Michael Moore thinks COVID-19 is a warning by an angry rock who wants revenge

Nobody knows how many cows in his lifetime Michael Moore has eaten or whether the obese filmmaker really believes you can make a rock hurling around the sun emotionally upset to the point it wants revenge because you don't recycle and go all out socialist with the Green New Deal, but apparently Moore believes this claptrap.

Moore believes the COVID-19 pandemic is Earth's  "gentle warning" that it plans to take "revenge" on the human race over climate change.

I disagree.

Earth is angry at us for eating its animals and not washing our hands 43 times a day.

On Tuesday, Moore, 66, released a new episode of his “Rumble” podcast [named for that sound coming from his hungry gut] in which he discussed the “planetary emergency” Earth finds itself in and how the current COVID-19 situation is just a taste [and Moore has tasted everything] of what he believes is to come.

“I believe that we are in a planetary emergency. A planetary emergency, my friends. And I’m not talking about the coronavirus,” he said on Tuesday's podcast. “Viruses are a part of nature. This is their planet, too, they are a form of life and, like another species I know well, they are killers." [He may have been referring to people who slaughter animals for his enjoyment.]

"This current pandemic is simply mother nature giving us a gentle warning. I know you’re thinking, ‘Mike, uh, gentle? There’s over 3 million around the world infected by this virus and a quarter-million people are dead. You call that gentle?’ Yes, I do. I do, but I do not diminish how God awful serious this is, how tragic it is for people that have been sick who've lost loved ones.”

Actually I wasn't thinking "Mike, uh, gentle." I was thinking "Mike, you're freaking nuts. If you believe that nature has a mother, as you say, then I hesitate putting you in charge of dealing with this crisis. You are a pagan who thinks that dancing around trees and kissing the ground makes the Earth happy.

It's people like you who are the real danger to the Earth because your socialist "solution" is a child's cartoon of reality.

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Spike Lee believes inanimate objects have emotions

Race-centric filmmaker and earth science expert Spike Lee believes that the Chinese Communist Wuhan Wet Market Lab Created Coronavirus has nothing to do with China and everything to do with the planet's feelings. He literally believes that the earth is lashing out at us in anger because we have not been recycling and have polluted the planet with our cars and factories and marijuana smoke [just kidding on the last one--he's fine with that].

Speaking on SiriusXM’s “The Joe Madison Show,” Lee callously said that one of the pandemic’s benefits is the clearing up of pollution.

“Before Corona, after Corona, this is changing everything,” he said. “But you know why, the reason, I read an article about it, how pollution is clearing up, skies are clear, animals are coming out. I mean, you know, the Earth was angry at us. People may think I’m crazy that I believe it in my heart and soul, that we had gone too far and Earth said, ‘Hold up, we gotta change this.’”

Lee is not crazy, he has an agenda and he never lets a crisis go to waste.

“We were killing this planet,” Lee said. “And this time that everything was shut down, the Earth has come alive. Water is clear. … And the other day I read in The New York Times, LA had the clearest air in the world. Los Angeles! There was one day last week they had the cleanest air in the world, LA.”

He forgot to mention the tornadoes that have already killed 19 people across the south. But at least some of the air is clear.

Lee has been under self-quarantine in Brooklyn, NY, and said he doesn't know how much longer he can take the self-isolation. He is bugging out and wants to hit something or someone, preferably a white Trump supporter.

“I know I can’t stay in long, but I made a movie called ‘Do the Right Thing,’” Lee said. “On the hottest day in the summer, and I prayed to the almighty God this can’t be happening still in New York in July and August. I’m telling you. Eight and a half people, eight and a half million and we’re still inside in July and August. Oh my God. I don’t know how that’s going to work.”

The Spikester has been in the headlines these past months for his leftist, racist bile. In an Instagram post in March, he shared a photo of several of Trump’s supporters in the black community, including Diamond & Silk, who often appear on Fox News, and praying over Trump in the Oval Office. 

