Showing posts with label novel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label novel. Show all posts

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Conservatweet Sunday

 I went through my own favorite tweets yesterday and came up with a slew of tweets to friends or just to the open tweet air that I sent on Twitter since the end of last May.  I expanded each tweet when necessary for it to make sense to those of you who are abbreviation-impaired, or simply want an easier read.  I also made comments on many of the postings just to maintain my air of arrogant conservatism amongst those liberals who may stumble across them.  Then I put them into a free ebook on a site called Smashwords.com.  Here it is:  Conservatweets on ebooks  It's actually quite funny what some of the liberals  say to me and about me--they're so furious with my different viewpoint, it makes them want to spit and hit me with their purses.
 As you may also know, I wrote a novel, which was published at Amazon, and is also available at Smashwords.com.  It's about 84 thousand words long and about a guy who is taken prisoner by Islamic terrorists who demand from Obama that an exchange be made of him for three Gitmo terrorists, or else they will kill him.  It takes place in my hometown, Manhattan, and heads out to their safe house.  The ebook version is about 3 bucks and the soft cover book is $14.50.  Anyway, I think there's a football game on TV today with some New York football team playing a bunch of guys from New England.  Maybe I'll check it out.
Have a fantastic Super Sunday, my friends.  I just finished my ebook, Conservatweets, which I believe you will get a few laughs with and enjoy.
 
Jihad Joe: a Novel  Create Space soft cover book edition
Jihad Joe see it here ebook version

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Why We're Handing Over the Election to the Left


Mitt with his constituency--or Bachmann's kids?
 Why do we do it? Why do we allow the left-biased, liberal, socialist-leaning, Obama-loving, Islamophilia media to dictate the show? Both George-I-Did-Not-Have-Sex-With-Clinton-Stephanopoulos, and David-I-Am-Not-a-Racist-You-Are-Gregory, hardly asked any serious conservative questions to the GOP candidate contenders, according to Brent Bozell in Townhall Magazine.  In fact, Stephanopoulos asked a slightly higher percentage of conservative questions compared to Gregory, who asked about 1 out of 28.  But when all is said and done, I have to ask myself, why do they even entertain these pseudo-journalists in the first place?  One theory is that Conservatives are masochists--I'm still working on that theory.
 

I talk about media bias in my latest novel, Jihad Joe.  The hero, Zed Nill, works for The Free World Press, a fictional newspaper that actually reports the facts and leaves opinions to the people who matter most--the readers.  But you don't find that in the media today.  Even The New York Times has a long history of leaning far over to the left--look at the way they reported on Joseph McCarthy--demonizing his efforts to uncover communism in America's elite.  Time Magazine, The New Yorker, Washington Post, Los Angeles Times, are all prime examples of the left's attack on the foundations of this country, it's religious majority, and the heroes on the right.  


Wasn't it great when Tim Tebow threw for 316 yards against the Steelers while wearing glare patches that cited John 316?  C'mon, that's just what creeps like garbage-mouth Bill Maher needed.  I'm a New Yorker, born and bred, but I've become a Tebow fan and would probably explode from mass confusion overload if the Broncos ever played the Giants in the Superbowl (the chances of that happening in my lifetime are about the same as being struck by Bill Maher during a solar eclipse on a Tuesday at a Tea Party meeting with Maher as guest speaker).


So it looks like Mitt is going to go all the way (speaking of football), but Ron Paul needs to go away.  To call him a Republican is like calling Diane Sawyer "perky."



If you are interested in terrorism and suspense, I have provided 2 links (below) for a hard copy (soft cover) edition and an eBook edition of my latest novel, Jihad Joe.  It's a story about Zed Nill, a New York based reporter, taken hostage by Islamic terrorists.  He must escape, or be beheaded the following day . . . the clock is ticking.
click here for softcover Jihad Joe                     



Thursday, January 5, 2012

Jihad Joe: a novel



 The most difficult thing to do in the world, is to write a novel. It is also the easiest thing to do, because you cannot not write it--you are forced by your own nature to write. That`s also the way it is with blogging, but blogging is easier in a way, and harder in another. Easier in the sense that I can shoot from the hip, like I`m doing right now, but harder because you need to be prolific and interesting.


I've just completed my second novel, Jihad Joe, which is now out in e-format and hopefully will be available in a few days on Kindle, Kobo, Nook, Cranny (made that one up), Soni Smartphone (I believe it`s called), and a bunch of other e-reader devices, as well as your own PC, (which is available right now).  In fact, I believe that before too long, there will be fewer paper books and the market will be dominated by electronic media.  Just as long as the media doesn`t remain dominated by left wing troglodytes like you find on MSNBC.


Briefly, the novel is about a guy named Zed Nill, (musta been drinking when I came up with that name), who works for The Free World Press, an honest paper that prints the truth. Zed finds himself in the middle of a terrorist attack and is taken prisoner and secreted to a safe house in upstate New York. He is guarded by Yusuf, an Indian Muslim who is new to jihad, and it becomes Yusuf`s job to kill Zed if the President of the United States refuses to release three Gitmo prisoners by the next day.  Protocol dictates that the government does not negotiate with terrorists, so Zed is to lose his head the next day.  Yusuf is alone in guarding him, and Zed must convince him that Islam is not the religion Yusuf believes it is, and that his life should be spared. Can Zed convince Yusuf, a man who has been taught since childhood that Islam is the only true religion, that he was duped?  And if he can convince him, can he get away before the two other terrorists return to finish the job?  


The clock is ticking.


Jihad Joe  is entertaining as well as informative about the "religion of peace."  If you know nothing about Islam, it will open your eyes and give you powerful insights. 

