Showing posts with label Joe Lockhart. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joe Lockhart. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 4, 2020

The anti debate excuses are starting

"Watch how I hang this sucker on my ear"
Joe Lockhart, like CNN, is a progressive Democrat who is as honest as Obama and the "keeping your doctor" statement.

Lockhart was Bill "I didn't have sex with that woman" Clinton's press secretary and he has written an op-ed piece [and I use the word 'piece' in a semantically overloaded way] for the Compromised News Network (CNN) that advises presumptive Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden, to not debate President Trump before the November election. 

Just don't show up, is the sage advice Lockhart gives the mentally compromised Biden.

Supposedly, there are three debates scheduled beginning September 29th and running through October 22nd.  

Lockhart wants Joe to forget about them, which for Joe and his Swiss cheese memory, should be the easiest task he would undertake in his bid to ruin the economy.

“Whatever you do, don’t debate Trump,” Lockhart wrote last week. “Trump has made more than 20,000 misleading or false statements according to the Washington Post. It’s a fool’s errand to enter the ring with someone who can’t follow the rules or the truth. Biden will undoubtedly take heat from Republicans and the media for skipping the debates. But it’s worth the risk as trying to debate someone incapable of telling the truth is an impossible contest to win.”

So rather than coming to the debate armed with facts to go after Trump's so-called lies, Biden should just not show up. Now that's a real sign of strength.

The truth is everyone, who gets their information from sources not married to the Democrat Party, knows that Biden's thought processes are sharp as water. He gaffes more often than Trump says "very." 

Put Biden on a debate stage with Trump and he will show the country just how burnt out his brain is. Trump will make him look like an angry old man whose lawn is being overrun by BLM rioters.

And Lockhart on Sunday, using a cheap ad hominem attack, tweeted:
 “Debating @realDonaldTrump is like debating the last drunk in a bar at closing time. Anybody ever win one of those debates. We built a wall and Mexico paid for it. We’ve beaten the invisible enemy. Nobody’s been tougher on Russia. Get me one more drink bartender.”
Other Democrats came after Trump with their own false attacks. 

Zac Petkanas, a former Hillary Clinton senior adviser [she's the woman who still believes she won the last presidential election] tweeted last week saying that Biden should skip the debates because Trump is not a "legitimate candidate," thus discounting half of the American public who believes otherwise by voting for him. 
Petkanas' head leans left
And [the birdcage liner known as] The New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman, the guy who knows as much about economics as Alexandria Obviously-Comatose, said Biden should only debate Trump if the president releases his tax returns. Friedman knows Trump never would do that voluntarily, so his statement was, in effect, telling Biden not to debate him. He also said that Trump should also agree to a real-time fact-check by an independent [preferably leftist] group during the debates.

That isn't how debates work and Friedman should know that--but even that is debatable. 

Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee (R) says the duck the debate strategy won’t fly. He said Biden should come out of his basement if he wants a chance to move into the White House. “You can’t run for president, you can’t be president and just say, ‘Let me know when this is all over because right now I’m in the hidey-hole, I plan to stay there until this all blows over.’”

Huckabee also commented on Lockhart's excuse for Biden staying hidden from the public view.  “It’s just a way of trying to justify Joe pulling out of the debates because they know that it would be a cratering moment for him.”
Lockhart and Cruz
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) mocked Lockhart’s op-ed on Sunday, posting on Twitter:, calling it: “Basement strategy, part 2.”

In his op-ed, headlined “Joe Biden could still lose this election,” Lockhart also advised Biden: “Don’t be afraid to be boring. The public is tired of Trump’s act. They want competence to replace the reality show. Stick to your own game. Always be the adult in the race.”

Even if it means you're not much more than a dead body.

When asked for comment, Biden told Brain Flushings: "I have to go to another appointment--I'm already late."


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Thursday, January 23, 2020

CNN Anal-ist admits he lied about GOP Senators' conversation

It's hard to know whether to call Joe Lockhart a Comedy News Network (CNN) political analyst or just an anal-ist. He apparently thinks with the part of his anatomy that resided down south, or that his readers are gullible.

Lockhart was a Clinton White House official so he evidently picked up the habit of lying from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. On Wednesday, he concocted a conversation from his butt that he said took place between two Republican senators who claimed they were stunned about all the things they were learning during the President Trump Senate trial.

Lockhart tweeted: 
“Overheard convo between two Republican Senators who only watch Fox News. ‘is this stuff real? I haven’t heard any of this before. I thought it was all about a server. If half the stuff Schiff is saying is true, we’re up shit’s creek. Hope the White House has exculpatory evidence.[‘]”
Not long afterward Lockhart added a second tweet to his first tweet: 
“Ok maybe I made up the convo, but you know that’s exactly what they’re thinking.”
If anyone at Fox News, or any other right-wing media outfit tweeted crap like that, it would be all over the news and likely all over for the person who posted it.

Republican National Committee (RNC) Rapid Response Director Steve Guest also noted that self-described Washington Post “conservative blogger” Jennifer Rubin, who is really as conservative as Karl Marx, promoted Lockhart’s fabricated quote on her Twitter account.
Is anyone surprised that @JRubinBlogger would push Joe Lockhart's FAKE NEWS tweet to her followers? pic.twitter.com/YBuQaWp5e1— Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) January 22, 2020
Lockhart was mocked on Tuesday after he went after Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) for tweeting during the Senate impeachment trial.

Cruz tweeted: 
“NEWSFLASH for Nancy Pelosi and Adam Schiff: @realDonaldTrump invoking Constitutional privilege is not obstruction of Congress. If it were, nearly every president would have committed impeachable conduct.”
Lockhart responded:
“Senators on the floor are sworn to silence and have no electronic devices. So how is this Senator tweeting? Did he sneak a phone in. Is he willing to go to prison? Or is the tweet from someone other than Cruz. @jack you should investigate”

Numerous journalists and political officials responded to Lockhart by noting that Democrat Senators were doing the same thing as Cruz, proving Lockhart's [and CNN's] journalistic dishonesty

National Republican Senatorial Committee senior adviser Matt Whitlock responded to Lockhart by highlighting tweets from Democrat Senators Elizabeth Warren and Ed Markey, who were also tweeting during the Senate trial.

Maybe one day Lockhart will remove his head from his cavernous nether regions, but that day has not yet arrived.


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