The Religion of Tolerance, Peace, Hijab's and Exploding Vests

"Kill 'em wherever you find 'em." It's such a pleasant religion, the religion of Islam. They are so tolerant and respectful of all other religions and lifestyles, that people like me who refuse to convert don't know what we're missing. Let me quote a couple of gems from the Hadith and the good book of Islam; the beautiful, holy, indisputably wonderful, bestest of anything ever written on the planet, Koran. This book was actually written by Allah, the moon god of the pagans, at the beginning of time, or, in other words, before there were even books invented. The knowledge of the Koran is extensive because the moon god knows his stuff--hell, he invented all the stuff there is in this world and universe, so if anyone knows about stuff, it's Allah. I just wish old Allah would have made life a little easier on Muhammad and his followers by telling him how to generate electricity, and the fact that at the end of time, he was kidding when he said all the stars in the heavens will fall into a pool of water on the earth, because Allah knows how freaking big stars can be.