Showing posts with label Monty Python. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Monty Python. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 13, 2016

Islamic State preparing for loss of caliphate


NOTE: My original title which may be seen on Flipboard misspelled "caliphate" as "cliphate." I apologize to any obsessive-compulsive people who take mistakes like that serially.

ISIS keeps killing men, women and children who have different beliefs--they can't tolerate anyone who doesn't think like they do, so in order not to offend Allah, they kill them.

But while they keep killing whenever they can, the Islamic State is feeling sad and is preparing its followers for the inevitable collapse of the caliphate it proclaimed two years ago.

Their leaders made public messages in recent Syrian actions and the leaders of ISIS are acknowledging their religious dreams aren't coming to fruition as they are experiencing declining victories on the battlefield. They are bracing for the fall of their remaining strongholds.

In spite of this, like the Black Knight in the Monty Python skit, they vow to press on with as much religious self-righteous violence that they can muster, even though they've metaphorically lost legs and arms in the fighting.

U.S. counterterrorism experts think the  recent mass casualty attacks in Baghdad and Istanbul were mainly a response to military reversals in Iraq and Syria.

In other words, the scumcrumpets are running out of matches and bullets, but it's likely they'll continue and even intensify as ISIS evolves from an apparent state, with actual territorial holdings, to a hodgepodge of networks with branches and cells on three or more continents.

I'm having trouble feeling sorry for them. In fact, we should kill them to the last terrorist.


Sunday, February 1, 2015

Islamic State Admits Defeat in Kobani

The Islamic State has finally admitted that they lost the battle for Kobani. 


A video released by Aamaq News Agency, a pro-IS group, showed two terrorists admitting that the U.S.-led coalition, starring President Barack Hussein Obama as 'The Hero for All Mankind,' was the main reason why they were forced to withdraw from the war-torn town. Perhaps now they will have the opportunity to gather their thoughts and take a shower, for a change.

One of the unwashed fighters vowed to defeat the Kurdish militia in Syria, known as the People's Protection Units or YPG, but he came across more like the loser in the Monty Python skit with the Black Knight. If you haven't a clue what I'm referring to, click here

Kurdish officials, on Monday, declared the town almost fully cleared of Islamic State Muslim terrorists. The Kurdish women killed many and helped drive many out. Muslim men are afraid of fighting women unless they can ambush them without a chance of being killed by a woman. These idiots believe that dying at the hands of a woman will keep them from getting into Paradise. (For more juvenile Islamic beliefs, see the so-called "Holy" Koran and the Hadith. You may not be able to make this crap up, but Mohammed sure did.)

The town of Kobani is a mess, but the town's Freedom Square remains intact. It is located near the Kurdish security quarter, near where Kurdish militiamen maintained security offices and had been occupied by IS unwashed fighters for about 8 weeks until they overstayed their non-welcome in January.






Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Hamas: "It's Just a Flesh Wound"


Ever see that Monty Python episode The Black Knight's Flesh Wound where King Arthur must fight a knight to cross a bridge? Think of the Knight as Hamas and King Arthur as Israel. 

Palestinians are reportedly turning down Israel's offer to allow for the seaport Palestine demanded, if Hamas disarms in the Gaza Strip. They say their terrorist group was deadlocked in "difficult" talks in the Cairo-mediated efforts to end the Islamic tradition of trying to kill Jews.

The first truce was as useless as a rubber sword to a jihadist and Mousa Abu Marzouk, a Palestinian official said that this second cease fire will be the last. This is good news for Israel because like the Black Knight, Hamas will be without a leg to stand on when Israel fights them.

An Israeli Radio report says that Israeli officials predict that in order to cement a long-term cease fire arrangement, another 72 hours would be needed. Hamas is saying no go to that, but I believe that will be to Israel's advantage.

There is no way that Hamas is ever going to stop trying to destroy Israel--it's in their DNA and in their Koran. At least Israel has made it clear that they are unwilling to concede any of Hamas' demands about opening the seaport and airport in Gaza as long as Hamas remains armed.



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