Muslim cleric warns about peeing and splashing on your clothes and Allah's revenge

AUSTRALIA -- No, this is not satire; it's real and it's pretty weird, but it follows Islamic scripture to a tee [or in this case, to a pee].

Nassim Abdi, a Muslim cleric, says that Allah will punish men who pee in urinals and get "splash back" on their clothes. And the crazy part is that he isn't crazy--he's highly religious.

His warning comes from mainstream Islam and Islamic "scholars" classify the hadith from whence it came, as sahih [reliable]. "It was narrated that Ibn Abbas said: 'They are being punished, but they are not being punished for anything major. One of them was heedless about preventing urine from getting on his clothes, and the other used to walk about spreading malicious gossip.'" (Ibn Majah 347)

The headline reads, “Hardline Muslim preacher rages against public urinals and says Allah will punish Islamic men who get ‘splash back’ on their shoes,” by Stephen Johnson, Daily Mail Australia, February 4, 2019.

A hardline Muslim preacher has declared Allah will punish any Islamic man who uses a wall-mounted public urinal and gets ‘splash back’ on his shoes. 

Nassim Abdi, from the ultra-conservative Ahlus Sunnah Wal Jammah Association, has told worshipers at a western Sydney mosque those who failed to clean themselves properly after urinating would be punished ‘in the grave’. 

The Auburn-based preacher accused Muslim men of imitating non-believers, also known as kafirs, by exposing their private parts at wall-mounted urinals in public toilets. 

‘A person using them is urinating in full view of anyone, who comes and goes, with no shame in the midst of impurity,’ he said last week at the end of a 32-minute religious lesson. 

‘Thus he can combine two apparent and forbidden acts in one deed, not hiding his private parts from the view of others nor cleaning himself properly after urinating.’ 

Mr Abdi, who has previously declared it sinful for a wife to refuse her husband’s demand for sex, said Muslims who urinated incorrectly would invalidate their prayers. 

‘You’re also, when you’re urinating, you’re getting splash back,’ he said. 

‘Very easy for that splash back to come to go on your pants and on your shoes. 

‘It leads to your prayers not being corrected.’ 

Mr Abdi’s denunciation of public urinals comes two years after fellow ASWJ preacher Abdulghani Albaf gave an angry sermon at the same mosque, above the Bukhari House Islamic Bookstore at Auburn, in Sydney’s west, on the same topic. 

‘Every public or every male public toilet now has urinals where they just stand up like animals and urinate in front of one another,’ he thundered. 

‘What’s worse is we even have Muslims using these urinals.’…

It is not known what Islam has to say about farting cows. For more on that, read the Green New Deal and the moron who wrote it.


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Frontier passenger allegedly pees on seat in front of him in flight

Now with flushing toilets

Denver -- A Frontier Airlines passenger who may have thought he was still out on the wild frontier instead of an airline, allegedly peed on the back of the seat in front of him. I say "allegedly" because that's a legal term, but there are photos of the dude whipping and wizzing.

The passenger/witness told CBS4's Dillon Thomas [not to be confused with Dylan Thomas who is dead and from whom Robert Zimmerman got his pseudonym] that she was sitting in the same row as the alleged pee-er, across the aisle. She said he unbuckled his seat belt, lowered his zipper, removed the body part often given a name by men, and urinated on the seat directly in front of him. [By the way, men give it a name because they don't want a stranger making most of their decisions.]

The woman said the man had been previously moved to the row she was in after he allegedly [there goes that word again] verbally and physically assaulted other women near his previous seat.

When later asked why the man wasn't immediately removed from the aircraft, Frontier Airlines CEO Barry L. Biffle said that, "Like Starbucks, all of our customers will be treated like guests, whether they're peeing in our bathrooms, or on the seat in front of them." 

He added that all airline staff will be given a full day's training in how to discuss non-lavatorial urinary elimination with passengers, whether flying first class, business class, economy or stowaway.

The woman said the man allegedly touched a sleeping female passenger and later asked another woman about her sexual and marital life.

In order to make the woman [who had been asked the inappropriate, personal questions regarding her marital sexual behavior] feel more comfortable, the man was moved by courteous attendants next to the woman witness. She said that one flight attendant, who didn't want to get involved, warned her of the guy's previous behavior and told her to keep an eye on him and monitor his status.

It was precisely at that moment she used her cell phone to photograph the guy allegedly peeing on the seat in question.

In a statement to CBS4's Dillon Thomas, Frontier Airlines spokesperson Dick Oliver said, "The safety and security of our passengers is our priority at Frontier [except when it isn't]. We have been made aware of this situation and are working with the appropriate authorities."

The woman witness said the suspect was arrested at the gate in Charleston about 30 minutes later. She along with two other women filed statements with law enforcement.

The suspect may be charged with illegal discharge of bladder contents aboard an aircraft.


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