Employing deeply racist disgusting language recalling that of a submissive southern house slave, the real racist, Lee, wrote, “Massa, We Love You, Massa. We Gonna Pray Fo’ You Massa. Singing- ‘Swing Low, Sweet Chariot.’”

The above was posted the same week he went berserk for not being given special treatment by the New York Knicks at Madison Square Garden, in New York City with his VIP Access pass. It ended with a strong public rebuke from the Knicks management in a written statement:

“The idea that Spike Lee is a victim because we have repeatedly asked him to not use our employee entrance and instead use a dedicated VIP entrance — which is used by every other celebrity who enters The Garden — is laughable. It’s disappointing that Spike would create this false controversy to perpetuate drama. He is welcome to come to The Garden anytime via the VIP or general entrance; just not through our employee entrance, which is what he and Jim agreed to last night when they shook hands.”

Earlier this year, Rev. Lee told fellow racist, Rev. Al Sharptongue, that Republican Senators who helped to acquit President Trump during the impeachment trial will “burn in hell” if they swore on the Holy Bible.

“I wouldn’t want to be standing [next] to none of those guys because they’re gonna be struck by lightning,” Lee said. “History will say they were on the wrong side of history. The wrong side, the wrong side. So everybody — here’s the thing. I’m not speaking for anybody but myself. This is me speaking, everybody [which is good to know because we thought it was Moses]. Whoever comes out of the Democratic convention I’m voting for, because we cannot have another four years of Agent Orange.”

So Lee might end up voting for a counterfeit, demented, plagiarizing, septuagenarian whose brain has morphed into oatmeal, than vote for Trump. It isn't that Lee doesn't care about the country; it's that he hates Trump more than he loves the country.

But at least Lee loves the Earth and knows how upset it is.


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NASA: 'Potentially hazardous' asteroid headed toward Earth

Look up at the sky . . . it's a bird . . . it's a plane . . . it's a freaking asteroid!

The 2002AJ129 asteroid has been classified as a "potentially hazardous" asteroid that will buzz past the Earth (hopefully) on February 4th, honking along at a mere 67,000 mph. That's faster than a speeding bullet and about 15 times faster than our fastest manned aircraft.

This asteroid is huge. It's larger than Burj Khalifa, the world's tallest building in Dubai. In Islam, Khalifa means "deputy" "successor," or "steward" and most commonly refers to the leader of a Caliphate such as Abu Bakr al Baghdadi, the religious leader of ISIS.

The asteroid is around 0.7 miles wide (1.1 km) and will pass by Earth at a distance of  about 2, 615,128 miles and 15 inches (if calculations are correct) which is considered close in astrophysical terms.

NASA describes any asteroid as being "hazardous" if it comes within 4,600,000 miles from our planet. 

If somehow it hits Earth, the rock would plunge us into a mini-ice age which would destroy the global warming theories and possibly cause Al Gore to commit suicide. The impact alone would cause world temperatures to fall by as much as 8 degrees C, and would likely last several years. The world would become a colder and drier place, unless it hits a Middle East country other than Israel, in which case the world would become more modern on average.

In the worst case scenario, soot would remain in the atmosphere for about 10 years, but NASA does not believe this asteroid will hit the Earth.

In order to prevent an asteroid from colliding with Earth, the velocity of the rock must be reduced by less than an inch per second years in advance of the impact. 

NASA is currently working on building a small spacecraft (about the size of NFL player William Perry, aka "The Refrigerator") capable of preventing asteroids from hitting our planet. A test of this system is planned for 20204 with a non-threatening asteroid. Let's just hope NASA doesn't rub it the wrong way and make it a threatening asteroid.

The Double Asteroid Redirection Test (DART) would use what's known as a kinetic impactor technique, as it strikes the asteroid to shift its orbit.

"As of December 24, there are 17,495 known Near-Earth Objects (NEOs) around our planet; 17,389 are asteroids," according to NASA.

In February 2013, a 62 foot meteor exploded over the skies of Chelyabinsk, Russia. The energy was equivalent to about 500,000 tons of TNT and the meteor injured more than 1,000 people.


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