NoKo Kim supervises missile test of new guidance system

Fat boy and North Korea's Leader for Life, Kim Jong-un has supervised yet another ballistic missile test controlled by a precision guidance system that he claims is accurate within 23 feet. He has also ordered the development of more powerful strategic weapons, according to North Korea's only news agency KCNA. 

The short-range ballistic missile landed in the sea off its east coast in defiance of world pressure and warnings of more sanctions to a leader who eats like a king while his people eat like anorexic squirrels.

Since the start of last year, North Korea has been firing off ballistic missile tests and claiming major advances that some believe have at least partial truth but difficult to prove.

"Whenever news of our valuable victory is broadcast recently, the Yankees would be very much worried about it and the gangsters of the South Korean puppet army would be dispirited more and more," KCNA quoted Kim as saying. 

Trump retaliates with golf course
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Kim is evidently a Red Sox fan.

"He expressed the conviction that it would make a greater leap forward in this spirit to send bigger 'gift package' to the Yankees" in retaliation for American military provocation, KCNA said.



President Trump tweeted in response to Kim's bravado, saying: "Oh yeah? I got you gift package right here."



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