Rep. Liz Cheney enters GND draft summary into Congressional Record for a good LOL

House Republicans announced on Wednesday that they have entered an outline of the sophomoric and controversial "Green New Deal" along with the list of frequently asked questions (FAQs) regarding the Democratic's communist proposal into the Congressional Record. The document was deleted from the website of Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, (Ditz-NY) because of the laughter it created when normal people read it, but the public, as well as the GOP, were able to capture it before it was "Bleach Bit" by the former bartender turned congresswoman.

"It's very important the American people see that there be transparency about what [Democrats] are pushing," Rep. Liz Cheney, (R-WY), said at the House GOP's weekly press conference. "And we call on [House] Speaker [Nancy] Pelosi, (D-CA), to put this up for a vote on the floor," Cheney said, taking a page out of the Sen. Mitch McConnell playbook.

"We think Democrats need to be held accountable. If they support this as they say they do and as their presidential candidates do," Cheney added," then let's have a vote on it and see to what extent they're all going to get behind moving toward this kind of fantasy."

It's about time the GOP grew some cajones, and it took a woman and "Cocaine Mitch" to do the job.

You can still view the  FAQs of the Green New Deal (GND) using the Wayback Machine. It's a hoot.

It describes the GND as "a 10-year plan to create a greenhouse gas neutral society" through what it describes as "a World War II scale mobilization that focuses the robust and creative economic engine of the United States on reversing climate change by fully rebuilding our crumbling infrastructure, restoring our natural ecosystems, dramatically expanding renewable power generation, overhauling our entire transportation system, upgrading all our buildings, jumpstarting US clean manufacturing (and) transforming US agriculture."

The "farting cows" part is the best, but Alexandria Occasionally Coherent-Cortex took it down from the website. It describes how eliminating farting cows will greatly reduce the methane on the planet, so we have to eliminate them.

The outline also says the Green New Deal would provide "(e)conomic security to all who are unable or unwilling to work." It also notes that the proposal's goal is "to get to net-zero, rather than zero emissions ... because we aren’t sure that we will be able to fully get rid of," because those cow farts and air travel emissions may take longer.

Cheney's request for Pelosi to put the Green New Deal resolution up for a vote on the House floor follows a similar move from Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., who said Tuesday that he would bring the matter before the upper chamber of Congress to "give everybody an opportunity to go on record."

The Green New Deal is already supported by at least five senators seeking the Democratic nomination for president: Cory "Spartacus" Booker of New Jersey, Kirsten "Both Sides Now" Gillibrand of New York, Kamala "The Narc" Harris of California, Elizabeth "Dances Like White Woman" Warren of Massachusetts and Amy "Throws Binders" Klobuchar of Minnesota. Vermont Independent Sen. Bernie "Russian Cold Nipples" Sanders, who could also enter the Democratic primary, is another supporter.

A seventh potential candidate in 2020, Ohio Democratic Sen. Sherrod "?" Brown, pointedly declined Tuesday to attach his name and dismissed liberal activists' contention that he has to support the Green New Deal in order to prove his commitment to the issue.

"I don't need to co-sponsor every bill that others think they need to co-sponsor to show my progressive politics," Brown nervously told reporters.

Meanwhile, Kamala Harris fired up a doobie and listened to Tupac and some Slick Rick in her crib.

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