I just got my copy of Muslim Link, a local free paper that focuses on convincing the public that Islam is a wonderful religion of peace and love, blue birds and burqas. Ah, if only that were so.
You might believe that I don't like Muslims but you'd be wrong. Like the saying goes, some of my best friends are Muslims, and that's the typical stereotype of someone who is covering up their real feelings. However, some of my wife's family are Muslims and my wife once was of that ilk, but left the religion of Muhammad, peas be up in him, long ago, and for that, she can be put to death, Islam-style. (A simple, low-budget stoning, where she is buried up to her chest and the villagers throw stones at her head until she's dead.)
You might believe that I don't like Muslims but you'd be wrong. Like the saying goes, some of my best friends are Muslims, and that's the typical stereotype of someone who is covering up their real feelings. However, some of my wife's family are Muslims and my wife once was of that ilk, but left the religion of Muhammad, peas be up in him, long ago, and for that, she can be put to death, Islam-style. (A simple, low-budget stoning, where she is buried up to her chest and the villagers throw stones at her head until she's dead.)