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Careless, or dishonest, or both? Irresponsible, or just plain dumb as dirt? Ah, but sometimes life is too deliciously messy for mere "or"—enter the majestic "and." Exhibit A: Greta "Doom Pixie" Thunberg, who traded her climate doom-scrolling for a full-throated Hamasshole fan club membership, all in a bid to stretch her 15 minutes of fame into something resembling a TED Talk encore.
It started with that so-called 'aid' flotilla that was about as loaded with supplies as a Holocaust prisoner fridge. Now she's got her grubby mitts all over a pro-Hamas propaganda poster, peddling tales of woe for "Palestinian" captives in Israeli hands.
Except one of the "victims" splashed across the fake poster is Evyatar David, an Israeli hostage, Jewish, mind you, languishing in a Hamas hellhole, where he's been starved, beaten, and made to dig his own effing grave.
You can't chalk this up to a whoopsie-daisy oops moment, guys. No, this reeks of something sharper, something evil, with teeth. And let's not forget the Doom Pixie's latest nautical joyride, that Selfie Flotilla, which, as conservative news platform, RedState laid bare, showed up emptier than a Biden press conference on inflation.
One of the flotilla's passengers was Mandla Mandela, the grandson of former South African leader Nelson Mandela. According to the Jewish News Syndicate (JNS), Mandela's sister wrote a letter to South Africa's International Relations and Cooperation Minister Ronald Lamola, which stated, "The flotilla’s sole purpose was to deliver humanitarian assistance, food, medical supplies, nappies [diapers], and other essential relief items to the people of Palestine."
But here's where the fairy tale goes splat: None of the Hamas-funded ships in the flotilla had any aid on them. Not one ship. Zilch! Nada! Israel's Ministry of Foreign Affairs posted a video on X showing Israel's Police Spokesperson, Lieutenant Dean Elsdunne, giving a tour of one of the largest boats in the flotilla.
So, what's the deal here? Did the crew polish off the peanut butter and Pampers mid-voyage? Chuck it all overboard when the big bad IDF hove into view, lest the truth get seized? Or, and this feels like the smart money, was it all smoke and mirrors from jump, a floating photo op for the 'gram? If that's the game, what's the endgame for our plucky little eco-warrior? World peace? Not a chance. It's the eternal siren song: Look at meeee, I'm Greta Thunberg.
We all know the score: Self-aggrandizement, baby. And yeah, Greta straight-up fibbed about the "aid" gig. The whole outfit behind it, the Free Gaza Movement, that merry band of maritime mischief-makers, lied too. Lies stacked on lies, like a Jenga tower of bull pucks.
The post soldiers on:
Now, a different Greta (Thunberg) has taken the helm, continuing the tradition of lies, dishonesty, and victimhood.
Our girl Greta's cozying up with a crew of fabulists, though to be fair, truth was never her signature move anyway. Pro tip to the Pixie: Keep one eye peeled for those Free Gaza bulldozers; they're notorious for steamrolling their pet projects when the spotlight dims.
One day her world is going to be tumbling down and she'll will once again be that execrable, spectrum-riding, chronic complainer. How dare she!
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| Eyyatar David, a Jewish-Israeli hostage |
One of the flotilla's passengers was Mandla Mandela, the grandson of former South African leader Nelson Mandela. According to the Jewish News Syndicate (JNS), Mandela's sister wrote a letter to South Africa's International Relations and Cooperation Minister Ronald Lamola, which stated, "The flotilla’s sole purpose was to deliver humanitarian assistance, food, medical supplies, nappies [diapers], and other essential relief items to the people of Palestine."
But here's where the fairy tale goes splat: None of the Hamas-funded ships in the flotilla had any aid on them. Not one ship. Zilch! Nada! Israel's Ministry of Foreign Affairs posted a video on X showing Israel's Police Spokesperson, Lieutenant Dean Elsdunne, giving a tour of one of the largest boats in the flotilla.
So, what's the deal here? Did the crew polish off the peanut butter and Pampers mid-voyage? Chuck it all overboard when the big bad IDF hove into view, lest the truth get seized? Or, and this feels like the smart money, was it all smoke and mirrors from jump, a floating photo op for the 'gram? If that's the game, what's the endgame for our plucky little eco-warrior? World peace? Not a chance. It's the eternal siren song: Look at meeee, I'm Greta Thunberg.
We all know the score: Self-aggrandizement, baby. And yeah, Greta straight-up fibbed about the "aid" gig. The whole outfit behind it, the Free Gaza Movement, that merry band of maritime mischief-makers, lied too. Lies stacked on lies, like a Jenga tower of bull pucks.
The post soldiers on:
Now, a different Greta (Thunberg) has taken the helm, continuing the tradition of lies, dishonesty, and victimhood.
Our girl Greta's cozying up with a crew of fabulists, though to be fair, truth was never her signature move anyway. Pro tip to the Pixie: Keep one eye peeled for those Free Gaza bulldozers; they're notorious for steamrolling their pet projects when the spotlight dims.
One day her world is going to be tumbling down and she'll will once again be that execrable, spectrum-riding, chronic complainer. How dare she!
If you like Brain Flushings and want to Buy Me A Coffee, I would appreciate it, as it supports my work. Obviously, there is no pressure but I certainly wouldn't stop you.
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