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Tuesday, the big day for the Dems and the DNC.  Yes, the party of George Wallace, John Edwards, Eliott Spitzer, and Anthony Weiner (to name a few), is convening in Charlotte, North Carolina, and their goal is to re-elect Barack Hussein Obama once again as the leader in hope and change.  The Dems are trying to get Betty White, the 90 year old sweetheart of the tubes and Obama supporter, to speak at the convention like Clint Eastwood did on behalf of Mitt Romney.  I think that's a good strategy because she is so well-liked by the public.  But I believe that Clint's use of the "empty chair" as Obama will be difficult to beat.  If I had a choice as to what Clint might have used as an Obama prop it probably wouldn't have been the empty chair, but instead, I would have used the empty suit prop.

The King of America has nothing good to show for his four years as king and Biden as his jester.  The unemployment rate has not dropped significantly since he took the oath of office, swearing to uphold the Constitution of the United States but instead confusing it with Sharia law.  If for some god-forsaken reason this man gets re-elected I am confident he will continue to match his current record of economic debt, high unemployment, socialistic policies that fund his political supporters and regulate the hell out of non-green corporations that would have otherwise done well in America but will pull up ties and leave the country.

If we elect Obama again, I would worry about who we are as a nation that we can make that same mistake twice. If we do not vote at all come November, then we will get what we deserve.  Just imagine, if you will, a case in which Obama is no longer able to be President and Biden gets the position. This is an example of Obama's judgment.

Let's do our best to stamp out racism and vote out the party that started it. Vote Republican, the party of Lincoln, not Democrat, where the party is in Anthony Weiner's pants.  The word is out that Harry Reid will be jumping out of a cake dressed as Sandra Fluke.

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Super Duper Committee Pooper

Super Committee, or not so super? They have until tonight to get their acts together. It's very difficult to get work done when people like John Kerry, or Mr. Hair, are out of touch with the masses and believe that taxing them is a good thing for the debt crisis.  Easy for Kerry to say--he inherited his fortune by fortunately marrying his wealthy wife. He says "We're not the tax cut committee," but perhaps that is what he should be thinking of being since that seems to be the only way to turn this economy around. Keynsian economics is as useful as a Dewey button. Kerry says Republicans are not willing to give up tax cuts on the wealthiest Americans, but the truth is, we need to reform our tax code and replace it with a dynamic code.

Kerry honored by Comrade Do Muoi at Communist War Museum

Kerry, if you recall, was the self-made "hero" in the Vietnam Swiftboat scandal. Self-made, in Kerry's case, is the way in which he was awarded those Purple Hearts and Silver Star--he wrote the report himself. After serving a terrifying four months in Vietnam, and due to his incredible lack of military leadership, he became a hero in his own mind. In spite of the fact that several hundred swiftboat sailors denied Kerry's heroics, he somehow got away with it--perhaps it had something to do with the fact that he was a flaming liberal and the media is in love with liberals.

Kerry & Hanoi Jane

Kerry was born in Aurora, Colorado and attended boarding schools in Massachusetts and New Hampshire. He then went to Yale, where he majored in political science and enlisted in the Naval Reserve in 1966. (You may recall, the Naval Reserve only allowed sailors over six feet tall to enlist--Kerry is 6 feet 4 inches--this is due to the fact that if a Naval Reserve is sunk by the enemy, the crew can walk ashore . . . just kidding.) In a four month tour in South Vietnam, from 1968-1969, Kerry was the Officer In Charge of a Swift Boat and gave himself the Silver Star, Bronze Star, and no less than three Purple Hearts for bravery above and beyond the call of a liberal. After returning to the safety of the United States, Kerry joined the Vietnam Veterans Against the War, which would later be called "Occupy Wall Street." Kerry became their nationally recognized spokescoward, as he proudly turned his back on his Navy brothers and his country. This won him favor with the Democratic party, as one can well imagine, and when he appeared before the Senate Committee on Foreign Affairs (which, fortunately for him, left out the affairs he had in his marital career), the Democrats got tingles up their collective bargaining legs when he deemed his superiors to be "war criminals." 

Super Committee?

 Kerry's first wife left him due to severe depression which, under the circumstances, is totally understandable. In 1990, at an Earth Day rally, (no kidding), he was introduced to Teresa Heinz, the ketchup princess and widow of Pennsylvania Senator, H. John Heinz III, a Republican.  H.J. introduced Kerry to Teresa but they did not meet again until H.J. died in 1992.  Knowing what a good financial catch Teresa was, the giggolo in him couldn't help it--he pursued her for an easier lifestyle.  Teresa is purported to have as much as 3 billion George Washingtons in her bank account, which she shares with her Occupy supporter husband, John Swift Boat Kerry.

