Hamassholes end in clusterfrack without leader elected

Those lovable scamps at Hamas couldn’t even pull off a basic leadership election, the terror group announced on Saturday night, while promising another round of this clown show would be coming soon. Maybe they're not ready to meet their goats.

The current farce will likely come down to either Hamas bigwig abroad Khaled Mashal or senior Hamas politician Khalil al-Hayya as the next genius in charge of the outfit.

This spectacular failure comes as the bloodthirsty death cult tries to slap some semblance of order back together after Israel turned much of its senior leadership into fine pink mist during the latest war. Since Yahya Sinwar got himself dramatically un-alived in October 2024, the organization’s political wing has been running around like a headless chicken with no permanent boss.

He died with a stick in his hand

Hamas media advisor Taher al-Nunu told Al Jazeera that Israeli assassinations had forced the group to restructure, and relevant vacancies would be filled according to the "consultative mechanism and silent elections.”

"The nature of elections within Hamas is not based on individual candidacy, but rather all members of the council concerned are considered candidates, while the final decision rests with the will of the voters," he said, adding that multiple leadership positions have already been decided and will soon be announced by the relevant persons.

Hayya, who’s been safely camped out in Qatar, was the guy responsible for “negotiating” the ceasefire and hostage releases after Hamas’s October 7, 2023, murder spree that kicked off the two-year war. He also reportedly had a close relationship with Sinwar. Having lost multiple sons in the recent unpleasantness, Arab supporters are apparently swooning over him as their favorite.

Nothing says “legitimate resistance movement” like a bunch of Qatar-funded terrorists playing musical chairs while the body count piles up. Classic Hamas.

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Hamasshole leader Khaled Mashal calls for others, not him, to become martyrs

"We will revive suicide bombing to defeat Israel," a Hamas official said Wednesday. He was referring to people other than himself as he is too important to blow up even though he'd get rewarded 72 virgins with extraordinary talents, goat's milk being just one of them.

Khaled Mashal spoke in Turkey where called upon so called Palestinians to blow themselves up in close proximity of Israelis. [H/T Sky News Arabia] He told the outlet that the Arabs are indeed planning to become martyrs.

Mashal urged a widespread uprising among Arab citizens of Israel, as well as those living in Palestinian Authority-controlled regions in Judea and Samaria, to engage in attacks against Israeli civilians and soldiers. Of course, if Israel intentionally attacked civilians, like Hamas intentionally does, the world would condemn the Jewish State.
“Actual resistance against the Zionist entity is the need of the hour,” the terrorist scumcrumpet said.

Israel’s anti-terror raids in Judea and Samaria and the ongoing fighting in the Gaza Strip “can only be addressed by open conflict,” Mashal said.

“They are fighting us with open conflict, and we are confronting them with open conflict.”

In what seemed to reference the assassination of Hamas politburo head Ismail Haniyeh in Tehran, Mashal said, “The enemy has initiated the conflict on all fronts, targeting us all, regardless of whether we are actively fighting or not.”

It looks as if he forgot about October 7th as to who initiated the conflict.
“I repeat my call to everyone to participate on multiple fronts in the actual resistance against the Zionist entity,” he added.

He also implored students in universities throughout the world to stage mass anti-Israel protests and many of them are so misinformed and/or stupid, they will.

“With the return of the academic year and the approach of the first anniversary of the Al-Aqsa Flood operation [October 7th massacres], there must be a preparation at all fronts…to send a message to Washington and the world to stop the aggression on Gaza,” the concluded.

The Hamasshole is a staunch opponent of ending the Israeli-Arab conflict, even though it would give Palestinians an independent homeland, with Israel remaining intact, because he isn't risking his life but asks others to risk theirs.

Mashal instead has stressed that all of Israel, Gaza, and Judea and Samaria should become a Palestinian state, and then the rest of Europe and eventually the US and so on.

“We reject the two-state solution idea. Our goal is clear, a Palestinian state from the river to the sea, from north to south,” Mashal said.

He may be the next coward in the IDF's crosshairs.

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