Rear Admiral Rachel Levine's strategy to defeat the Houthis is transitional

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Rear Admiral Rachel [was born Richard and often referred to by friends as "Dick"] Levine has voiced his concerns about the lack of a "manly" response by the U.S. Navy in response to Iranian-backed attacks by the Houthis. 

Fun Fact: President Joe Biden sometimes refers to this naval enemy as "Houthis and the Blowfish," but mostly after the sun goes down. 

Although Rear Admiral Levine never saw combat, we must take into account that the guy is a pediatrician and a graduate of Harvard University, where Claudine Gay had been president until her anti-Semitism got the better of her. Besides Marxism, 

Levine might know a thing or two of handling the dreaded Houthis and rumor has it that he is planning to enlist the help of an expert in the field of nuclear waste. And if he plans to go through with his plans to defeat the Houthis, he might need the expertise of an expert on waste, nuclear and otherwise.

So naturally, his go-to-gay is nuclear waste guru Sam Brinton. They have set up a secret meeting in Jeddah where they will discuss strategy in a quiet little corner in the Brew92 coffee shop at 13:00 hours.

Levine, a Lindsey Graham style hawk, has voiced his concern that our handsome sailors are at extreme risk with those "nasty Houthis." He said, "If we have to stop them, I suggest we go full nuclear and blow them up. Once we win, we can transition to a mop up strategy."

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