Foo Fighter 'does a Doug Emhoff' and fathers a child out of wedlock

Frontman and lead singer for the fabulous Foo Fighters, Dave Grohl, admitted Tuesday that he did what the Second Husband of the United States did, which was to father a child out of wedlock and remain in the marriage anyway. 

Grohl says that he's still involved in the new baby's life, and although he's a liberal, at least he didn't have the baby killed. He also intends to remain at his job of fighting foo and singing.

“I’ve recently become the father of a new baby daughter, born outside of my marriage,” the 55-year-old Foo Fighter shared on Instagram. “I plan to be a loving and supportive parent to her. I love my wife and my children, and I am doing everything I can to regain their trust and earn their forgiveness.” 

He also loves Serge, the name he gave his penis.

“We’re grateful for your consideration toward all the children involved, as we move forward together,” the post said. Comments on the post were turned off because the Grohls didn't want to be inundated with good wishes and joyous joy, joy.

The admission of the baby girl born out of wedlock came after The Foo Fighters blasted presidential nominee Donald Trump, for using their song, "My Hero" at an Arizona rally in August. They didn't know that the Trump organization paid for the rights to the song, and just to keep in the good graces of the Left to avoid cancellation, a representative for the band said,  “Foo Fighters were not asked permission and if they were, they would have not granted it.”

But Trump had permission, so there's that.

Trump’s rep Steven Cheung hit back on X, using Foo Fighters song titles while composing a message that said, “It’s Times Like These facts matter, don’t be a Pretender.” Cheung also said they had gone through the proper channels to obtain rights to the music, the outlet noted.

The former unfaithful Nirvana drummer met his wife, Jordyn Blum, at the Sunset Marquis Whiskey Bar in West Hollywood in 2001, according to the New York Post. The rest is history . . . a bit sordid, but history nevertheless.

Grohl was previously married to photographer Jennifer Youngblood, divorcing her in 1997 for reasons unknown. He currently has three daughters with his current wife and one daughter with someone else.

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Fight breaks out in roller skating rink over a song

Nobody knows for sure what song set off 200 roller skaters at a Virginia rink over the weekend, but I have my ideas.

The rink exploded into chaos when about 200 teenagers and even a few apparent adults got into the kerfuffle.

Witnesses say the huge fight was sparked by a song.

Roanoke Police were called to the scene at the Star City Skate Center just before 1:00 a.m. Sunday. When they arrived, they encountered about 200 people engaged in fisticuffs, the Roanoke Times reported. There were even reports of shots fired but police couldn’t confirm them and found no victims or suspects.

Two witnesses, including a 13-year-old, told WFXR that a song came on and sparked local gang tension in the crowd, with many throwing up gang signs, flipping "birds" showing gang colors, mooning for SmartPhone videos and the like.

Reports offered no information about what song was specifically involved but I strongly suspect that it was Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit." And the spark that lit the fuse was the kids' various interpretations of the lyrics.

See if you can understand whatever the hell they're singing here. I don't have a clue and I know if I were back in my teenage days on a Sunday night rollerskating and hoping to meet a girl and some guy was trying to convince me what the words to this song are, I might go ballistic too.

One witness claims to have seen at least one individual holding a handgun, WFXR reported.

According to WFXR, no arrests have been made but the case remains under investigation.

Nirvana had no comment.

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"Hey Cameron & Obama: bounce on this"

Hey moms, he can get you a good deal

He went from selling bouncy castles to killing infidels. Not an easy transition if you're normal, but if you become a believer in the religion of peace, beheading people, burning or shooting them, can be as much fun for you, as a bouncy castle is for a kid. 

With Jihadi John having a go at 72 heavenly virgins, a new replacement was just what the doctrine ordered. Siddhartha Darr, a 32-year-old Londoner and convert to Islam is believed to be the pond scum in the latest video of an ISIS execution of five "spies."

Hands up, don't jump

Darr left his cushy job selling bouncy castles to join ISIS. Perhaps he hated seeing all those bouncy kids having all the fun.

Darr was also a fan of Nirvana, the rock band, and Arsenal, the soccer team that is currently in first place in the Premier League standings. Guess Darr won't get to see the rest of the season.

According to the Telegraph Darr's mother and sister agreed that the crap weasel on the video sounded similar to him.

Darr's family told the Telegraph that he had been raised a Hindu but in order to be accepted into the family and be allowed to marry Aisha, he would have to convert to Islam because they don't cotton to no infidels. Muslim men may marry non Muslim women but Muslim women haven't the same rights as men and beasts of burden. 

So Darr converted and it was all "Allahu akbar!" after that.

He was arrested in September 2014 for belonging to Al-Muhajiroun, a banned group whose goal is to bring Sharia law to Britain. Once Darr posted bail, he went to Syria via Paris.

Darr, or whoever is in the video, vows that ISIS will soon invade Britain and establish Sharia law. He mocks the mockable David Cameron, calling him a "slave of the White House" and "mule of the Jews."

Muslims are commanded in the Koran to hate Jews and not make non-Muslims their friends (although they can pretend they are if it gets them what they need to promote Islam).

There is also a small boy in the video named Isa Dare, believed to be 4 or 5 years old. The cute little munchkin wears camouflage gear as he points to the camera and says, "Go kill the kuffar (non-believers) over there."

How adorable.

The child's mother, Grace Dare, was raised in a Christian family of Nigerian descent and converted to Islam. She changed her name to Khadijah before going to Syria in 2012. She married Abu Bakr, a Swedish ISIS scumcrumpet, who was likely killed since.

Always the loving, kind mother, Grace Dare said on social media that she hoped to be the first British woman to kill a British or American ISIS hostage. Last year she tweeted a lovely photo of her little boy with his very own AK-47 rifle.

Just a few tidbits on Islamic lore here. 

Aisha, the namesake of Darr's wife, was Mohammad, the prophet of Islam's young wife. He fell in love with her as he saw her playing with dolls. The couple married when he was 52 and she was 6. Mohammad knew she was too young to be treated in a wifely way so he waiting until she was fully 9-years-old when he consummated the marriage. This is why the legal age for marriage in Islamic countries is 9, and in the more moderate countries, it's 13.

Khadijah was Mohammad's first wife and commonly known as "The Mother of the Believers." She had been married several times before she tied the knot with Mo, and she was a successful business woman. She was already in her 50s when she married her much younger husband and it appears historically, that once Mo married her, he never worked a regular day afterward in his life, but after marriage, her business in the trades seemed to go down the dumper and her family was worse off than Hillary Clinton in terms of being dead broke.

It's believed Mo and Khadijah had 6 to 10 kids of their own but Mo never took care of them. At the time, Mo spent most of his time in caves, retreating to his make-believe world and contemplation. He'd only return home to get more food and head back out.

There is no doubt that Mo had a mental disorder, probably schizophrenia and narcissistic personality disorder (like most politicians) but Khadijah too must have been mentally ill to be married to Mo. Most likely, she suffered from dependent personality disorder, or at the very least, she was codependent. 

This would explain her willingness to fund Mohammad's pursuits and ultimately the religion that is anything but peaceful.


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