Greta Thunberg lied, showing Israeli hostage as "Palestinian Prisoner"

Careless, or dishonest, or both? Irresponsible, or just plain dumb as dirt? Ah, but sometimes life is too deliciously messy for mere "or"—enter the majestic "and." Exhibit A: Greta "Doom Pixie" Thunberg, who traded her climate doom-scrolling for a full-throated Hamasshole fan club membership, all in a bid to stretch her 15 minutes of fame into something resembling a TED Talk encore.

It started with that so-called 'aid' flotilla that was about as loaded with supplies as a Holocaust prisoner fridge. Now she's got her grubby mitts all over a pro-Hamas propaganda poster, peddling tales of woe for "Palestinian" captives in Israeli hands. 

Except one of the "victims" splashed across the fake poster is Evyatar David, an Israeli hostage, Jewish, mind you, languishing in a Hamas hellhole, where he's been starved, beaten, and made to dig his own effing grave.

You can't chalk this up to a whoopsie-daisy oops moment, guys. No, this reeks of something sharper, something evil, with teeth. And let's not forget the Doom Pixie's latest nautical joyride, that Selfie Flotilla, which, as conservative news platform, RedState laid bare, showed up emptier than a Biden press conference on inflation.

Eyyatar David, a Jewish-Israeli hostage

One of the flotilla's passengers was Mandla Mandela, the grandson of former South African leader Nelson Mandela. According to the Jewish News Syndicate (JNS), Mandela's sister wrote a letter to South Africa's International Relations and Cooperation Minister Ronald Lamola, which stated, "The flotilla’s sole purpose was to deliver humanitarian assistance, food, medical supplies, nappies [diapers], and other essential relief items to the people of Palestine."

But here's where the fairy tale goes splat: None of the Hamas-funded ships in the flotilla had any aid on them. Not one ship. Zilch! Nada! Israel's Ministry of Foreign Affairs posted a video on X showing Israel's Police Spokesperson, Lieutenant Dean Elsdunne, giving a tour of one of the largest boats in the flotilla.

So, what's the deal here? Did the crew polish off the peanut butter and Pampers mid-voyage? Chuck it all overboard when the big bad IDF hove into view, lest the truth get seized? Or, and this feels like the smart money, was it all smoke and mirrors from jump, a floating photo op for the 'gram? If that's the game, what's the endgame for our plucky little eco-warrior? World peace? Not a chance. It's the eternal siren song: Look at meeee, I'm Greta Thunberg.

We all know the score: Self-aggrandizement, baby. And yeah, Greta straight-up fibbed about the "aid" gig. The whole outfit behind it, the Free Gaza Movement, that merry band of maritime mischief-makers, lied too. Lies stacked on lies, like a Jenga tower of bull pucks.

The post soldiers on:

Now, a different Greta (Thunberg) has taken the helm, continuing the tradition of lies, dishonesty, and victimhood.

Our girl Greta's cozying up with a crew of fabulists, though to be fair, truth was never her signature move anyway. Pro tip to the Pixie: Keep one eye peeled for those Free Gaza bulldozers; they're notorious for steamrolling their pet projects when the spotlight dims.

One day her world is going to be tumbling down and she'll will once again be that execrable, spectrum-riding, chronic complainer. How dare she!

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Greta's flotilla is financed by, guess who

Well lo and behold, it turns out the "peaceful" Gaza flotilla isn't just a bunch of do-gooders sailing for selfies and humanitarian vibes. Shocker: Hamas is pulling the strings, and Israel has the receipts!

 Documents nabbed in Gaza and dropped by Israel's Foreign Ministry on Tuesday lay it all bare: Hamas is the mastermind behind this whole "close-knit" flotilla stunt to bust the Israeli blockade.

"This confirms that key assets of the flotilla are effectively owned and controlled by Hamas," the Foreign Ministry said, not referring to them as 'Hamassholes' as I often do. "They clarify the chain of command and financial support behind these operations, which have long been presented under civilian pretense." Yes, that's right, those "aid" ships are financed by Hamas.

The smoking gun is a 2021 letter from none other than the late, not great, Ismail Haniyeh, Hamas's former political bureau bigwig, giving a big thumbs-up to the Palestinian Conference for Palestinians Abroad (PCPA). Haniyeh was blown away on July 31, 2024 in Tehran and he is currently goat-heavy.

For those keeping score, Israel slapped a terror designation on the PCPA back in 2021, and for good reason because it's basically Hamas's front group, playing ambassador while stirring up anti-Israel protests and, oh yeah, violent provocations. "Hamas in the Gaza Strip is responsible for activities within the Strip, while Hamas abroad manages operations outside, including mobilization and provocations," the ministry noted. 

Then there's the rogues' gallery in the second document, a who's who of PCPA activists tied to Hamas. Leading the pack is Zaher Birawi, head of the PCPA's Hamas sector in the UK, who has been steering these Gaza-bound protest flotillas for over 15 years. This guy practically has a frequent-flyer pass for blockade-running. 

Oh, and then there's Saif Abu Kishk, a PCPA operative in Spain, moonlighting as CEO of Cyber Neptune, a company that just so happens to own several ships in the current Samud flotilla. 

