Hamassholes end in clusterfrack without leader elected

Those lovable scamps at Hamas couldn’t even pull off a basic leadership election, the terror group announced on Saturday night, while promising another round of this clown show would be coming soon. Maybe they're not ready to meet their goats.

The current farce will likely come down to either Hamas bigwig abroad Khaled Mashal or senior Hamas politician Khalil al-Hayya as the next genius in charge of the outfit.

This spectacular failure comes as the bloodthirsty death cult tries to slap some semblance of order back together after Israel turned much of its senior leadership into fine pink mist during the latest war. Since Yahya Sinwar got himself dramatically un-alived in October 2024, the organization’s political wing has been running around like a headless chicken with no permanent boss.

He died with a stick in his hand

Hamas media advisor Taher al-Nunu told Al Jazeera that Israeli assassinations had forced the group to restructure, and relevant vacancies would be filled according to the "consultative mechanism and silent elections.”

"The nature of elections within Hamas is not based on individual candidacy, but rather all members of the council concerned are considered candidates, while the final decision rests with the will of the voters," he said, adding that multiple leadership positions have already been decided and will soon be announced by the relevant persons.

Hayya, who’s been safely camped out in Qatar, was the guy responsible for “negotiating” the ceasefire and hostage releases after Hamas’s October 7, 2023, murder spree that kicked off the two-year war. He also reportedly had a close relationship with Sinwar. Having lost multiple sons in the recent unpleasantness, Arab supporters are apparently swooning over him as their favorite.

Nothing says “legitimate resistance movement” like a bunch of Qatar-funded terrorists playing musical chairs while the body count piles up. Classic Hamas.

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