ISIS in Iraq as Heads Roll

Today it's Iraq, tomorrow it's Syria, if ISIS has its way. Then perhaps it will be Turkey until they can get to the final solution and finish off Israel and kill all the Jews. It isn't that they personally know any Jews who they hate, it's just that their "holy" book tells them it's the right thing to do. Of course, they don't have many nice things to say about Christians either, but they have their priorities.

President Barack Hussein Obama has no immediate plans to deal with this world crisis, but perhaps he'll take a poll and see what the public thinks he should do before he makes up his mind. In the meanwhile, he has some rounds of golf to play and there's nothing more important than that for him.

With ISIS planning to march into Baghdad, however, Obama is feeling a wee bit of pressure to do something politically expedient so he'll get back to us on that, after he speaks to his foreign advisers, he advised us. He speaks as if he's still learning what his role is as president, and keeping us abreast of it.

So here's what's going on in the Middle East as I write this.

First of all, the Shi'ites hate the Sunnis even though both groups are Muslims and they hate each other for religious reasons. Go figure. So they fight and kill each other for sport and consider the other group to be infidels. who have polluted Islam. If only they could learn to lovingly co-exist, to compromise, then they could fight the real infidels of the world: everyone else.

Iraq is a Shi-ite majority nation, with only 20% Sunni. The Shi'ites currently control the government and would like to rid themselves completely of Sunni influence. Iraq has already done a bang up job of getting rid of the Christians and an even better job of ridding the nation of Jews, most of whom are dead or fled.

But the word on the sand is that ISIS has its eyes set on Kashmir and would like to "free" it from India so that they can join the world jihad hate-fest. Not every Indian in Kashmir thinks this is a bad idea.

Meanwhile, there are Iraqi heads lining the roads near Tikrit and Mosul and more death and destruction is in the forecast as Obama is considering his options. Imagine if he planned things in advance.

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Al Qaeda's Junior Varsity Scores Big

An al Qaeda faction has taken over two cities in Iraq, and look like they're on a deadly roll. According to Barack Obama, al Qaeda did it with their jay-vee team because according to our fearless leader, al Qaeda is on the run and their "B" team is all that's left and their  varsity team is decimated. Imagine if they still had their varsity. But of course, they do.

While the Taliban Five Dream Team along with their Twenty Taliban Wives are not implicated in this latest Islamic attack and takeover, Mosul and Tikrit have fallen along with a number of Iraqi heads . . . literally. Must've been their "B" team.

Chuck Hagel, our "brilliant" Secretary of Defense, has assured us that we have nothing to worry about over our releasing the Dream Team Beheaders. But Harry Reid admitted in that soft, ya-ya sisterhood voice, that he is glad they're gone from this country. 

Obama said it is absolutely possible these jihadists may follow their Koran and follow their religious path. That should make us all feel safe and secure.

Joe-the-Village-Idiot-Biden calls these guys amateurs. "They aren't even using their own vehicles to attack these cities--they had to steal the military vehicles we gave to the Iraqi army. That's just not fair." Just kidding--Biden didn't really say that and probably has no clue about what's happening in the Middle East yet--he's too busy hanging out with the illegal immigrant kids, future Democrats, providing them with ice cream and legal assistance.

Now that the al Qaeda jay-vee team has kicked butt in Iraq while the Iraq army fled in the tens of thousands, and those who remained now remain headless, Dumbocrats are scrambling to get in front of cameras to deny that the Taliban and al Qaeda are real terrorists. I guess they're just poor, misunderstood Muslims, like Hillary is just a poor, misunderstood feminist who once had serious money problems after the purchase of the two homes and sending Chelsea to Columbia. 

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