Patriots Heroically Liberate American City Square From Somali Flag After Woke Officials Cancel July 4 Fireworks To Make Room For Foreign Pride

BUFFALO, NY — In a shocking act of domestic terrorism that Mayor Sean Ryan is already calling "the greatest threat to democracy since mean tweets," unknown patriots cut down the Somali flag flying in Niagara Square late Wednesday night. The daring flag retrieval occurred just one day after city officials axed Buffalo’s Fourth of July fireworks because, apparently, celebrating America’s 250th birthday is problematic but honoring Somalia’s independence is essential civic duty.

The Somali flag had been proudly flapping in the square for the past four years on July 1, because nothing says "Welcome to America" like turning public spaces into mini embassies for countries whose citizens fled them.

“Buffalo is a proud, diverse city,” Mayor Ryan lectured reporters, “and our administration remains committed to honoring and celebrating the many cultures that make our community stronger—especially the ones that aren’t, you know, this one.”

Local residents pointed out the minor optics issue of hoisting a foreign flag right before Independence Day while simultaneously canceling the actual Independence Day celebration. Erie County GOP Chairman Michael Kracker summed it up perfectly: “City Hall canceled downtown fireworks, leaving Buffalo as one of the only cities in Western New York without a public Fourth of July event, and instead raised the flag of Somalia outside City Hall. But sure, no one is questioning immigrant contributions. This week just belongs to all of us Americans... except when it doesn’t.”

Mayor Ryan had briefly teased reviving the patriotic fireworks display for America’s big 250th, but after “exploring potential locations,” somehow no safe, accessible spot could be found in an entire American city. Tragic. Meanwhile, locating and installing a Somali flag pole? Piece of cake.Buffalo isn’t alone in this bold new trend of American mayors treating July 1 like it’s more important than July 4. Columbus, Ohio—home to the second-largest Somali population in the U.S.—also planned to hoist the flag before quietly memory-holing the announcement the second anyone noticed.

At press time, Buffalo police were conducting a full investigation into the flag theft, while sources confirm the Somali flag has been safely returned to its natural habitat: a storage closet where it can’t offend anyone who actually likes this country.

Thank you for following Brain Flushings. Please take time to simply check out the sponsors on this page--it's one way to support my work and you don't need to purchase anything to do so. Of course, you can Buy Me A Coffee if you want to support me directly. And finally, don't be afraid to subscribe if you enjoy the blog--it's free, and worth the cost.

Tweet

NY County Clerks in bi-partisan stance refuse to issue licenses to illegals: suing Cuomo

NY Gov. Cuomo demonstrates the size of
his brain

Erie County Clerk Michael "Mickey" Kearns, a Democrat, along with Monroe County Executive Cheryl Dinolfo, a Republican, are drafting a lawsuit against the execrable Governor Andrew "Duh" Cuomo. The suit comes after the controversial Green Light bill was passed into law, mandating county clerks to issue driver's licenses to illegal aliens.

As things currently stand, there's a heated debate as to which Cuomo brother is the dumber one, Andrew or Chris.

Anyway, Mickey sent a letter to Erie County Attorney Michael Siragusa on Tuesday, the day after the block of wood governor signed the Green Light bill, asking him for representation in a lawsuit over the new law in federal court, WIVB 4 reported.

"I will not be granting driver's licenses to illegal immigrants," Kearns vowed. “As the duly elected Clerk of the County of Erie, I took an oath whereby I solemnly swore to ‘support’ the Constitution of the United States, and the Constitution of the State of New York, and I will faithfully discharge the duties of the office of Erie County Clerk according to the best of my ability.’”

So put that in your pipe, Andy.

Dinolfo, bypassing Monroe County Clerk Adam Bello, announced on Wednesday that she would fight Cuomo’s Green Light law. “County Clerks on both sides of the aisle plan to sue to stop drivers’ licenses from being issued to illegal immigrants. Here at home, Clerk Bello has indicated he won’t stand up to Governor Cuomo [because he is a wuss]. If he won’t lead on this issue, I will. I intend to take the state to court,” the county executive announced said.

Dinolfo has bigger balls than Bello, a guy who is probably led by the ear when his wife demands he take her shopping at Woodbury Common.

“Back in 2007, when I served as County Clerk, I did everything in my power to prevent drivers’ licenses from being issued to illegal immigrants - including suing Governor Spitzer [the Democrat who got caught with prostitutes and his pants down, making him an excellent CNN contributor] to stop the policy in its tracks,” Dinolfo said in a statement, according to 13WHAM News. “This year, County Clerks on both sides of the aisle have said they are prepared to do the same. Yet here at home, Clerk (Adam) Bello has indicated he is not willing to stand up to Governor Cuomo.”

“Let me be clear: because this policy puts State Law at odds with Federal Law, endangers public safety, and rewards those who have not followed the rule of law in the first place, I will not allow drivers’ licenses to be issued to illegal immigrants here without a fight,” she continued. “I am preparing to introduce legislation in our County Legislature that would bring a lawsuit against the State to challenge the constitutionality of this policy, just as the Democrat County Clerk in Erie County has said he will do. If Clerk [Wussy] Bello will not lead on this issue, I will.”

[Bello was later found hiding under his bed, one thumb in his mouth, the other . . . well, you can guess.]

"The basis of the lawsuit is very clear,” the county executive told 13WHAM News. "There certainly is a discrepancy between state and federal law on immigration, and certainly unequal protection under the law for those who are here with without legal status and who have entered the country illegally, and those who are with full status as full American citizens. There is an issue of fairness at play here. There is also a significant issue of public safety that is at risk and at issue, and we'll be addressing those issues in our lawsuit as we go forward.”

Also, according to the Associated Press, county clerks in Niagara, Allegany, Rensselaer, and Erie County have said they will not issue licenses to illegals.

Let the sanity continue.

Please consider following Brain Flushings and also visit the ads on the pages. Follow me on Parler.com, my handle is @Heyrobo, or on Twitter--my handle there is: @RobHoey
Thanks

Tweet