-foot $8,350 per night suite inconveniencing 'pretty much eveyone'--and the first lady's mother is barking at the staff." That might tell you what this article discusses.

So it seems the first lady and her mother still have a lot to learn about being out in public, amongst the peons.

Public schools across the nation that receive federal money are mandated to follow Michelle Obama's guidelines in her campaign to fight childhood obesity by serving meals that go uneaten. While not eating is one way to fight obesity, it isn't the best way to provide nutrition to growing bodies. 

Under her direction, the schools had to implement strict restrictions on the nutrition content of foods served in school cafeterias, but the schools are actually losing more money than the feds are giving them and some school districts are willing to forgo the money and serve meals the kids will actually eat.

The point is, nobody voted for this lady. Nobody elected her first lady, it came with the Barack fiasco. It will be a wonderful day for our country when the Obamas are out of the White House

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