BREAKING: Robert Kraft and other big names involved in Fla. prostitution case

There's an old joke: why do 95 percent of all men give their penis a name? Because they don't want a stranger making all their decisions.

It's beginning to look as if this joke applies to New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft and some other high-profile "penis slaves." But this isn't a joke--it's breaking news.

According to ESPN's Adam Schefter, Kraft, a guy worth a mere $6.6 billion isn't even the biggest name involved [and I don't mean big in the number of letters in his name, that honor might go to: Srimadaddankithirumalavaraahavenkatathaa, an Indian] in a South Florida prostitution case.

"On Friday morning, police in Jupiter, Florida charged prominent New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft — who is worth an estimated $6.6 billion — with soliciting prostitution at a local spa," The Daily Wire reported. Local police claim that there is damning video evidence.

Following the Kraft story, Schefter reported on ESPN's "SportsCenter" that Kraft is supposedly not the biggest name involved.

"There are people down there in that area I’m told who say this story is going to heat up and get a lot worse," Schefter reported. "I don’t mean involving Robert Kraft, I’m talking about with all the human trafficking that has gone on down there, I’m also told that Robert Kraft is not the biggest name involved down there in South Florida, and we will see what police turn up in the report."

At this time, twenty-five people have already been charged, including Kraft, but law enforcement officials expect to charge approximately 100 men in the case, according to WPTV.

"Jupiter Police Chief Daniel Kerr said Kraft was charged with two counts of soliciting prostitution, [Epstein-Clinton style] and that a warrant for his arrest is with the state’s attorney’s office and will be sent to Kraft’s home in Massachusetts," Deadspin reported.

A spokesperson for Kraft responded in a statement, saying: "We categorically deny that Mr. Kraft engaged in any illegal activity. Because it is a judicial matter, we will not be commenting further."

What was Kraft's spokesperson supposed to say: "We admit that Mr. Kraft, a slave to his penis, schtupped prostitutes and is a penis slave to his behavior, but he promises not to do it again." Of course not, don't be silly.

"Mr. Kraft was said to have patronized a spa called Orchids of Asia in Jupiter, a small storefront business in a strip mall that also includes a nail salon, a surf shop and a Thai restaurant," The New York Times, a former newspaper, reported. "The police said Mr. Kraft visited twice, dropped off by a driver. The mall, anchored on one end by an Outback Steakhouse, is near lushly landscaped gated communities — and less than five miles from Trump National Golf Club in Jupiter." [Which, of course, makes it all Trump's fault. They had to stick in Trump's name into their so-called 'journalisming' because of the nature of the story.]

Apparently, law enforcement has been surveilling this operation for about six months.

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Karma in the Super Bowl for the Rams head coach, and it's beautiful

Picture Oprah shouting to her audience: "You get a karma, and you get a karma, and you, and you . . . "

Karma is what the LA Rams got.

At a pre-Super Bowl press conference, LA Rams head coach Sean McVay declared that his team was "undecided" if they would accept an invitation to the White House to visit with President Trump.

And he got karma.

Problem solved: the Rams lost, and the losers will never have to darken the President's doorway.

Seriously, it's disgusting how athletes and teams have disrespected the offer to come to the White House and visit with the President. It's disrespectful to the office and to the country.

But Trump is always one step ahead of them. In June 2018, he disinvited the Philadelphia Eagles after some players said they'd boycott the visit.

"The Philadelphia Eagles are unable to come to the White House with their full team to be celebrated tomorrow. They disagree with their President because he insists that they proudly stand for the National Anthem, hand on heart, in honor of the great men and women of our military and the people of our country," Trump said in a statement. "The Eagles wanted to send a smaller delegation, but the 1,000 fans planning to attend the event deserve better."

Trump also harshly criticized the Eagles for disrespecting the Star-Spangled Banner.

Trump also slammed the Golden State Warriors in 2017 after some players, including Stephen Curry, said they probably would not attend a White House ceremony. "Going to the White House is considered a great honor for a championship team," Trump tweeted. "Stephen Curry is hesitating, therefore invitation is withdrawn!"

