Wednesday, September 11, 2024

Foo Fighter 'does a Doug Emhoff' and fathers a child out of wedlock


Frontman and lead singer for the fabulous Foo Fighters, Dave Grohl, admitted Tuesday that he did what the Second Husband of the United States did, which was to father a child out of wedlock and remain in the marriage anyway. 

Grohl says that he's still involved in the new baby's life, and although he's a liberal, at least he didn't have the baby killed. He also intends to remain at his job of fighting foo and singing.

“I’ve recently become the father of a new baby daughter, born outside of my marriage,” the 55-year-old Foo Fighter shared on Instagram. “I plan to be a loving and supportive parent to her. I love my wife and my children, and I am doing everything I can to regain their trust and earn their forgiveness.” 

He also loves Serge, the name he gave his penis.

“We’re grateful for your consideration toward all the children involved, as we move forward together,” the post said. Comments on the post were turned off because the Grohls didn't want to be inundated with good wishes and joyous joy, joy.

The admission of the baby girl born out of wedlock came after The Foo Fighters blasted presidential nominee Donald Trump, for using their song, "My Hero" at an Arizona rally in August. They didn't know that the Trump organization paid for the rights to the song, and just to keep in the good graces of the Left to avoid cancellation, a representative for the band said,  “Foo Fighters were not asked permission and if they were, they would have not granted it.”

But Trump had permission, so there's that.

Trump’s rep Steven Cheung hit back on X, using Foo Fighters song titles while composing a message that said, “It’s Times Like These facts matter, don’t be a Pretender.” Cheung also said they had gone through the proper channels to obtain rights to the music, the outlet noted.

The former unfaithful Nirvana drummer met his wife, Jordyn Blum, at the Sunset Marquis Whiskey Bar in West Hollywood in 2001, according to the New York Post. The rest is history . . . a bit sordid, but history nevertheless.

Grohl was previously married to photographer Jennifer Youngblood, divorcing her in 1997 for reasons unknown. He currently has three daughters with his current wife and one daughter with someone else.

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