The Stuff Our Liberals Make of US

Today is Barack Hussein Obama's 52nd birthday, the installation of a new Iranian president, Hassan Rouhani, and the Coast Guard's 214th birthday. Glory be. Today is also the day that 22 US embassies throughout the Muslim world have been closed for business. Closing our embassies and announcing it to the world makes us look like we're ready to show those jihadists just what we're made of--sugar and spice and everything nice. Oh wait, that's what little girls are made of.

I would have been more comfortable if we let the world know that the United States is not going to be bullied--that we will fight terrorism wherever we find it, just as the Koran Sura 2:190 says: "Slay them wherever you find them," referring of course to us, the infidels. We have shut down shop because we're expecting trouble before the end of August. We don't want to be slayed because being slayed sucks, so instead, we're closing our embassies. To this decision I say, "Meow."