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It's beginning to look as if this joke applies to New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft and some other high-profile "penis slaves." But this isn't a joke--it's breaking news.
According to ESPN's Adam Schefter, Kraft, a guy worth a mere $6.6 billion isn't even the biggest name involved [and I don't mean big in the number of letters in his name, that honor might go to: Srimadaddankithirumalavaraahavenkatathaa, an Indian] in a South Florida prostitution case.
"On Friday morning, police in Jupiter, Florida charged prominent New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft — who is worth an estimated $6.6 billion — with soliciting prostitution at a local spa," The Daily Wire reported. Local police claim that there is damning video evidence.
Following the Kraft story, Schefter reported on ESPN's "SportsCenter" that Kraft is supposedly not the biggest name involved.
"There are people down there in that area I’m told who say this story is going to heat up and get a lot worse," Schefter reported. "I don’t mean involving Robert Kraft, I’m talking about with all the human trafficking that has gone on down there, I’m also told that Robert Kraft is not the biggest name involved down there in South Florida, and we will see what police turn up in the report."
At this time, twenty-five people have already been charged, including Kraft, but law enforcement officials expect to charge approximately 100 men in the case, according to WPTV.
"Jupiter Police Chief Daniel Kerr said Kraft was charged with two counts of soliciting prostitution, [Epstein-Clinton style] and that a warrant for his arrest is with the state’s attorney’s office and will be sent to Kraft’s home in Massachusetts," Deadspin reported.
A spokesperson for Kraft responded in a statement, saying: "We categorically deny that Mr. Kraft engaged in any illegal activity. Because it is a judicial matter, we will not be commenting further."
"On Friday morning, police in Jupiter, Florida charged prominent New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft — who is worth an estimated $6.6 billion — with soliciting prostitution at a local spa," The Daily Wire reported. Local police claim that there is damning video evidence.
Following the Kraft story, Schefter reported on ESPN's "SportsCenter" that Kraft is supposedly not the biggest name involved.
"There are people down there in that area I’m told who say this story is going to heat up and get a lot worse," Schefter reported. "I don’t mean involving Robert Kraft, I’m talking about with all the human trafficking that has gone on down there, I’m also told that Robert Kraft is not the biggest name involved down there in South Florida, and we will see what police turn up in the report."
At this time, twenty-five people have already been charged, including Kraft, but law enforcement officials expect to charge approximately 100 men in the case, according to WPTV.
"Jupiter Police Chief Daniel Kerr said Kraft was charged with two counts of soliciting prostitution, [Epstein-Clinton style] and that a warrant for his arrest is with the state’s attorney’s office and will be sent to Kraft’s home in Massachusetts," Deadspin reported.
A spokesperson for Kraft responded in a statement, saying: "We categorically deny that Mr. Kraft engaged in any illegal activity. Because it is a judicial matter, we will not be commenting further."
What was Kraft's spokesperson supposed to say: "We admit that Mr. Kraft, a slave to his penis, schtupped prostitutes and is a penis slave to his behavior, but he promises not to do it again." Of course not, don't be silly.
"Mr. Kraft was said to have patronized a spa called Orchids of Asia in Jupiter, a small storefront business in a strip mall that also includes a nail salon, a surf shop and a Thai restaurant," The New York Times, a former newspaper, reported. "The police said Mr. Kraft visited twice, dropped off by a driver. The mall, anchored on one end by an Outback Steakhouse, is near lushly landscaped gated communities — and less than five miles from Trump National Golf Club in Jupiter." [Which, of course, makes it all Trump's fault. They had to stick in Trump's name into their so-called 'journalisming' because of the nature of the story.]
"Mr. Kraft was said to have patronized a spa called Orchids of Asia in Jupiter, a small storefront business in a strip mall that also includes a nail salon, a surf shop and a Thai restaurant," The New York Times, a former newspaper, reported. "The police said Mr. Kraft visited twice, dropped off by a driver. The mall, anchored on one end by an Outback Steakhouse, is near lushly landscaped gated communities — and less than five miles from Trump National Golf Club in Jupiter." [Which, of course, makes it all Trump's fault. They had to stick in Trump's name into their so-called 'journalisming' because of the nature of the story.]
Apparently, law enforcement has been surveilling this operation for about six months.
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