Taliban murders, works out, and eats ice cream

"Ours tastes better than yours, Joe"

We don't know if the ice cream is halal, [Allah forbid], but those whacky Taliban guys are tweeting photos of themselves eating the cold stuff because Donald Trump is banned from Twitter and they aren't. It wasn't long ago they were busy killing women who didn't follow their dress code, and made sex slaves out of their children, but now there's the softer, more human side to these fellas.

The truth is, however, the Taliban is flipping off the U.S. with these photos of them having the T of their miserable Ls.  Eating ice cream, working out at the gym, taking sex slaves. Even bathing sometimes.

The Taliban [Biden and his old boss pronounce it "Tahleebahn"] won the war and are taunting Biden. Lucky for Joe, however, he probably can't interpret their actions because he's too busy talking about unrelated things like the dreaded covid situation that nobody gives a crap about compared to the Afghanistan clusterfark.

The deodorant candidates also posted a photo of them working out in a gym and they look as pathetic as Obama did when he pumped about 5 pounds of iron. At least they didn't own us on that one.

"Aaarrgghh!"

The gym in the presidential palace where the scumcrumpets took the photo looks anemic and antiquated. Chris Cuomo wouldn't be caught doing selfies there much less "look at me squats."

"Aaarrgghh!"

Meanwhile the Taliban had a press conference, and even if they are lying about giving women and girls human rights, their responses to reporter questions were more coherent than those of Biden.  When they were challenged about freedom of speech, the spokes-turd dismissed the question by pointing at how our tech giants have limited ours, including that of President Trump.

The photos and video we've seen of the brutality unleashed by the Taliban is a good case to be made against their claim that they will be more moderate in the future. But they know they're lying and they know that we know they're lying.

However, Biden's lies to the press about how he was never briefed regarding how our withdrawal would be a fiasco, and how he said in July that he doesn't trust the Taliban but now trusts them to allow safe passage to Americans trying to leave the country, is causing the Taliban to laugh at us.

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