Taliban schmuck unaware he's interviewing with Israeli state TV

Screenshot of clueless scumcrumpet on interview

Suhail Shaheen, a Taliban spokesperson, accidentally took an interview with Israeli state TV and unwittingly spoke to "The Jooooooze!"

The interview aired Tuesday and surprised everyone when it was learned that Shaheen [not an Irish surname] was being interviewed by journalist Roi Kais at Kan, an Israeli broadcaster, and forgot to mention to the Taliban schmuck that he and his network was Israeli--you know, those folks Islamic scripture refers to as monkeys and pigs, and wants the destruction of the Jewish State.

Shaheen has been giving interviews in English from Qatar since the terrorists retook Afghanistan. He claimed to have no idea he was interviewing with an Israeli network and didn't want to be looking for his head for the screwup. 

In the interview, Shaheen claimed the Taliban would protect non-Muslim minorities within Afghanistan [if they paid the jizzya--a tax on infidels to support military actions--or else be slaughtered, which he forgot to mention] including Zebulon Simantov, apparently the last Jew still alive there, whom he said he didn't know.

He also claimed the Taliban has no ties to the Hamassholes, the militant scum that runs Gaza and whose goal is the total annihilation of Israel.

Kan’s interview circulated widely, eliciting surprise that Shaheen consented to speak to an Israeli. But several hours after it aired, Shaheen tweeted that he hadn’t understood who he was speaking to. He had to say that or else pay the consequences.

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