Warren: 'I'm not a person of color'

The colorless Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) gave a commencement address at Morgan State University, a primarily black institution, on Friday. To the astonishment of everyone, she just came out and bravely admitted it: "I'm not a person of color," she told the crowd of people of color. Their jaws dropped and you could have heard an arrow hitting the floor.

The Washington Post reported that Warren said, “As a country, we need to stop pretending that the same doors open for everyone, because they don’t. I’m not a person of color. And I haven’t lived your life or experienced anything like the subtle prejudice, or more overt harm, that you may have experienced just because of the color of your skin.”

But she is a Native American and hides it well. People don't realize that even as a paleface, she is also a redskin, if I'm allowed to say that. And in 2012 Maggie Haberman of Politico reported that a 1997 Fordham Law Review piece described Warren as Harvard Law School's "first woman of color.”

So is she is, or is she ain't a squaw?

According to a recent DNA test [which is not the method to determine whether or not an individual is considered a Native American] that President Trump trolled her into taking, her claims of having Native American ancestry were shot down. Even leftist rags like  The Washington Post  and The New York Times destroyed her original claim and she continued to draw the ire of real Native American tribal leaders.

The supporters of Warren’s presidential ambitions worry that she hasn't been able to assuage criticism from grass-roots progressive groups, and liberal political operatives. Her potential 2020 supporters now complain that she put too much emphasis on racial science, a controversial field at best, and thus played into Trump’s hands.

Michael Reed, Research Director & Deputy Communications Director of the Republican National Committee, commented on Warren’s surprising, and for her, unprecedented admission on Friday:

 “Elizabeth Warren’s web of lies continues to play out on the national stage as she tries and fails to put this whole sordid saga behind her. What’s indisputable is that Warren took advantage of minority status she wasn’t entitled to in order to gain a professional advantage. Good luck explaining that in a Democrat presidential primary increasingly focused on identity politics.”

As for Pocahontas' chances in 2020, it's still too soon to tell. I would never count her out and it appears that this recent admission that she's a paleface may be the only way she knows how to apologize for being a liar.

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Everything in the world is Trump's fault, they say

"Trump did this to me"

Everything wrong in the world today is nobody's fault but President Donald Trump's. It's really so ridiculous that perhaps independent voters will begin to realize how silly the left has become with their blind hatred for the president.

Now singer Barbra Streisand, a woman who went to Erasmus Hall High School in Brooklyn and never changed her gym shorts [according to my late sister who was in her class], told The New York Times Monday that Trump's presidency is making her fat--not that she is responsible for her own gluttony.

The corpulent Grammy Award winner has been a politically active Democrat. She supported the two-time loser Hillary Clinton for president and along with the sore loser Clinton, said the election was rigged. "I really believe she won the election," Streisand told Variety in February. "I've talked to senators from Michigan and Wisconsin. I do believe, like I believed during Bush, they were playing with those voting machines."

Streisand has absolutely no evidence to support her claim, but her feelings, nothing more than feelings, is how she makes he mindless decisions.

Streisand, who supposedly retired several times in the past, has a new album. It's the first bunch of songs that uses her political opinions to hopefully indoctrinate low-information voters to vote based on her feelings. "I would lie awake at night with Trump's outrages running through my head, and I had to do another album for Columbia Records, so I thought, why not make an album about what's on my mind?" she told the Times.

I can think of a lot of reasons why not, but it would not have mattered. Streisand believes she's smarter than the people who buy her music, and perhaps she is.

"I want to sleep nights," Babs continued, "if we take the House I'll be able to sleep a little better."

"And if [Democrats[ don't?" Times reporter Maggie Haberman asked.

"Don't know," Streisand said. "I've been thinking about, do I want to move to Canada [yeah, like that lie hasn't been told countless times by the left]? I don't know. I'm just so saddened by this thing happening to our country. It's making me fat. I hear what he said now, and I have to go eat pancakes now, and pancakes are very fattening. We make them with healthy flour, though--almond flour, coconut flour."

"It's all Trump's fault I look like this"

[They're delicious and I just eat and eat and eat. And the good thing is, I can blame Donald Trump for my enormous weight gain, she failed to admit.]

"Look what you made me do, Trump! I hate you. I hate you . . . mmmmmunch."

Perhaps if Streisand took responsibility for her own behavior, she would be better able to deal with it. They call that kind of thinking 'being an adult.'

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Vulgar attempts at humor fall flat at DC dinner

Photo: Reuters

A writer for "The Daily Show with Trevor Noah" performed at the White House Correspondent's Dinner on Saturday night. Little known and less talented Michelle Wolf predictably went after the Trump administration, but where it had been done somewhat tastefully in the past, Wolf's so-called comedy had no taste. It was disgusting, vulgar and not funny. And her voice was as annoying as Jessica Tarlov's.

Now we know why Trevor Noah isn't funny.

Some members of the White House press corps refused to stay for the extremely offensive and crude display. They got up and walked out.

"President Trump isn't here, if you haven't noticed," Wolf began. "I would drag him here myself, but it turns out the president of the United States is the one p**sy you're not allowed to grab."

That reference was to the notorious "Access Hollywood" tape from 2005 which went public just prior to the 2016 election. Many in the audience didn't appreciate that anemic attempt at humor.

Like he did last year, President Trump skipped the dinner but White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders was invited as a guest of honor and was seated at the dais.

Wolf, who is definitely no feminist, attacked Sanders for her job performance, her looks, and even for her Southern roots, effectively attacking all southerners by so doing. 

Photo: Reuters

She later took to Twitter to defend her leftist humor against Sanders after New York Times' Maggie Haberman commended Sanders for remaining at the dinner despite her taking the [cowardly] "intense criticism of her physical appearance, her job performance, and so forth."

What courage leftists have when attacking conservatives while their cohorts look on and cheer.

Wolf responded to Haberman on Twitter: "Hey mags! All these jokes were abut her despicable behavior. Sounds like you have some thoughts about her looks though?"


Perhaps it's time for this administration to call it quits with these dinners. If Hillary Clinton was the president instead of Trump, and some comedian told the same jokes, he or she would have hell to pay.

There are plenty of places for conservatives to get their news and the mainstream media is the worst place. 

One thing is certain: the president of the White House Press Corps owes Sarah Huckabee Sanders a heartfelt apology.


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