Israeli Air Force vaporizes Hamas smuggler and 45 Gazan terrorists

The Israeli Air Force destroyed any hopes of Mohammed Mahasneh getting 72 virgins to find enough of him to "get it on," as they blew him up with an air-to-surface rocket and also took along 45 additional terrorists for the ride to the promised land they call Jannah. The attack took place in the Gaza Strip, the IDF said on Tuesday. [H/T The Jerusalem Post.]

The late not so great Mahasneh was the guy who oversaw smuggling operations of military equipment at sea, tunnels and border crossings in Gaza.

Beside the IAF strike, the IDF troops killed about 20 Hamassholes via aircraft and close-quarters fighting, giving even stronger meaning to the term, "Never again is now."

In the Rafah region, the IDF neutralized about 25 scumcrumpets over the past day while the IAF was busy striking terror targets.

In addition, the IAF kept a terrorist who had launched an anti-tank missile at the troops, by destroying the structure he was holed up at. He too will find it hard getting even one of the 72 virgin goats to find enough of him to fall in love.

Am Yisrael Chai, mother-lovers!

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Yahya Sinwar's health deteriorating, has severe pneumonia: report

It may be just a rumor or a conspiracy theory, but it is believe that Yahya Sinwar may be suffering from a serious case of pneumonia, which cannot be serious enough if it doesn't kill him. N12 reported the Hamasshole former leader's situation on Tuesday, citing an anonymous Arab country that didn't want to be identified to avoid a nuclear conflagration. 

The anonymous country in question said it had heard the report from senior Hamas officials who may have heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend, and so on.

According to the report, the country had been in contact with the terrorists, asking the Hamassholes to advance toward a ceasefire. Hamas subsequently responded that its situation was grave; it lacked ammunition, and its military structures were deteriorating. 

How on Allah's scorched earth were they going to be able to annihilate the Jews and then destroy the United States?

On Tuesday, it was reported that Hamas’s leadership in Qatar and Gaza was unsure of where Sinwar was hiding. The Saudi newspaper Elaph said that Sinwar may have fled from the Gaza Strip to Egypt.

However, later on Tuesday, Kan News said that Sinwar had resumed communications with the Hamas leadership abroad, although his voice sounded shaky, and he kept saying how much he missed the brown, brown sand of home.

Speculations on Sinwar's fate come amid Defense Minister Yoav Gallant's statement that Hamas is in search of a replacement for Sinwar. 

The notice read:

"Hamas Leader Needed. Must be dedicated to eradicating all non-believers, but willing to start with the Jews. Must be willing to travel and take risks. A self-starter is a plus. Weapons and ammunition provided by the Biden administration. Salary is negotiable."

Any takers?

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