Obama's State of the Schism Address Part Deaux

This is the second installment of the speech Obama gave to the country on February 12th. As before, I am including what I believe to be Obama's secret thoughts (unspoken enclosed in parentheses and written in italics). I have not included the speech in its entirety, but if that bothers you, all you need to do is refer to any other of Obama's speeches and will see the same thing. There is a rumor that he lip-synched this speech, but that is unsubstantiated. To view the first part of this historical speech, go here    

In summary, I believe the real State of the Union can be compared to the Carnival Cruise Ship that is being towed into port due to power failures, broken toilets, and low on food and water.

Here goes:

Check out this smile, baby

In 2011, Congress passed a law saying that if both parties couldn't agree on a plan to reach our deficit goal, about a trillion dollars' worth of budget cuts would automatically go into effect this year. These sudden, harsh, arbitrary cuts would jeopardize our military readiness. (And you idiots don't even know this sequestration was my idea--thank you mainstream media for watching my back). They'd devastate priorities like education, energy, and medical research . . . .

. . . . Most Americans--Democrats, Republicans, and Independents--understand that we can't just cut our way to prosperity (we have to spend our way there). They know that broad-based economic growth requires a balanced approach to deficit reduction, with spending cuts and revenue, and with everybody doing their fair share (which will be determined by ME) . . . .

. . . . Now is our best chance for bipartisan (hahahahahahahahaha) comprehensive tax reform that encourages job creation and helps bring down the deficit. . . .

. . . . None of us will get 100 percent of what we want ( except me, suckas). . . . So let's set party interests aside, and work to pass a budget that replaces reckless cuts with smart savings and wise investments in our future (and if you think I'm going to actually write another budget myself that you jerks are all planning to vote against, you can kiss my royal butt). . . .The (26th) greatest nation on Earth cannot keep conducting its business by drifting from one manufactured crisis to the next. Let's agree, right here, right now, to keep the people's government open, pay our bills on time, and always uphold the full faith and credit of the United States of America. (I believe Nancy P just wet her pants). The American people have worked too hard, for too long, rebuilding from one crisis to see their elected officials (excluding me, of course--stop looking at me like that, Boehner), cause another. . . .

. . . . Our first priority is making America a magnet for new jobs and manufacturing (which will be in solar panels and electric cars--nothing can go wrong again). . . . Caterpillar is bringing jobs back from Japan (while GE is bringing jobs to China, but that's on the DL).

(So, in summary, I want to tell you, my fellow Americans, that if you want more jobs, a better economy, a richer future for your children, and your grandchildren, do everything I tell you to do--it will go easier on you if you just listen and stop whining. Sure, I'm going to increase your taxes, but you like me, so it doesn't really matter to you what I do. See--I'm smiling . . . don't I look cute when I smile? Aren't I the cutest president you've ever known? Remember, big government is what we need, for only with a powerful government can we really get the job done. You can depend on us for your total needs, your total protection. You can put away those silly, dangerous guns and allow our military to defend and protect you. And finally, if you will only allow me to have it my way, as they say at Burger King, those people who say things you don't like to hear, those conservatives who don't know how to think large, will not be able to spout their anti-American nonsense anymore. Finally we will grow. Finally we can rid ourselves of that useless and antiquated document the conservatives pray to like it was their Bible; the Constitution. Who needs it? Who needs the Bible too, when you think about it? The new wave of the future is already here.)

(Allahu Akbar).

It's obvious that I took a great deal of liberty delving into the darkest recesses of Obama's mind. I doubt that what I came out with is totally accurate, but I equally doubt that it was totally off the mark. I see our president as a narcissistic socialist whose intentions are to change America into what he believes is best for us. For him, that is a noble cause; for us, it would be our downfall and the end of our way of living forever.

The reason he has gotten away with as much as he has, is due to the way our society has already deteriorated to the "gimme, gimme" nanny state. We, as a nation, have become incredibly lazy--not all of us, but many of our latest generation. The Occupy Wall Street Movement exemplifies this in detail and my novel, Scent of a Movement illustrates this in detail as well--it's coming out in a few more months as it's in final rewrite.

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Deport Those Who Insult Free Speech

Multiculturalism insinuates that all cultures are equal; none are supposedly any better than another.  Our Judeo-Christian nation was founded on the premise that "From many, one," whereby all cultures blend into the culture we call America.  Nothing about America's philosophical foundation ever needed changing in spite of what Obama's promise of Hope and Change inferred.  The only change many wanted in 2008 was a change of the Bush administration and we look back at GW's time and realize how the liberal left piled on him with propaganda that would make Khrushchev's USSR's propaganda machine proud.

Until Obama took office, no American President ever bowed to any monarchy and the Bill of Rights and US Constitution were held sacrosanct.  Today the government has the audacity to discuss the idea that one religion, Islam, cannot be analyzed, criticized, or be the brunt of humor or sarcasm, while Christianity and its values can be ridiculed and overruled by our President.  And as the murder of Chris Stevens has shown us, the standard operating procedure for the Obama administration is to lie to the American pubic.

Anyone who challenges our Constitutional right to free speech is dangerous to our freedom.  In fact, for Islam to challenge free speech can only occur in a country that allows for free speech, otherwise there would be no discussion.  Imagine trying to speak negatively about Islam's prophet in Saudi Arabia-you can't even bring a Bible into the country.

