John Fetter[wo]man shows off his/her legs at Bernie's news conference

U.S. Senator John Karl Fetterman [aka John Fetterwoman] showed off his meaty legs at a news conference held by comrade Sen. Bernie Sanders on Thursday while the shorter men wore suits and ties. Big John also wore his formal sneakers and looked a bit out of place and kind of like he doesn't take his job very seriously, or thinks he's running a social media company.

Sanders appeared with Sens. Peter Welch, Jeff Merkley, and Ed Markey, and while they looked embarrassed by the big guy, they said nothing about his inappropriate gym attire.

Fetterman returned to the Senate after taking an emergency leave of absence due to suffering from major depression and had previously suffered a life-threatening cerebral vascular accident, or stroke, which left him cognitively impaired. Fortunately, he's a Democrat so the impairment is a Party feature as noted with the President and Sen. Dianne Feinstein.

Fetterman has urged President Joe Biden to use 14th Amendment powers as a dictator, instead of making a government spending deal with Republicans.

Like PINO Joe Biden, Fetterman read from a script during his brief, almost incoherent remarks during the news conference.

John Fetterman speaks at a press conference on the debt ceiling negotiations. pic.twitter.com/yiXDkFQtMY

— Greg Price (@greg_price11)

Fetterman dressed in concert with his cognitive disabilities, not for his political office, but was "cool" in his own mind.

Some observers called his gym outfit disrespectful but he's obviously too impaired to know how to dress for the occasion and besides, he's never been very respectful of anything in the first place.

Dude what is he wearing??? That’s so disrespectful. It’s one thing to show up to the building like that, it’s an entirely different thing to give a press conference like that. Idiocracy doesn’t have to be real life. This guy needs to just resign. He’s not helping anyone including…

— Aaron Hermes (@realAaronHermes) May 18, 2023

Since his CVA last year, Fetterman has been struggling with his ability to understand spoken language and has relied on a computer to help him process words. His expressive utterances have sounded confused and disjointed, but he refuses to retire, possibly due to his ambitious wife's political proclivities. 

Since his stroke, Fetterman's fitness in government has been rightfully scrutinized, as it seems obvious that he isn't capable of performing his senatorial duties, much less keeping up with the Sunday comics.

And while the Senate does not have a formal dress code, dressing like a slob or some kind of over-the-hill jock, just makes John Fetterman look ridiculous.

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