Seattle Pride getting budget cut as corporate sponsors dwindle due to removal of noggins from nether region

Let's dive into the rainbow-colored dumpster fire that is Seattle Pride’s financial meltdown!

According to reports, Seattle Pride is staring down a $350,000 shortfall, and they’re blaming it on—wait for it—corporations ditching the DEI bandwagon. That’s right, the woke cash cow is drying up, and now the glitter’s hitting the fan!

Seattle, the granola-crunching, Birkenstock-wearing capital of lefty land, is apparently struggling to keep its Pride parade afloat. KOMO News says this mess is “attributed to recent rollbacks in initiatives and political challenges facing the LGBTQIA2S+E=Mc2 community.” 

Translation: Companies are tired of footing the bill for identity politics while losing income, and the alphabet soup is feeling the squeeze. 

Enter Patti Hearn, Seattle Pride’s Executive Director, who’s out here sounding like she’s auditioning for a TED Talk on victimhood. 

Hearn told KOMO, “We have seen shifts in corporate sponsorship as companies assess their budgets and priorities, and some sponsors have not yet renewed their commitments this year.” 

Oh no, Patti, you mean businesses are acting like businesses and not your personal ATM? 

She goes on: “We are still in conversations with many of them — it’s important to us that we partner with organizations that demonstrate genuine and sustained support for the LGBTQIA2S+ community year-round. This is especially imperative as our community faces ongoing political attacks.” 

Eye roll. Political attacks? Or maybe people are just over the corporate virtue-signaling?

But wait, it gets better! Hearn’s got a plan to save Pride: ditch the suits and go full communist! She said, “We know that relying on corporate sponsorships is not the future of Pride. The future is community [communism]. That's why we're leaning into grassroots partnerships and radical mutual aid.” Radical mutual aid? What is this, a Pride parade or a Marxist bake sale? 

Good luck funding your floats with hugs and good vibes, Seattle!

The Seattle Times piles on, quoting Hearn blaming—you guessed it—Trump! “Hearn said the retreat in financial commitments by major corporate sponsors is a sign big-name companies may be following the lead of the Trump administration, which has launched a sweeping campaign against diversity, equity and inclusion efforts and the LGBTQ+ community, particularly transgender people.” 

There it is, folks! The Orange Man strikes again, single-handedly tanking Seattle Pride from Mar-a-Lago. Give me a break.

Hearn’s out here whining, “It’s a really rough world for queer people, and this just feels like it’s part of that package.” Rough world? They get a whole Pride Month while veterans get a day!

Try running a business in Biden’s economy, Patti! 

She refuses to name the corporations ghosting her, saying her team is “still in some conversation” with them. Sure, sounds like those Zoom calls are going great. She told The Seattle Times, “Typically, we’d have a lot more companies who’d sign on the dotted line much earlier than the deadline. What we’re seeing is a bit of uncertainty.” 

Uncertainty? Or maybe companies are waking up to the fact that pandering doesn’t pay the bills.

Hearn says this year’s parade is safe, but 2026 might be a different story unless they can scrape together some cash. Her big plan? Beg for donations, chase grants, and throw fundraisers. Sounds like Seattle Pride’s about to become the world’s most fabulous GoFundMe.

So, what’s the takeaway? Woke Inc. is tightening the purse strings, and Seattle Pride’s learning the hard way that you can’t guilt-trip your way to a balanced budget. 

Maybe it’s time to rethink the “radical mutual aid” nonsense and focus on something sustainable. Or, you know, just keep blaming Trump. That’s bound to work. 

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Biden's DOJ: no jail time for transgender who vandalized Catholic church writing 'F--k Catholics'

Biden's DOJ has just handed out a sweetheart plea deal to a trans-vandal who proudly admitted to defacing a Catholic church with disgusting graffiti, destroying a statue of the Virgin Mary, assaulting a church worker and resisting arrest. But due to the fact that this individual, Maeve Nota, 31, fits the victimhood category of being transgender, she-he-it or whatever, gets to waltz away from jail time.

The scumcrumpet vandalized the  St. Louise Catholic Church in Bellevue, Washington following the Roe v. Wade overturning last June. It served as she-he-it's excuse, it appears, because even the idea of resisting arrest and attacking a church worker should be sufficient charges for jail time. But this is the Biden administration, obviously run by some unelected covert operative whose hand is up our so called dummy President's backside, making his mouth move.

But had Nota been pro-life and protested outside an abortion factory, Nota would have the book thrown at she-he-it as Biden's handlers have done in the past as in the case of a Christian named Mark Houck.

"It is very clear that the Biden Justice Department has politicized and weaponized the FACE Act to go after pro-life Christians praying outside of abortion clinics like Mark Houck while turning a blind eye to violent felons terrorizing and badly damaging Catholic churches like Maeve Nota," Mike Davis, founder of the Article III Project, told Fox News Digital.

"The Biden Justice Department tried to put Houck in prison for 11 years for defending his son while recommending no jail time for Nota after this deranged trans terrorist badly damaged a Catholic church, fought with the police, assaulted a church employee, and scared the hell out of a little old lady praying," Davis said.

She-he-it smashed two glass doors with rocks, spray-painted the outside walls of the church with sayings such as "rot in your fake hell," "kid groomers," and "woman haters." There was more from the moron, but you get the picture.

A church staff member was spray-painted across their face while attempting to chase Nota away.

When officers located Nota, police said he used a backpack full of spray paint cans to smash the police vehicle before turning himself in.

Nota, whose gender remains a mystery, appeared drunk during the arrest and was said to be angry about the U.S. Supreme Court's decision to overturn Roe. v. Wade the week before the incident, investigators previously told KOMO News.

Following the crime, Police Capt. Darryl McKinney told FOX13 Seattle that the $10,000 in damages fall under a hate crime statute, which of course it should.

According to filings from early March, Biden's Justice Department hit she-he-it with destruction of religious property, a misdemeanor that can carry up to one year in prison and $100,000 in fines.

A week later, however, a previously unreported plea agreement between the Justice Department, Nota, and his attorney shows that they will recommend no jail time and three years of probation at the time of his sentencing on June 2. The LGBTQ+1LSMFT~9/?46 community is also working on a design for the trophy they want to privately award Nota, which rumor has it, will be presented by Vice President Kamala Hahahaharris.

Anyone who votes for this demented political party deserves what they get, good and hard.

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