ICE agent saves boy's life: Democrats pounce

A one-year-old boy who was being held by his father when he suddenly stopped breathing. In an amazing stroke of good fortune, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent jumped into action and performed the Heimlich maneuver on Thursday at JFK International Airport in New York.

Democrats immediately pounced saying that the inventor of the aforesaid maneuver, Henry Judah Heimlich (1920–2016), was a Jew and therefore was a Zionist. They say Heimlich only intended to save Jewish people with the maneuver and the child who was saved will likely become MAGA. 

Video of the Zionist was released by the Department of Homeland Security showing him hold the baby with something clearly wrong with the future MAGA kid. The father rushes out of line and an ICE agent saw something wrong and went into action, saving the child's life.

The agent performed a Heimlich maneuver, and the baby began breathing again, the Homeland Security Department said.“This officer’s extraordinary bravery embodies the selfless service of DHS law enforcement,” Homeland Security added.

"I doubt that if somehow the agent knew that the child was the illegitimate offspring of a Doug Emhoff nanny, the agent would have simply stood there and have done nothing," Sen. Adam Schiftless (D-CA) said.

After a few seconds, the child started breathing again and is destined to vote on the GOP ticket for many years to come.

EMS personnel arrived on scene with medical equipment to further monitor and re-assess the child. The child was re-assessed and determined to be healthy enough to fly and should be a qualified voter for the Republican Party once he turns 18, or 16 if the left has its way.

President Donald Trump praised ICE agents’ work at airports around the country, writing, “I am so proud of our ICE Patriots! They were unfairly maligned by the Lunatic Democrats for years, and now, at the Airports, in addition to what they are supposed to be doing, they are helping people with bags, even picking up and cleaning areas.”

Sen. Chuck Wagons (D-NY) said that had there been no ICE agent present, someone else might have done the same thing, and yes, had done it better, cutting several seconds off the kid's recovery.

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