DOJ expects more charges against WHCD failed POTUS assassin

U.S. Attorney for Washington, D.C., Jeanine Pirro [aka Judge Jeanine] dropped the hammer on Cole Tomas Allen, announcing that more charges are coming as this clown show of an investigation keeps rolling. She made it abundantly clear that this wasn't some random stunt. It was a straight-up attempted assassination of President Donald Trump and part of a bigger scheme to take out senior government officials.

“Those charges are only three charges that are in the complaint . . .  there will be additional charges as this investigation continues to unfold,” Pirro said. “But make no mistake, this was an attempted assassination of the President of the United States.”

Pirro explained that Allen wasn't stopping at one target. The guy had big plans. He “made clear what his intent was, and that intent was to bring down as many of the high-ranking cabinet officials as he could,” she added. “This is the kind of situation that we cannot tolerate.”

Fortunately, Allen was incompetent and his plan failed.

Pirro wasn't having any of the usual nonsense excuses either, especially with the arsenal they found and the premeditated mess this joker put together.

“Any suggestion that he wasn’t there to do harm is absurd,” she said, noting the firearms were purchased in California and transported across state lines.

Pirro wrapped it up with a warning that lowlifes everywhere should probably take seriously. “Let this be a message to anyone who thinks that Washington, D.C., is the place to act out political violence,” she said. “If you are willing to do so with a firearm and cross state lines, we will find you. We will track your steps from the inception of your plan and we will prosecute you to the fullest extent of the law. Washington, D.C. is not the place to travel to commit acts of violence.”

Let's hope Allen gets what he deserves and not what the Left wants to give him.

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Vulgar attempts at humor fall flat at DC dinner

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A writer for "The Daily Show with Trevor Noah" performed at the White House Correspondent's Dinner on Saturday night. Little known and less talented Michelle Wolf predictably went after the Trump administration, but where it had been done somewhat tastefully in the past, Wolf's so-called comedy had no taste. It was disgusting, vulgar and not funny. And her voice was as annoying as Jessica Tarlov's.

Now we know why Trevor Noah isn't funny.

Some members of the White House press corps refused to stay for the extremely offensive and crude display. They got up and walked out.

"President Trump isn't here, if you haven't noticed," Wolf began. "I would drag him here myself, but it turns out the president of the United States is the one p**sy you're not allowed to grab."

That reference was to the notorious "Access Hollywood" tape from 2005 which went public just prior to the 2016 election. Many in the audience didn't appreciate that anemic attempt at humor.

Like he did last year, President Trump skipped the dinner but White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders was invited as a guest of honor and was seated at the dais.

Wolf, who is definitely no feminist, attacked Sanders for her job performance, her looks, and even for her Southern roots, effectively attacking all southerners by so doing. 

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She later took to Twitter to defend her leftist humor against Sanders after New York Times' Maggie Haberman commended Sanders for remaining at the dinner despite her taking the [cowardly] "intense criticism of her physical appearance, her job performance, and so forth."

What courage leftists have when attacking conservatives while their cohorts look on and cheer.

Wolf responded to Haberman on Twitter: "Hey mags! All these jokes were abut her despicable behavior. Sounds like you have some thoughts about her looks though?"


Perhaps it's time for this administration to call it quits with these dinners. If Hillary Clinton was the president instead of Trump, and some comedian told the same jokes, he or she would have hell to pay.

There are plenty of places for conservatives to get their news and the mainstream media is the worst place. 

One thing is certain: the president of the White House Press Corps owes Sarah Huckabee Sanders a heartfelt apology.


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Homophobe and racist, Al Franken compares Trump to OJ

Senator Al Franken (Dirtbag--Minn.) is stupid and he can't shut up.

Franken, a former Saturday Night Live failed comic, gave up his failed occupation to try his mouth at politics. But in spite of giving up an attempt at comedy, he can be quite funny, albeit unintentionally.

The leftist, frog-face senator has written a memoir humbly titled Giant of the Senate. It is due to hit the shelves May 30th, but Heat Street was able to get a copy. 

In the book, Franken compares President Trump to O.J. Simpson, the former NFL running back and Hall of Fame winner who is serving time in a Nevada prison for a 2008 conviction of kidnapping, robbery and assault. 

Simpson most likely got away with murdering his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, but the prosecution 'blew it' in court and he walked on the charge.

Franken wasn't joking when he made that bizarre comparison. "He was a sore winner," Franken wrote of Trump's election victory. "The president-elect actually insisted that three to five million votes had been fraudulently cast by illegal immigrants, every single one of them were for Hillary Clinton.

"It was almost as if the incoming commander-in-chief had some sort of mental health problem. The kind of mental health problem that you would be disturbed to discover in your kid's piano teacher, let alone the president of the United States of America.

"Later, when Trump demanded an investigation into those three to five million fraudulent votes, it reminded me of O.J. Simpson, who, after being acquitted of murdering his ex-wife and Ron Goldman, vowed to spend the rest of his life 'finding the killer or killers.'"

Then Franken adds: "After the public learned that President Trump spent actual time calling the National Park Service to insist they release more flattering photographs of the crowds at his inauguration, it began to dawn on many Americans, including a number of my Republican colleagues, that the new leader of our country was, indeed, unbalanced."

