Michelle Obama still an angry hypocrite

Former First Lady Michelle Obama voiced concern with the Trump administration's decision to reverse the regulations aimed at forcing kids in school to eat whatever the hell she tells them to eat for their school lunches.

The only one of Obama's accomplishments was a nationwide effort to force kids to eat right, maintain a healthy Obama-determined lifestyle and not gain weight.

Early in May, Agriculture Secretary George Ervin "Sonny" Perdue (not the guy of chicken fame but former Georgia governor) announced the department will delay the implementation of requirements to reduce the amount of sodium and increase whole grains served in school meals. He believes the food will therefore actually have a more appealing taste and students will have less resistance to finishing their meal.

Along with relaxing the crazy Obama standards, the Trump administration has postponed rules that force restaurants, grocery stores, mothers and other outlets to put calorie counts on their menus. Okay, maybe not mothers.

For the first time since his American industrial rape-fest was over, Obama strongly condemned President Trump, but being the wuss he is, he didn't mention his name. Instead the former president said that something must be wrong with an administration that doesn't want to give consumers nutrition information or teach children to eat healthy food, not the crap they're used to that made this country great.

"We've got to, uh, um, make, uh sure we uh, don't let anybody take us back, uh, because the question is, uh, where are we going um, back to? Uh." Mr. Obama stammered at an annual health conference in Washington.

"You have to stop and uh, think: why don't you want our kids to have good food at school? What, um, is wrong with you?"

What is wrong with conservatives is that we don't want the government involved in every facet of our lives. We don't need Big Brother or a Nanny State telling us how to eat, where to go to school, or why we have to purchase health insurance that sucks or be fined if we refuse.

Ms. Obama spoke using direct gutter-mouth verbiage: "Like me, don't like me, but think about why someone is OK with your kids eating crap," she said, as people with excellent visualization abilities vomited on the spot.

Critics of the somewhat overweight hypocritical Michelle Obama accused her of going beyond her public role as a non-elected, angry woman. Just because she married a socialist who later became president (under shady circumstances) does not give her the right to dictate policy.



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