Bernie Sanders will jog slowly in 2020 if he's the best chance to beat Trump

Bernie Sanders, 77, says that he will likely run again in 2020 and is betting he'll still be alive and in fairly decent health as he will be almost 80 if he takes the oath of "awfuss."

The Brooklyn-born Vermont communist who calls himself an independent said he would go after another presidential bid if he thought he would be the best guy to defeat President Trump.

"If there's somebody else who appears who can, for whatever reason, do a better job than me [like anyone who understands economics and why the free market works better than socialism] I'll work my as* off to elect him or her," he said as he scratched the very same area he had just mentioned. "If it turns out that I am the best candidate [LOL] to beat Donald Trump, then I will probably run."

If he runs, he better consult his doctor first.

Sanders ran against the Hillary Clinton machine in the 2016 presidential primary, but with the assistance of Debbie Wasserman Schultz and Donna Brazile, lost in the nomination to her.

Rumor has it that Hillary is thinking about trying for a third time to become THE FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICAAA!!! and we can only hope that she and Sanders get to square off at each other again--it would be a howl.

Maybe this time Sanders won't wimp out.

Pres. Sanders and VP Clinton

But Sanders' aides are reportedly watching Sen. Elizabeth "Very White" Warren (D-Mass) who is widely seen as a possible contender because the more you lie as a liberal, the better chance you have in an election. Do the math.

Sanders traveled to South Carolina, an early voting state where he spoke at a "Medicare for All" rally, organized by the S.C. arm of Our Revolution, a leftist offshoot of his 2016 White House bid.

He also views Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez as brilliant, but he's getting old and his judgment is impaired.

But the kids love him and he may one day turn America into Venezuela if elected.

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