If only President Trump was more like him, he opines. "Like Trump, I had no previous experience in elected office. Unlike Trump, I was actually bothered by my lack of experience."

Franken went on but you'll have to read a libtard's copy of the book to read it. But don't buy it--then the idiots win.

Franken certainly is looking forward to the end of the Trump era. "The fact that he is the president, and Republicans control Congress, and that means we're going to have to watch Donald Trump be the president. Day after day . after day [insert laugh]. Insulting speeches. Insane tweets. Policies that are both insulting and insane. This is going to suck for a while. But not forever."

Evidently, Franken forgot his own suck-worthy words. 

An article in  The Daily Caller said that while Franken spoke at a White House Correspondents Dinner in 1996, he "ridiculed [Gingrich] with a joke about his daughter's first menstrual period," Deborah Orin of The New York Post reported at the time.

According to The Daily Caller, the joke was so out-of-bounds that then-Vice President Al Gore walked over to Newt's table with an apology. The Weekly Standard reported that "Soon after, Gingrich encountered Franken and told him that, were Gingrich not a public figure, he'd have punched the comic out." 

Working as a writer and comic for SNL, Franken helped write a racist skit advertising a fake toothpaste called "Tarbrush," which is meant to darken black people's white teeth, according to the book "Saturday Night: A Backstage History of Saturday Night Live" by Doug Hill and Jeff Weingrad.

The authors write: "One sketch written for Garrett was a parody commercial for a toothpaste called 'Tarbrush,' which darkened blacks' supposedly shiny white teeth." Hill and Weingrad added that two black technicians on the show reportedly walked out due to how offensive the skit was. "We relied on [Morris] to bring some blackness to the show," Franken told the authors.

Senator Franken is also on the record for making anti-gay statements. 

While working for SNL, he told the Harvard University newspaper "I just don't like homosexuals. If you ask me, they're all homosexuals in the Pudding [a Harvard social club]. 

"Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia."

Yes, Al Franken really said that. Imagine if he was a Republican.


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CNN may opt out of WH Correspondent's Dinner

CNN may be preempting Trump's decision to not invite them to the White House Correspondent's Dinner by announcing that they will be sitting out the dinner. In this way, they can show their ire and avoid being embarrassed by President Trump before he shows his ire toward them.

So nyah, nyah, nyah President Trump, take that!

The annual event is scheduled for April 29th and according to several sources familiar with what's going on, CNN is still actively discussing whether they will ultimately send staffers or snub the POTUS.

"We haven't made a decision on it yet," said a CNN spokesperson who wishes to remain anonymous because it really pisses off Trump when people remain anonymous, except when it's people he refers to anonymously.

In the past, the dinner was a scene in which presidents roast the press after top-shelf comedians take digs at the big-shots in the room.

When Obama was president, the 'shots' were generally cutesy remarks about him, or when Obama publicly humiliated now President Trump with a blistering attack.

Here is the actual transcript of Obama's remarks as Mr. Trump had to sit in the audience and take it from the bully pulpit:

"Now, I know that he's taken some flak lately, but no one in happier, no one is prouder to put this birth certificate to rest than the Donald. (Laughter.) And that's because he can finally get back to focusing on the issues that matter--like, did we fake the moon landing? (Laughter.) What really happened in Roswell? (Laughter.) And where are Biggie and Tupac? (Laughter and applause.)

"But all kidding aside, obviously, we all know about your credentials and breadth of experience. (Laughter.) For example--no, seriously, just recently, in an episode of Celebrity Apprentice--(laughter)--at the steakhouse, the men's cooking team did not impress the judges from Omaha Steaks. And there was a lot of blame to go around. But you, Mr. Trump, recognized that the real problem was a lack of leadership. And so ultimately, you didn't blame Lil' Jon or Meatloaf. (Laughter.) You fired Gary Busey. (Laughter.) And these are the kind of decisions that would keep me up at night. (Laughter and applause.) Well handled, sir. (Laughter.) Well handled."

 The White House Correspondent's Dinner has often been criticized as a 'too cozy' relationship between the press and government. But with the current aggressive ongoing battle President Trump is having with the press, some are wondering whether fist-bumping camaraderie is especially inappropriate at this time. President Trump's deleted (then reposted) tweet calling the press an "enemy of the American people" was a blistering attack and escalation of their battle.

Donald J. Trump 

✔@realDonaldTrump

The FAKE NEWS media (failing @nytimes, @NBCNews, @ABC, @CBS, @CNN) is not my enemy, it is the enemy of the American People!

4:48 PM - 17 Feb 2017

 
•  50,60150,601 Retweets
 
•  160,142160,142 likes

Mr. Trump later went on to say that he was not attacking all media, merely the 'fake news' that the media often puts out.

At CPAC, top White House adviser Steve Bannon referred to the media as the "opposition party," and when it comes to how the media treats the GOP, he's correct. I've yet to hear anyone in the MSM ask Trump "What enchants you about the job?"

It seems that CNN has been particularly targeted by the Trump administration, so it stands to reason that they might avoid attending the WH Correspondent's Dinner. 

Ironically perhaps, it isn't even certain whether President Trump is going to attend.



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