Joaquin Phoenix upset for the cows and such

It was a night of glitter and glitz; a night of wokeness all over this land; a night in which the super wealthy can virtue-signal to the peasants while patting themselves on the back and saying how wonderful they are and how lucky you are that they are so wonderful and virtuous.

Bizarre actor Joaquin Phoenix gave a lunatic leftist speech as he accepted an award at the Oscars for his role in the movie “Joker.” Phoenix, who is not from Phoenix, nor is he a joker, lamented that humans use the resources that are provided by cows because humans believe that they are superior to cows.

Well, let's look at the evidence.

I know that insofar as math is concerned, even simple addition and subtraction, I am superior to cows. I suspect you are too, unless your name is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, then it's a crap-shoot.

When it comes to problem solving, reading, driving a car, flying a jet, providing a helping hand for someone in need, I believe I am superior to a cow, as I also believe you are too.

But Joaquin Phoenix had to somehow use this analysis to virtue-signal his awareness of cow equality, or maybe even bovine superiority.

“I’ve been thinking a lot about some of the distressing issues that we are facing collectively, and I think at times we feel or are made to feel that we champion different causes,” Phoenix said. “But for me, I see commonality. I think whether we’re talking about gender inequality or racism or queer rights or indigenous rights or animal rights, we’re talking about the fight against injustice.”

Yes. We must kick injustice in the nuts.

“We’re talking about the fight against the belief that one nation, one people, one race, one gender, or one species has the right to dominate, control, and use and exploit another with impunity,” Phoenix bloviated ridiculously. “I think that we’ve become very disconnected from the natural world and many of us, what we’re guilty of, is an egocentric worldview, the belief that we’re the center of the universe.”

I do not believe that I am at the center of the universe, nor do I suspect that you think that either. I believe Phoenix just needed to make a statement that he thinks sounds virtuous and very important, as if he had given it a lot of thought as he flew to the Oscars in a private jet.

“We go into the natural world and we plunder it for its resources,” Phoenix, one of America's top plunderers said. “We feel entitled to artificially inseminate a cow and when she gives birth, we steal her baby. Even though her cries of anguish are unmistakable. And then we take her milk that’s intended for her calf and we put it in our coffee and our cereal. And I think we fear the idea of personal change because we think that we have to sacrifice something to give something up but human beings, at our best, are so inventive and creative and ingenious, and I think that when we use love and compassion as our guiding principles, we can create, develop, and implement systems of change that are beneficial to all sentient beings and to the environment.”

Phoenix probably sneak-eats meat and may even drink milk or at least a white russian every so often.

When Phoenix denounces the killing of human babies by abortion, then we can all listen to what he has to say. But I suspect that's not going to happen anytime soon.

Don't you just love being lectured to by the Kevin Spacey, Harvey Weinstein minions?

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Three liberal men arrested for allegedly having sex with critters

Mouse Road Gentleman's Farm

A group of men were arrested for allegedly having sex with no less than a dozen farm animals in Pennsylvania.

The orgies included cows, goats, horses and dogs over the past five years. The three perps are being held by Pennsylvania State Police after serving a search warrant at a home in the sleepy little town of Munson, in Clearfield County, about 130 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.

Matthew Brubaker

Terry Wallace, 40, Matthew Brubaer, 32, and Marc Measnikoff, 34, have been charged with more than 1,000 charges each for what is believed to be five years of having sex with the animals.

It is possible they will use the "'I identified as a stallion'" when I did Nelly"
defense.

District attorney Bill Shaw told the accused that the charges thus far are part of an ongoing investigation into the abuse of animals.

Marc Measnikoff

"This is an unpleasant topic, but the facts are that we received a report of folks having sexual intercourse with animals, farm animals," he said.

"They was askin' fir it," Wallace said. "The way that goat would sashay past me in the field, well, it was jus' too much to take. I knew she wanted some of Terry."

The property where the alleged zoophilia took place is on Mouse Road--ironically, one species of critter left unmolested by the trio. But they are accused of having sexual relations with at least nine female horses, a cow, a goat, and dogs.

When Measnikoff was asked whether the dogs he had relations with were male or female he replied: "Female of course. What do you think I am? Gay?"

Terry Wallace

Cops also recovered several semi-automatic weapons at the home.

A teenage boy was also present at the home and reportedly held the animals during the sex sessions. Therefore, the men are also being charged with endangering the welfare of a child, and the corruption of a minor.

The men will remain in jail until the pay $100,000 bail. A preliminary hearing is scheduled for August 22nd.

Police said that it was a makeshift farm--but not a gentleman's farm.

This may be the start of a "Moo Too" movement.


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