But the Rams got the karma they deserve. They said they might not go to the White House before they even won their sports' top trophy. Then they got beat 13-3 by the New England Patriots in one of the lowest scoring, most boring Super Bowl ever.

It's getting crazy when politics has to be injected in every aspect of our lives. Why can't they simply play the game? In the past, it was considered an honor to be invited to the White House regardless of who sat in the Oval Office.

Karma can be a bitch.

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Friday's Flushings

Lance Armstrong is off the hook for blood doping--no reason given but I suspect it may have to do with the fact that cancer survivors don't make very good villains.

On the sports front, my New York Giants (I bought the team this year) are playing my sister's New England Patriots.  Remember when they called them the Boston Patriots? Looks like too many New Englanders were upset that the team was too geographically pinpointed and wanted to feel that the Patriots belonged to them.  If you're reading this blog, there's a good chance you're a patriot but may still be pulling for New York.  Thought: the term "pulling for" probably comes from the tug-o-war contest. Just a guess.  I need to get chips and beer to prepare . . . maybe some salsa.

Puerto Rico now has more iguanas than people living on the island, this from Fox News. But they never speak to the fact that there are more rats living in Manhattan than people. Personally, I'd take iguanas any day.

Eric Withholder was in the hotseat today and did what Newt did when the MSM attacked him: he attacked the GOP Congressional committee that questioned his questionable leadership or coverup, whichever you believe. Holder is pretending that this is only a political ploy to make the Democrats look bad, but I don't believe they need any help.  He can try to deflect from his inaction and thus, his incompetence, or his knowledge of the operation and thus, his culpability.  In either case, he should go.

Egypt is still dealing with the soccer riots and a kidnapping of several elderly women who were taken by Bedoins to seek release of family in Cairo prisons.  No word if the prisoners were released, but the captives were let go and are okay, except for the dreams they'll likely have for the rest of their lives.  Foreigners are definitely being targeted.  Ah, I hear the birdies sing about the Arab spring--thank you Obama. and Hillary.  Let's also not do anything about Mexico--you're very adept at not being adept.

Roseanne Barr has made an announcement that she plans to run for President of the United States of America on a Green Party ticket.  If in fact she gets on the ticket, I think the Green Party will finally get who they deserve.  I wonder how her beheading program will pan out. and whether or not they'll allow her to sing the National Anthem.


Well, the weekend is here and we're just hours away from kickoff.  I hope you all have a safe and pleasant weekend and that you remain safe.  Snow is expected in Colorado, so be careful if you live out there.  I didn't put up a photo of Roseanne Barr out of respect for your eyes.

 

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Tebow Brain Flush--Mine, Not His

The first half of the New England vs Broncos game was a blowout--I don't know what the second half is as it hasn't happened yet. the score at the half was 28 - 7 New England.  With 1:09 left, Denver had to kick it back to them because they couldn't get a first down. Hernandez picks up 20 yds, with 30 seconds left and doesn't call a timeout because he's working it fast and Denver is playing like old men with slow reflexes . . . for old men. One thing for sure, God didn't get a chance to do anything yet. Boom--another touchdown with 0:05 on the clock--a new record of 5 touchdown passes in the first half of a playoff game. So at the start of this paragraph, the score changed 35 - 7. Ron Gronkowski is destroying the Broncos.  I like it that Gronkowski's name, is spelled like it sounds and not like a typical Polish name like Grynkszwski or something like that. I used to have a theory that all Polish names were just a feeble attempt to spell Smith. Please, if you're Polish, I mean no offense--my favorite aunt Ann, is Polish. Her last name is Wasofdjasjfasfdasjos. Just kidding--I just hit lots of keys. Besides, now that I see that name, it looks Greek.

So it looks like TimTebow has them exactly where he wants them--way ahead only to beat in the last seconds of the game.  Yes, the stage is set and poor Tom Brady better watch out.


One thing about the playoffs as opposed to the Superbowl--the commercials suck.  Now comes the Halftime Report starring retired football players.


