N. Korea fires 2 missiles at East Sea, South Korea says

"I kill you long time"

A South Korean military official claimed that North Korea has fired a pair of missiles into the waters off its eastern shore on Thursday. Perhaps this is a test to see whether US alleged President Joe Biden will do something about it beyond mumbled stuff.

The announcement was made by SoKo's Joint Chiefs of Staff on Thursday morning but no more details were released about the launch. It is also unclear as to whether the alleged President and his party will label this latest act as 'racist' but sources who wish to remain anonymous due to personal reasons say they are working to find a way of slanting that rhetoric with the midterm elections coming up and currently have no other ideas.

If the latest test-fire is not a fib by SoKo, and is confirmed, it will make it the sixth round of weapons launches just this month, and this would be a record as it matches all the launches of last year when Kim Jong Un wasn't sure whether or not Biden was sentient. Now that Kim is aware of Biden's flatline mental status, he's having a blast and is out to launch.

Earlier in the week, the South Korean military announced the North had test-fired two suspected cruise missiles. And to make matters worse, North Korea also test-fired short-range ballistic missiles and a hypersonic, super-duper, bat out of hell [RIP Meatloaf] missiles this month.

Since the Trump administration, when "Rocket Man" and his boys conducted 16 missile tests, the number has dwindled yearly.

The North Koreans have blatantly increased testing recently due to nuclear talks that were apparently going nowhere with the current administration, which has since imposed five NoKo officials with sanctions over the tests in the region.

The current pressure comes amid the China virus which is messing up the economy of the hermit kingdom, which was hurting even before as the US imposed crippling U.S.-led sanctions over its weapons program.

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Last week, North Korea issued a veiled threat to resume the testing of nuclear explosives and long-range missiles targeting the American homeland, which dictator Kim Jong Un suspended in 2018 while initiating diplomacy with the United States.

The Biden administration has offered open-ended talks, with no conditions because Biden is a houseplant. On the plus side, the US has refused at present to ease sanctions unless "Rocket Man" shows us that he is willing to abandon his nuclear weapons and missiles. If he does, North Korea would have an idiot for a dictator because without nukes, Kim is no stronger than a nonbinary male in a pussy hat.

Let's keep an eye on this situation because it ain't over until a Republican is in the White House.

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China fires hypersonic missile around the globe stunning US "experts"

The Communist China government tested a nuclear-capable hypersonic "bat-out-of-hell" missile late this past summer, and it has the Biden administration as stunned as Hunter Biden gets stoned. After the missile circled the Earth, it went on to take aim at its target, which missed by over 20 miles--with nukes, that's close enough for government work.

Fun Fact: hypersonic speed is considered to be over 3,800 mph to 7600 or mach 5 to mach 10. That is about as fast as a red light turning green and a New York cab driver blowing his horn at the driver in front of him. Missiles traveling that fast are almost impossible to shoot down with our current technology.

“Five people familiar with the test said the Chinese military launched a rocket that carried a hypersonic glide vehicle which flew through low-orbit space before cruising down towards its target,” Financial Times reported. “The missile missed its target by about two-dozen miles, according to three people briefed on the intelligence. But two said the test showed that China had made astounding progress on hypersonic weapons and was far more advanced than US officials realized.”

“We have no idea how they did this,” one of the five people told the outlet, and Joe Biden has no idea how this will affect his and Hunter's personal financial situations with China.

“The US, Russia and China are all developing hypersonic weapons, including glide vehicles that are launched into space on a rocket but orbit the earth under their own momentum,” the report added. “They fly at five times the speed of sound, slower than a ballistic missile. But they do not follow the fixed parabolic trajectory of a ballistic missile and are maneuverable, making them harder to track.” And a bitch to shoot down.

Former Director of National Intelligence (DNI) John Ratcliffe warned earlier this year that the Biden administration was in for a shock once they were finally brought up to speed on the advancements that the Chinese military has made in recent years.

Ratcliffe said that “China has closed the gap” in certain areas which he could not reveal because “it poses a national security threat to acknowledge that, but there are places where China’s frankly doing a better job, and it’s further down the curve on some technology issues than we are, and that’s never been the case before.”

Translation: do not laugh at missiles with small print saying "Made in China."

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The Pentagon is trying to figure out ways to drive down the cost of hypersonic missiles, which are far superior to cruise missiles, but also more expensive. Perhaps if the Biden administration would stop suggesting a $3.5 trillion dollar spending spree, money could be allocated for the technology and costs to that end.

In July, Reuters reported:

Russia said on Monday it had successfully tested a Tsirkon (Zircon) hypersonic cruise missile, a weapon President Vladimir Putin has touted as part of a new generation of missile systems without equal in the world.

The defense ministry said in a statement that the missile had been fired from the Admiral Gorshkov, a warship located in the White Sea, and travelled at around seven times the speed of sound before hitting a ground target on the coastline of the Barents Sea more than 350 km (217 miles) away.

The Chinese military unveiled hypersonic weapons back in 2019.

“We’re no longer in a period of overwhelming American dominance but rather one in which our armed forces are adapting to fight against near-peer competitors who are fielding increasingly sophisticated capabilities,” said Randall G. Schriver, assistant secretary of defense for Indo-Pacific security affairs. “Instead of expecting to dominate an opponent, our armed forces are learning to expect to be contested throughout a fight while achieving the political objectives set for them.”

The French have preemptively surrendered in the event a war breaks out.

The Wall Street Journal discussed one of Communist China's weapons that was revealed that has defense experts concerned:

The Dongfeng-17, or DF-17, is thought to be China’s first operational missile mounted with a hypersonic glide vehicle — capable of flying at more than five times the speed of sound — and the first such weapon deployed anywhere in the world, defense experts said. Once launched, the missile is designed to release a hypersonic glide vehicle that can cruise at relatively low altitude and speeds above Mach 5, or about 3,400 miles an hour, changing direction if needed. That allows it to evade current missile defense systems.

As it stands now, Pentagon military analysts are so worried and up tight over the situation that one official, who wishes to remain anonymous until he actually exists, said he could put a lump of coal up into his nether regions and make a diamond from the pressure he is feeling.

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