The flotilla is composed of about 50 vessels, currently getting a VIP escort from Italian and Spanish naval ships, with Turkish drones keeping tabs, per Greek media. They're claiming it's all about delivering aid to Gaza, but when Israel offered to funnel the cargo through Ashkelon or Cyprus, they said, 'Nah, we're good." Translation: this isn't about aid; it's about picking a fight. Israel has made it clear they're not letting these ships waltz into Gaza's waters.

And who's along for the ride? None other than Swedish climate princess Greta Thunberg, who got the boot from Israel in June for a similar "selfie yacht" stunt. Apparently, she's back for round two. 

Let's not forget the context here: Israel and Egypt have kept Gaza locked down since Hamas took over in 2007, trying to stop weapons from flooding in. Hamas's October 7 attack leaving 1,200 dead, 252 hostages, about 20 of the 48 still alive, kind of proves the point. And while the left loves to cry about the blockade, a 2011 UN inquiry into the Mavi Marmara fiasco called out Israel's excessive force but upheld the blockade's legality. 

Facts are stubborn like that.

So, as this flotilla barrels toward Israeli waters in the coming days, don't be fooled by the "humanitarian" window dressing. Hamas is running the show, and they're not exactly known for playing nice. 

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Greta Thunberg's flotilla pal attended funeral of Hezbollah leader

Listen up, guys, because this will blow your minds. Thiago Ávila, the Brazilian activist buddying up with the execrable Greta Thunberg on their little “Freedom Flotilla” stunt to Gaza, isn’t just along for the eco-warrior ride. The dude has a history of anti-Semitic radicalism longer than a winter night in the Arctic. 

But the best part is that he was front and center at the funeral of Hezbollah’s big boss, Hassan Nasrallah, calling him a “martyr” who “shines” like some kind of global liberation rockstar rather than the scumcrumpet he was.

Ávila’s currently kicking it on the Madleen, a 59-foot boat carrying Thunberg and a motley crew of tuna carrying activists, including a French politician and a Game of Thrones actor, the anti-Zionist Liam Cunningham. 

They’re sailing toward Israeli waters, aiming to make a splash in Gaza, but likely knowing that Israel will not allow them to be exposed to danger. So the Israel Defense Forces aren’t exactly rolling out the red carpet and told The Daily Wire they’re “prepared for a wide range of scenarios which it will act upon in accordance with the directives of the political echelon.” Translation: good luck getting anywhere near Gaza, selfie squad.

This isn’t Ávila’s first boat party, either. He was on another vessel last month that got mysteriously jacked up and towed to Libya after a pit stop in Malta to pick up the annoying Thunberg. The group’s pointing fingers at the IDF, but Israel’s playing coy. 

Now, let’s talk about Ávila’s highlight reel. With half a million Instagram followers, this guy’s not just some random keyboard warrior. He’s got a serious moist love for anti-Israel rhetoric, calling Israeli hostages “prisoners” and cozying up to terrorists like it’s a Tuesday night book club.

He posted a photo of himself with a feces-eating grin with Leila Khaled, a former member of the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine (PFLP) the terrorists who hijacked a civilian airliner in 1969. According to a screenshot from Jerusalem Post’s Michael Starr, Ávila called Khaled one of the people he “most admire[s] in the entire world.” 

But the real kicker? Ávila’s obsession with Hassan Nasrallah. 

He rolled up to the Hezbollah leader’s funeral like it was Coachella, posting videos and interviews gushing about how Nasrallah “shines” as a figure who was “thinking about liberation of the entire world.” In one clip, he called the human ball of excrement a “martyr” who inspires people “all over the world.” Yes, Nasrallah inspired Naziesque cretins whose goal it is to kill every Jewish person on earth.

Not done yet, he added, “Not many people can say that they defeated the greatest evil forces of their generation not only once, but many times like Sayyed Hassan Nasrallah,” claiming Lebanon “will never be defeated by the Zionists.” By Zionists, he meant Jews, and by defeated, he meant after the jihad forces attacked them first like they did on October 7th two years ago.

He even bragged about meeting Nasrallah when he was 19, saying he was “so inspired” by the terrorist’s speeches. I bet he’s got a fan club membership card somewhere and uses it to arouse himself.

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Ávila wasn’t shy about showing off at the funeral, either. Picture him in a keffiyeh, weaving through the crowd to get a front-row view of Nasrallah’s coffin, calling it a “historical moment” and saying he was “very honored and very humbled” to be there. 

And just to keep things spicy, after Hamas’ massacre, rape, and kidnapping spree on Israeli civilians, Ávila had the gall to call out UN Secretary General António Guterres for demanding the hostages’ release. Nope, Ávila insisted on calling them “prisoners” who should be swapped for Palestinian prisoners. Four days later, he was already accusing Israel of “crimes against humanity” for defending itself. 

Oh, and when someone called him out for meeting Khaled, Ávila played the “I don’t support terrorists” card but couldn’t resist adding, “I actually despise Israel and the United States.” 

Ávila didn’t bother responding to requests for comment, probably too busy filming another anti-Israel sing-along on the Madleen. 

So, there you have it—Greta’s flotilla pal isn’t just sailing for clout; he’s got a serious axe to grind, and it’s aimed squarely at Israel. Stay tuned for how this PR stunt pans out. My money’s on the IDF sending them back to the drawing board armed with their Spam and tuna.

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