My thoughts so far--I don't want New England to win.  As a New Yorker, I have no choice but to hate everything New England, and due to the fact that I have a sister who lives in the Boston area, NE has to lose--please. So, even if New England was playing against the Hitler Hangdogs, I might just pull for the Hangdogs. But with new England and Tebow, it's a no brainer. Everyone loves Tebow--the cliche is right, he's a role model for the kids (I like it when they pronounce it "keeeds") and a decent guy who loves Jesus.


The Halftime reporters are talking about second half adjustments. Marino feels the only way the Broncos are coming back is if Tom Brady plays for the Broncos--great analysis to which I agree. Tebow needs a miracle, so the stage is set and all is well with the world . . . or will be if he pulls this off. He has stated that God has nothing to do with the outcome of these games--he may be wrong. If he wins, God definitely is a Denver fan.

Is it true that bags fly free on Southwest?  And can iphones know more than the idiots who advertise them? It certainly seems so.  It's amazing how many commercials they show at every chance they get.

The cheerleaders look cold, but they also look hot.  The Broncos are playing like the cheerleaders are disguised in their uniforms. They look like a high school team playing an NFL team and can't wait to go home. I'm waiting for the announcers to make excuses for the Broncos--I just hope my conservative readers don't try to do that for Tebow. He's great, but he isn't great tonight. Perhaps Denver isn't using a football coach tonight--perhaps they're using a dance coach because they're dancing around while Brady just threw another touchdown in the third quarter at 11:46. A frozen rope to Hernandez.  The stage is set, yet again, for a Tebow miracle.

Different game, different outcome

Is a professional football team allowed to give up and go home? I mean, it's cold out there and we already know who's going to win. All kinds of team records are being set. 1. Most points scored by a team in 3 quarters of a playoff game. 2. Most points scored against a playoff team in a playoff game. 3. Most chipped nails on defense in a playoff game. 4. Most embarrassing moments against a playoff team in one quarter of a playoff game. 5. Worst damn commercials in a playoff game and all of them spoken in a "macho whisper." 6. Most yards run in the wrong direction by a losing quarterback. 7. Highest punts by a losing team in a losing effort. 8. Most fuel wasted by an aircraft (the Goodyear Blimp) not carrying the President or his family.  The score: 42 - 7, New England. It will take a miracle to pull this out--if they do, I hope Bill Maher becomes a believer, the jerk. But so far, in the 3rd quarter, Tebow has thrown for a total of 28 yards and doesn't look like he's going to add much to this total--perhaps that's another record. Perhaps even Bill Maher could throw 28 yards, but I doubt it.


Bill Belichick looks like a cold cold idiot. I only say that with the utmost respect. I never really liked Belichick, to be honest--he used to steal signs from the other team. He's kind of like the Obama of modern football. Brady has decided to play them lefty, just to make the game interesting.


It looks like Denver is going to need a hospital bus, even that atheist Dawkins, is hurt. Buckley's hurt, and several other guys are injured--they're going to be in big trouble when they get home and their mom's find out. Orlando Franklin is now injured but to his credit, when he tried to get to his feet, he did a "Tebow."  Maybe he couldn't help it.  The New England crowd can taste blood--but that's because they're vampires.


If this were a basketball game, it would be like the Harlem Globetrotters (New England) playing The Munchkins (Denver). It's getting hard to read the names on the uniforms of the Denver players--the letters are all jumbled up from the hits they've taken.  


In all fairness, Tebow's team didn't show up for this game. He tried his best, but you just can't throw or run when your front line is playing more like social workers than football players. "We need to help those poor New Englanders--they've worked so hard to get here and we can't hurt their feelings by beating them." 


New England is on the 12 millimeter line of Denver. First and goal. Watching worms mating would be more interesting than this game. Wait--fight fight!!!! Brady punted the ball which made the Broncos angry--I heard some spicy language on the sidelin, and one of the players shouted, "That's not fair-he isn't the kicker."  It was Denver who got penalized--maybe they're not wusses after all. Just better ping-pong players than football stars.


And now through the miracle of reading, I will post the final outcome and then go to bed because the wine is making me sleepy.  New England 1098 Denver 10.   Just kidding. Final Score: New England 45  Denver 10

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