Sunday, May 21, 2023

Michelle Obama's health drink isn't and fails her own standards she pushed on us


Michelle Obama's new "health [LOL] drink" isn't very healthy and the "all this for a flag" former first lady is catching intense backlash for her unhealthy drink.

A recent Bloomberg report states that Michelle Obama's "Plezi Nutrition" brand of drinks would not be permitted in schools based on her own school lunch regulations she hawked when she was in the White House with her communist husband, the "Divider in Chief."

[Fun Fact: Plezi is Arabic for urine: "Abdullah, your camel left a puddle of Plezi on the Majlis sofa, you infidel."]

Big Mickey, as her secret friend calls her, is the co-founder and main partner with Plezi and is hawking these unhealthy beverages as a healthy alternative to juices, sodas and sugary drinks, but of the so called experts Bloomberg interviewed said,  “most were critical of the new line of drinks.”

“The [alleged] experts largely agreed that the product is an improvement on soda, though a small one,” the report notes. “At the heart of the matter is whether ‘healthier than soda’ is good enough for a product aimed at children as young as 6, especially one that comes with Obama’s endorsement.”

In spite of the lower sugar content in Plezi, they contain difficult to pronounce additives that disqualify them from school lunch programs using the Obama calculus on health.

Natural sweeteners, such as those based on stevia leaf and monk-fruit extracts, are in the drinks which have become a great health concern, especially in young children, in spite of there being less concern in allowing young children to decide whether to have their genitals mutilated and given hormone blockers to comport with the left's agenda. 

Obama drinks bad; gender transitioning good.

Some so called experts pointed to a lack of research on those types of sweeteners, and that parents should generally avoid giving it to their children, whether they have transitioned or not.

Those added sweeteners, however, directly contradict the Obama-era school lunch regulations, which should not surprise us, coming from where it does. The regulations for U.S. elementary and middle schools are only permitted to serve milk, H2O, or 100% fruit or vegetable juice with no added sweeteners.

All four of the Plezi flavors (beet, radish, onion and potato] have those additives, meaning that they thankfully wouldn’t be allowed to be served in American elementary and middle schools. [Just kidding about the flavors--I don't want to get canceled.]

Michelle Obama is, without a doubt, a hypocrite and a big-boned elitist and should be embarrassed about this situation. But it's highly doubtful she will be.

In any case, for Big Mickey's harshest critics, she [if that's her pronoun] is either a  freaking hypocrite or a total incompetent for lack of foresight, making her the perfect presidential candidate for the Democratic Party.


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