Women of 'The View' blame the Devil for leaving Trump's estate untouched by Irma

President Trump's tremendously unbelievable estate on the island of St. Martin in the Caribbean was left mostly unscathed from Hurricane Irma, while billionaire Richard Branson's private estate in the British Virgin Island was all shot to hell.

"I'm very lucky, very lucky," Mr. Trump said to my man in the field, Vinny Boombots. "It could've been much, much worse . . . much worse. I'm very lucky. In fact, the hurricane helped remove some of my unwanted weeds and a few of my nasty neighbors. I'm incredibly lucky. They called the hurricane 'Hurricane Irma.' I say we'd be better off naming hurricanes in a softer way. I think if we called it "Irma the Hurricane," people wouldn't be so scared," Trump opined. "Imagine the difference between 'Hurricane  Harvey' and 'Harvey the Hurricane.' It sounds nicer. I like nicer--like a cartoon character."

Trump's Chateau des Palmiers located on the French-controlled side of the island "is still standing with hardly a single roof tile lost," USA Today reported.

The women of "The View" were livid, particularly Joy Behar and Rosie O'Donnell. But even Barbara "Wahwah" Walters took issue with Trump's good fortune.

"I can't beweeve Donald Twump's Cawibbean chateau was weft intact," Walters began, "while Wichad Bwanson's was pwactically destwoyed by Huwicane Iwma."

"It isn't fair," Joy Behar shouted. "It's like the guy made a deal with the devil [the audience screams, "Yeah, the devil, the devil!"] and left his house untouched. What happened to Richard Branson's estate should've happened to Trump's place instead." 

"With Trump in it!" Rosie O'Donnell and Whoopi Goldberg screamed in unison.

[The audience went berserk, hooting and hollering: "Yeah, Trump in it! Trump in it!"]

At which point, Jedediah Bila jumped in and said, "No, just the house, not the President of the United States. That isn't right. He's still our president."

He's not my president," O'Donnell replied. "Anyway, we know he's in league with the devil--that isn't up for debate. It's a fact."

[Screams from the audience made the rest of the segment incoherent.]


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Still vacationing after all these years

"Do you like my muscle, RIchard?"

Poor Barack Obama, he can't catch a break. Now he's being attacked by his own leftist party for his never ending, super luxurious, vacations to millionaire and billionaire retreats where true socialists cannot afford to go, save Bernie Sanders when he's not under investigation.

While it's almost expected for an ex-president to immediately go on vacation after leaving office, the level of luxury the Obamas enjoy is unprecedented (or 'unpresidented' as Trump would argue) for a modern-day president, according to travel experts.

Since Obama thankfully left office in January, he visited Marlon Brando's private island; the Four Seasons in Bali; Indonesia; a Palm Springs estate; Sir Richard Branson's Necker Island; the Mid Pacific Country Club in Oahu; the 13th Century Borgo Finocchieto in Tuscany (where he may have met Pinocchio); and the Rising Sun, Hollywood studio mogul David Geffen's private yacht.

For a socialism advocate, he's looking a lot like a successful capitalist.

"These are some of the most luxurious travel destinations in the world. Many of our clients spend tens of thousands of dollars or more to stay at these resorts, which cater to the most discriminating and demanding guests," said Kendra Thornton, a travel expert and owner of luxury travel agency Royal Travel. "For example, Necker Island has a nightly price tag of $80,000. Anyone who stays at these properties does so because they want the best of the best."

And they sure don't want to be around the common folk who worship them.

Former Jimmy Carter strategist Pat Caddell said of Obama, "I think the Bernie Sanders wing of the party, when they see President Obama, whom they instinctively want to defend [even if he took a dump on their desk, as Anderson Cooper might say] being the corporatist president, I think it makes the base uneasy."

Even the left-wing media with its opinionated foreigners such as John Oliver are also worried about Obama's luxurious lifestyle.

"I'll tell you who should kick back a little less," Oliver told Seth Meyers in an interview. "This might be controversial [for progressives]--I'm a little sick of seeing photos of President Obama on vacation with Richard Branson. Just tone it down with the kite-surfing pictures. I'm glad he's having a nice time--America is on fire."

Of course it's the left that lit the match that set America on fire.

Oliver then said that Obama was accused of being out of touch with the American people when he was in office.

"I'm not sure he's ever been more out of touch than he is right now," Oliver complained back in February.

Obama obviously has the right to vacation or do anything he wants. But please keep the socialist pontificating to a minimum, sir.


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Slob bots leave "Climate March" pigsty

(Photo: Heat Street)

Self-proclaimed environmentalists (LOL) from all over the country got together in Washington D.C. for the "People's Climate March." The ostensible purpose for the march was to urge President Trump to invest in policies to fight climate change.

As if generally the case, the leftists who proclaimed their love for the environment and issues involving climate change, did more to screw up the environment and leave their messes for others to clean up. 

I would wager that most of these liberals are just as slovenly at home, where their mommies pick up after them, as they are in the public, where they don't care who picks up after them. 

When they packed up their gear, hypocrites such as Leonardo DiCaprio, Al "Jazeera" Gore and Richard Branson got into their private jets to head off to their next climate change events,  their combined carbon footprints alone exceeded that of Switzerland.

The slobs at the protest left all their garbage behind, including their food containers, plastic bags and ironic protest signs.

One resident was extremely upset by the "giant piles of signs and trash" and others tweeted photos and comments about it.

Oh, the irony.


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