Three liberal men arrested for allegedly having sex with critters

Mouse Road Gentleman's Farm

A group of men were arrested for allegedly having sex with no less than a dozen farm animals in Pennsylvania.

The orgies included cows, goats, horses and dogs over the past five years. The three perps are being held by Pennsylvania State Police after serving a search warrant at a home in the sleepy little town of Munson, in Clearfield County, about 130 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.

Matthew Brubaker

Terry Wallace, 40, Matthew Brubaer, 32, and Marc Measnikoff, 34, have been charged with more than 1,000 charges each for what is believed to be five years of having sex with the animals.

It is possible they will use the "'I identified as a stallion'" when I did Nelly"
defense.

District attorney Bill Shaw told the accused that the charges thus far are part of an ongoing investigation into the abuse of animals.

Marc Measnikoff

"This is an unpleasant topic, but the facts are that we received a report of folks having sexual intercourse with animals, farm animals," he said.

"They was askin' fir it," Wallace said. "The way that goat would sashay past me in the field, well, it was jus' too much to take. I knew she wanted some of Terry."

The property where the alleged zoophilia took place is on Mouse Road--ironically, one species of critter left unmolested by the trio. But they are accused of having sexual relations with at least nine female horses, a cow, a goat, and dogs.

When Measnikoff was asked whether the dogs he had relations with were male or female he replied: "Female of course. What do you think I am? Gay?"

Terry Wallace

Cops also recovered several semi-automatic weapons at the home.

A teenage boy was also present at the home and reportedly held the animals during the sex sessions. Therefore, the men are also being charged with endangering the welfare of a child, and the corruption of a minor.

The men will remain in jail until the pay $100,000 bail. A preliminary hearing is scheduled for August 22nd.

Police said that it was a makeshift farm--but not a gentleman's farm.

This may be the start of a "Moo Too" movement.


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