If you know about Islam and jihad, I believe you will learn things that you might not have known about the doctrine and what the civilized world is facing today.  For the Amazon version click here 


Sunday, December 4, 2011

Jihad Joe--1st Chapter in my Novel


Chapter 1

New York City





   The mall overflowed with Christmas shoppers, teens looking to connect with other teens, husbands looking for gifts for their wives, women looking for something to get their man, and the mall lizards who hang out in malls to check out the action. Christmas music played in overhead speakers; an old, familiar, Nat King Cole tune about chestnuts roasting on an open fire.   The fast food joint was abuzz with laughter, conversation, and children making children sounds.  A young man sat alone at a table close to the order counter where four college kids served burgers and fries with soft drinks.  The young man wore an oversized yellow ski jacket and was sweating profusely, but ironically, it wasn't very hot in the restaurant.  Nobody noticed the young man moving his lips, talking to himself, nor that his hands were balled up into fists.  He looked benign, harmless, like the kind of young man who never dated, or had even spoken to a girl, and for whom smiling was painful.  


    At an adjacent table by the young man, a four year old blond haired girl in pink ski pants, furry snow boots, and white cotton sweater was eating a chocolate ice cream cone as Mommy wiped her busy face.  Her name was Samantha and she didn't know it, but her Daddy was at another store buying her a doll for Christmas while Mommy distracted her with love.


   Suddenly, the man in the yellow ski jacket stood up on the seat of his chair.  Samantha looked up at him and saw that he had a book in one hand and held it up above his head--it was a pretty book with a fancy design on the cover--and he held something on his chest in his other hand, and he began to shout, "Allahu Akbar!  Allahu Akbar!"  Then there was a bright light.


   Samantha was closest to the blast and was instantly decapitated as her mother's carotid artery was severed along with most of her neck.  They never felt a thing. In fact, they didn't have time to actually hear the blast when the suicide bomber pulled the detonator cord.  Carpentry nails and ball bearings flew faster than the speed of sound in every direction, taking out eyes and shredding through limbs of the food store customers.  The college kids behind the serving counter died more slowly as their internal organs were pierced by shrapnel. The screams of the injured were terrifying as people, covered in blood, ran for their lives.  But the worst was over for now and when the panic subsided and the smoke cleared, there were fourteen dead, twenty three wounded, and hundreds of Christmas shoppers terrified.  This religious act of faith, this act of jihad, was over in less than ten seconds.


   Muhannad and Aaqib wore cleaning crew uniforms as they waited patiently in the washroom when they heard the blast.  Within minutes the police, fire department, and EMS arrived.  A triage was quickly set up in the mall walkway where some of the victims being treated stared in shock at the carnage.  Pieces of the suicide bomber and his victims were scattered on the floor, walls, and the ceiling.  A frightened man ran to the carnage and saw his dead wife and decapitated child.  His screams were horrible and disturbing and an EMS worker had to sedate him.


   Muhannad tapped Aaqib on the shoulder and nodded toward the door to indicate that it was time; Mansoor had done his job and was already in Paradise.  The men ran out of the washroom and immediately began firing into the dazed crowd with AK47s.  “Allahu Akbar!  Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar!”  They screamed as shots rang out; people began to fall, while some tried to run, only to be shot in the back.  “God is great!” Aaqib shouted in English as he shot a policeman several times in the face, just as he was about to fire on them.  This gave Aaqib a wonderful thrill, to kill an infidel for Allah. 


   Two more cops caught rounds in the torso and fell mortally wounded. The man who had lost his wife and child got up and charged at the terrorists and was shot in the chest and face at least a dozen times; he died before he hit the floor.
   

   Muhannad and Aaqib knew there wasn't much time before the odds would be against them once reinforcements arrived.  They ran to the end of the corridor, removed their coveralls, cleaning-crew uniforms, and grabbed hooded sweatshirts and ski jackets that were hidden in the emergency stairwell.  By the time they ran down the two flights of stairs and reached the street, they looked like a couple of middle class Middle Eastern youths out for fun in the city—and for them, this was fun. 


   Blending into the crowd was easy--the neighborhood was multicultural.






Jihad Joe: terrorism returns to New York.
Jihad Joe Soft Cover          
click here for ebook version

Sunday, November 7, 2010

NaNoWriMo

Well, it's that time of the year again--my anniversary and yes, NaNoWriMo, or NationalNovelWritersMonth. It runs from November 1st to the 30th and all one has to do is write a 50 thousand word novel by midnight of the 30th.  The good news is that the novel can be a hunk of crap, lousy plot, weak characters, and all the typos you might have if you just wrote like a bat out of hell without checking yourself for errors. The whole idea is the word count--that's all that counts. I am the proud owner of not one, but two NaNoWriMo congratulatory certificates of completion of two rather awful novels.
But this year is different. Not only is my novel not awful, but my novel isn't going to be written by November 30th. I just will not subject myself to that burden this year; but next year will likely be a different story, literally and figuratively too. I have what I believe is a great idea for a novel and I am researching and writing, but I can't go forward fast enough to get that kind of word count without sacrificing quality.  Now I know they don't give a rat's hairy little butt about quality at NaNoWriMo, bit I do, and if I forge ahead too quickly, I'll lose my voice and my plotting.  My timing will suffer too. 
Also, I am not going to publish the title of my novel, or at least the working title (publishers often rip out your heart when they use their own title rather than yours), but I will say that it's clever.  Really.  I also believe the book idea itself is rather clever too, but that remains to be seen.
So I will leave you, dear reader (I use the singular "reader" to give a sense of familiarity and for the fact that I don't have that many readers of my blog to justify an ego-filled plural), with hopeful anticipation of my newest creation, my baby, my love.  I wish you all a good night.
Ho ho hoey

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