Edwards after wife died

Kerry's presidential run in 2004 was on an anti-Iraq war platform. He ran with co-slimeball, John Edwards, who cheated on his dying wife, Elizabeth, and fathered a child with his mistress, Nancy Pelosi (there I go kidding again). Luckily, for America, Kerry and Edwards lost by 34 electoral votes and liberty and freedom prevailed. To learn more about Kerry and Edwards, go to Google and search for "Political Scumbags."

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The Democratic Hall of Shame

A Magic Moment

Anthony Weiner finally admitted that the Twitter crotch belongs to him, but one thing we've learned from all this is that his ego is certainly larger than his intellect, and seriously larger than his junk. Isn't it amazing how narcissistic Weiner has to be in order to think that a) he wouldn't get caught; b)  he could lie and get away with it; and then c) blame Andrew Breitbart, the conservative internet journalist, for the false accusation, then once admitting he was guilty, not apologize like a mensch. Also, he is not resigning form office, but that should be a good thing for the Republican party--they want a guy like Tony Putz to represent Democratic values because they know Americans are better than that and would swing their vote over to the right side of the aisle.

But if you put the interests of the Republicans aside, you would hope that a member of office, appointed by the people, would have a sense of honor and therefore resign from that office. We must not give him too much credit however, after all, he is a Democrat. Did Bill Clinton resign when Monica Lewinsky saved her Clinton-stained dress? No, he did not. Did Clinton resign when it was learned he had affairs with: Paula Jones, Gennifer Flowers, Juanita Broderick, or Dolly Browning? No, silly rabbit, he didn't resign even though he lied under oath.

"She was in remission"

Other liberal politicians committed acts no worse than Putz's--take Eliot Spitzer, the ex-Governor of New York and CNN prime time go-to ugly guy. Well, okay, Spitzer resigned, but he got caught with his pants down, metaphorically. John Edwards didn't have to resign when he had an affair while his wife, Elizabeth, was diagnosed with breast cancer. At least Edwards didn't have the affair while she way actually dying--he had it while "she was in remission." What a guy. The baby he and Reile Hunter had, Frances Quinn, is fine and dandy and living with Edwards' other kids now that Elizabeth died from her remission of cancer.

New York seems to be a great place to fool around; just look at Governor David Paterson and his wife, who, he claims, sleeps around like he does. Strong family values, those Democrats. Yet sleeping around, having multiple affairs, while it really sucks snake eggs, isn't as bad as what others have done in the political bedroom.  Here's a really partial list:

Kwame Kilpatrick--former mayor of Detroit--youngest to be elected in 2002, was also the only mayor there to be charged with a felony, infidelity, perjury, conspiracy and murder.

Marc Dann--Att'y Gen. Ohio--had an affair with a staffer that later became a sexual harassment scandal. At least he had the honor to resign.

Gary Condit--Rep (D-CA)--had an affair with Chandra Levy who later was found murdered. Go figure.

Paul Morrison--Att'y Gen. Kansas--had an affair with a staffer after switching from Republican to Democrat (and the average IQ increased on both sides of the aisle). The affair, with Linda Carter (not the original Linda Carter of Wonder Woman fame), later became ugly when she filed a suit against Morrison for sexual harassment when he pressured her to dig up dirt on his former political foe.

Roosevelt Dobbins--Congressman from AK (Bill Clinton's home state, coincidentally)--pleaded guilty to fondling a 16 year old girl.

Antonio Villaraigosa--the first Latino mayor of LA, and the first Latino mayor of LA to have an affair with a TV reporter. (Perhaps she was a typical liberal and this was simply her way of advocating for the cause.)

Tim Mahoney--(no relationship to Jerry Mahoney, the reknown ventriloquist's--Paul Winchell--dummy)--Rep. (D-FL): it was alleged by the media that in 2008, he paid "hush money" to a former mistress, of whom he had several, to keep hushed about the affair as it would not sit well with his wife and his constituents.

Neil Goldschmidt--a Democratic politician from Oregon.  Neil wins the sleeze award as far as I'm concerned--he had a sexually abusive relationship with a 14 year old girl that lasted until she was 17. It was rumored that he enticed her with free text messaging on her own iPhone.

So maybe you think Tony Putz isn't all that bad. After all, he didn't have sex with 21 year old college student, Gennette Cordova, he just showed her his wee wee. But it isn't about that--it's about poor judgment by someone who we are supposed to trust with important government decisions. It's about someone who just got married this past year to a beautiful, intelligent woman, who obviously had her brain on hold when she married him. It's actually about right and wrong, good and bad, honest and deceitful. I don't see how this guy can ever really be trusted, but I say that about a lot of Democrats. Sure, I know conservatives have sinned in similar manners, but this is not about them--it's about Weiner. I have promised myself that this will be the last time I write about him; including Twitter. He isn't worth the time, and the media is only going to cover it up anyway, or at least try, and if they can't, they will throw the guy under the bus.

At least if he resigns, he can always find a job with the mainstream media. He should consider CNN.

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