When you visit someone's house, you need to respect the rules of their home.  If you are from another country and come to the USA, you ought to abide by the rule of the land as delineated in the Constitution.  If you want Americans to change laws to go along with Sharia instead of the rules of our house, then maybe you should leave our house and go back to your own home.  You aren't welcome here if you want to take away our right to speak our opinions.  You might be happier in your land where there is inequality between men and women, hatred and intolerance for those of other religions and for gays.   We don't need you here.

My latest novel, Jihad Joe, is about Islamic terrorism and suspense.  In it I challenge the precepts of the religion through my protagonist, Zed Nill, a journalist, captured by terrorists and who is destined to be killed if the American President refuses to release three Gitmo prisoners.  Of course, American policy demands we never give in to terrorists, and for Zed, the clock is ticking.

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I believe Obama thinks the American public is stupid, and to his credit, he's half right--liberals are stupid; not all of them, but the ones who plan to vote for an empty chair president yet again are as stupid as a bag of rocks.  Either the administration is lying, or clueless about what happened in Lybia, and the media continues to function as Obama's "yes men."  

Obama refuses to admit that what has happened in Libya is proof that everything he bragged about, such as having the ability, coming simply from his experience as a sort of Muslim maven, to get the Muslim world to love America.  This has turned out to be yet another zero in his presidential success scorecard--his only positive tick was killing Osama, but he took the credit from the SEALs and used GW's policies to get the sucka.

Wishing you a happy holiday, infidel

In Pakistan, a national holiday was declared today in order to protest the USA.  The Pakistanis called upon our government to pass anti-Islamic blasphemy laws (they're not so concerned about passing anti-Semitic, anti-Christian laws) that would severely punish anyone exercising their First Amendment rights and call Mohammed out on his actions.  They want Sharia in America and Obama seems to be listening.  Pakistan's Foreign Secretary, a woman named Khan (which is Pakistan's version of Jones), congratulated Obama and Hillary for denouncing the video that was seen by Obama and Hillary and seven other people, one of whom was a Muslim.  These smokescreen tactics have thus far been very successful distracting liberals from other issues like Islamic violence, killing our ambassador, burning our flag, the war in Afghanistan, our debt crisis and the economy tanking millions since I first started writing this paragraph. 

But the media still gets the tingles for Obama, laughs at his sarcastic jokes about Mitt Romney--a man with more experience and moral character than this Chicago thug will ever have--and spin lies about the Middle East.  This administration is quicker to condemn some moron for making a moronic video about Mohammad than it is to sharply condemn killing innocent people over the damn video.  Maybe it's because Hillary Clinton's closest aide, Huda Abedin, is connected to the Muslim Brotherhood as are her mother and brother, and Obama himself is getting cozy with them--just look at some of his recent appointments and who some of his friends are.

My latest novel, Jihad Joe, is about Islamic terrorism and suspense.  In it I challenge the precepts of the religion through my protagonist, Zed Nill, a journalist, captured by terrorists and who is destined to be killed if the American President refuses to release three Gitmo prisoners.  Of course, American policy demands we never give in to terrorists, and for Zed, the clock is ticking.

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Bummers for Obama

Why isn't Obama saying anything about the violence taking place in Syria?  Even our embassy in Damascus is closing shop and the workers moving out for their own safety.  Why is Assad being allowed to follow in his father's footsteps with this relentless slaugher?  Obama has made it clear that we will not intervene on behalf of Syria and while Obama reached out to Assad, asking him to cool it,  people were still dying in the streets.  This is a bummer for Obama because when it comes to countries of Islamic pursuasion, Obama gets as much respect as a JC Penny door guard on Black Friday.


Obama has ordered new sanctions on Iran, using nonmilitary means to pressure them into giving up their nuclear goals.  He believes he can show them that it is not in their national interests to have nukes, but to actually convince them of this would require that he prove to them that they really love Israel and wish them no harm, and that Mohammad was a pedophile whose behavior was repugnant.  He has as good a chance of doing that as Ahmadinejad has of winning America's Got Talent.

Obama is doing everything he can to acquire the release of Sam LaHood and his coworkers incarcerated in Egypt. Everything he can means that he is doing what he has done to improve the economy--he has made speeches.  He makes fine speeches but that's where it ends.  Let's hope his leadership has the same outcome.

On the home front, another bummer for Obama is the Catholic Church.  He has demanded that Catholic healthcare institutions provide contraception and abortion services for women, in spite of the fact that this goes against the religious beliefs of the Church.  This may come back to bite him on his butt in the election, but I suspect he will back off from this when he realizes it will hurt his chances--let's face it--Obama has only one real principal and that's to get re-elected.  Bishops are saying that religious liberty is in jeopardy in this country.  Why must Catholics, or anyone, for that matter, have to pay for the contraception for others?  On an individual basis, contraception is not expensive, and it isn't fair to expect the Church to give up their beliefs and sense of morals because Obama is a secular socialist.


Obama's claim that there is a decrease of the middle class is simply unfounded.  It's a fact that those Americans born in the lower 20% will more likely not end up being in the lowest 20%.  He fails to see the fluidity of the socioeconomic classes and has tried his best to blame the richest Americans. To hear his message one would think that the upper class got there at the expense of the lower class, but this is poppycock, which is the British equivalent of bulls**t.  And speaking of bulls**t, isn't that what Obama is all about? 
  
Peace out my fellow Americans.
 

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