Today is Barack Hussein Obama's 52nd birthday, the installation of a new Iranian president, Hassan Rouhani, and the Coast Guard's 214th birthday. Glory be. Today is also the day that 22 US embassies throughout the Muslim world have been closed for business. Closing our embassies and announcing it to the world makes us look like we're ready to show those jihadists just what we're made of--sugar and spice and everything nice. Oh wait, that's what little girls are made of.
I would have been more comfortable if we let the world know that the United States is not going to be bullied--that we will fight terrorism wherever we find it, just as the Koran Sura 2:190 says: "Slay them wherever you find them," referring of course to us, the infidels. We have shut down shop because we're expecting trouble before the end of August. We don't want to be slayed because being slayed sucks, so instead, we're closing our embassies. To this decision I say, "Meow."
A US embassy is technically US land. If Islamists attack our embassy it is the same an attack on our soil. If we choose to lock the doors of our 22 embassies and hide, the Islamists will have won the psychological war. They say, "We love death more than you love life," and these idiots are correct--their lives are so suckworthy that 72 imaginary virgins are better than the chicks hiding underneath those sweaty burqas, or living on gruel and using dry camel dung to cook it cannot be as tasty as manna from Paradise.
The jihadists are beginning to think that they're going to win this war on the Wicked West. I believe that this is because they now see us much in the same way as I see Obama: as an unrealistic leftist coward who thinks the Beatles said it all in their song: "All ya need is love."
Love is not all you need. You need respect and they only give it when they see strength--it's a desert thing.
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I would have been more comfortable if we let the world know that the United States is not going to be bullied--that we will fight terrorism wherever we find it, just as the Koran Sura 2:190 says: "Slay them wherever you find them," referring of course to us, the infidels. We have shut down shop because we're expecting trouble before the end of August. We don't want to be slayed because being slayed sucks, so instead, we're closing our embassies. To this decision I say, "Meow."
A US embassy is technically US land. If Islamists attack our embassy it is the same an attack on our soil. If we choose to lock the doors of our 22 embassies and hide, the Islamists will have won the psychological war. They say, "We love death more than you love life," and these idiots are correct--their lives are so suckworthy that 72 imaginary virgins are better than the chicks hiding underneath those sweaty burqas, or living on gruel and using dry camel dung to cook it cannot be as tasty as manna from Paradise.
The jihadists are beginning to think that they're going to win this war on the Wicked West. I believe that this is because they now see us much in the same way as I see Obama: as an unrealistic leftist coward who thinks the Beatles said it all in their song: "All ya need is love."
Love is not all you need. You need respect and they only give it when they see strength--it's a desert thing.
My latest novel, Jihad
Joe, is about Islamic
terrorism and suspense. In it I challenge the precepts of the religion
through my protagonist, Zed Nill, a journalist, captured by terrorists and who
is destined to be killed if the American President refuses to release three
Gitmo prisoners. Of course, American policy demands we never give in to
terrorists, and for Zed, the clock is ticking.
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