Biden makes a pack with the devil over abortion

President Joe Biden of Scranton has allegedly made a pack with Beelzebub regarding the issue of abortion, aka depriving people the right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness by killing them before passing through their mother's birth canal or soon thereafter. 

Biden's cover story is that he's a Catholic, a Jew, a Puerto Rican and had attended a Black church as a young man in the Scranton 'hood' where he had a run-in with the now famous Cornpop. 

But mostly he tells the nation that he's a devout Catholic even when he advocates for abortion, which is clearly against basic Catholic teaching, as well as the teaching of many other religions except for those that favor human sacrifices, such as the religion of liberalism. 

The alleged President spoke about abortion (if you call mumbling speech) in Tampa, Florida on Tuesday where he attempted to whip up the crowd. The barely sentient POTUS made the Sign of the Cross while pushing for the killing of innocent babies in the womb while criticizing Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-FL) for calling for more restrictions on the number one cause of death to Americans.

Yes, Biden made the Sign of the Cross! Can it get more sacrilegious than that? 

If Democrats say that Biden knows what he's saying, and is not a babbling, senile old fart, then he has to be making a deal with the devil.

You cannot be Catholic and be pro-abortion. Period!

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Women of 'The View' blame the Devil for leaving Trump's estate untouched by Irma

President Trump's tremendously unbelievable estate on the island of St. Martin in the Caribbean was left mostly unscathed from Hurricane Irma, while billionaire Richard Branson's private estate in the British Virgin Island was all shot to hell.

"I'm very lucky, very lucky," Mr. Trump said to my man in the field, Vinny Boombots. "It could've been much, much worse . . . much worse. I'm very lucky. In fact, the hurricane helped remove some of my unwanted weeds and a few of my nasty neighbors. I'm incredibly lucky. They called the hurricane 'Hurricane Irma.' I say we'd be better off naming hurricanes in a softer way. I think if we called it "Irma the Hurricane," people wouldn't be so scared," Trump opined. "Imagine the difference between 'Hurricane  Harvey' and 'Harvey the Hurricane.' It sounds nicer. I like nicer--like a cartoon character."

Trump's Chateau des Palmiers located on the French-controlled side of the island "is still standing with hardly a single roof tile lost," USA Today reported.

The women of "The View" were livid, particularly Joy Behar and Rosie O'Donnell. But even Barbara "Wahwah" Walters took issue with Trump's good fortune.

"I can't beweeve Donald Twump's Cawibbean chateau was weft intact," Walters began, "while Wichad Bwanson's was pwactically destwoyed by Huwicane Iwma."

"It isn't fair," Joy Behar shouted. "It's like the guy made a deal with the devil [the audience screams, "Yeah, the devil, the devil!"] and left his house untouched. What happened to Richard Branson's estate should've happened to Trump's place instead." 

"With Trump in it!" Rosie O'Donnell and Whoopi Goldberg screamed in unison.

[The audience went berserk, hooting and hollering: "Yeah, Trump in it! Trump in it!"]

At which point, Jedediah Bila jumped in and said, "No, just the house, not the President of the United States. That isn't right. He's still our president."

He's not my president," O'Donnell replied. "Anyway, we know he's in league with the devil--that isn't up for debate. It's a fact."

[Screams from the audience made the rest of the segment incoherent.]


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