Yahya Sinwar's health deteriorating, has severe pneumonia: report

It may be just a rumor or a conspiracy theory, but it is believe that Yahya Sinwar may be suffering from a serious case of pneumonia, which cannot be serious enough if it doesn't kill him. N12 reported the Hamasshole former leader's situation on Tuesday, citing an anonymous Arab country that didn't want to be identified to avoid a nuclear conflagration. 

The anonymous country in question said it had heard the report from senior Hamas officials who may have heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend, and so on.

According to the report, the country had been in contact with the terrorists, asking the Hamassholes to advance toward a ceasefire. Hamas subsequently responded that its situation was grave; it lacked ammunition, and its military structures were deteriorating. 

How on Allah's scorched earth were they going to be able to annihilate the Jews and then destroy the United States?

On Tuesday, it was reported that Hamas’s leadership in Qatar and Gaza was unsure of where Sinwar was hiding. The Saudi newspaper Elaph said that Sinwar may have fled from the Gaza Strip to Egypt.

However, later on Tuesday, Kan News said that Sinwar had resumed communications with the Hamas leadership abroad, although his voice sounded shaky, and he kept saying how much he missed the brown, brown sand of home.

Speculations on Sinwar's fate come amid Defense Minister Yoav Gallant's statement that Hamas is in search of a replacement for Sinwar. 

The notice read:

"Hamas Leader Needed. Must be dedicated to eradicating all non-believers, but willing to start with the Jews. Must be willing to travel and take risks. A self-starter is a plus. Weapons and ammunition provided by the Biden administration. Salary is negotiable."

Any takers?

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