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Oh, joy. In a plot twist that even M. Night Shyamalan couldn't dream up, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has finally rounded up Victoria Sorocean, a Moldovan illegal alien and convicted killer whose idea of a good time apparently involved turning someone into a human piñata before yeeting them out a ninth-floor window.
Victoria Sorocean was taken into custody in Los Angeles on Nov. 4 by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) after authorities learned she had been convicted of premeditated murder with exceptional cruelty in 2013, ICE told Fox News on Tuesday.
According to DHS, Sorocean and an accomplice tortured their victim inside an apartment in Chisinau, Moldova, beating the person with a stick and electrical cable before throwing the victim out a ninth-floor window.
She was sentenced to 17 years in prison but fled the country to avoid serving her sentence. Smart move, Victoria, because nothing says "commitment issues" like dodging a Moldovan slammer by hopping a flight to the land of the free... and apparently the home of the thrown.
Sorocean was first arrested by ICE on Jan. 10, 2020, under the first Trump administration, but she later filed multiple legal appeals and asylum claims to delay removal, DHS said.Officials said she was ultimately released back into the U.S. in 2022 under the Biden administration. Ah, yes, the Biden era: where "catch and release" isn't just for fishermen, it's the official policy for folks who'd make Hannibal Lecter blush. Thanks to that genius stroke of compassion, our neighborhoods got an upgrade to "international fugitive flea market."
DHS said the case highlights the failures of the previous administration, which it said allowed millions of illegal aliens, including violent criminals and murderers like Sorocean, to roam free in American neighborhoods.
DHS slammed the Biden administration for releasing millions of illegal aliens, including violent criminals and murderers like Victoria Sorocean.
"It shocks the conscience that the Biden administration released into America a cruel, violent illegal alien who tortured a human being, beat them with an electrical cable and a stick and then threw her victim from a ninth-floor window," DHS Assistant Secretary Tricia McLaughlin said in a statement.
"These are the types of barbaric criminal illegal aliens ICE is targeting every single day," she added. "Seventy percent of all ICE arrests are of illegal aliens charged or convicted of a crime in the U.S."
"This does not even include foreign fugitives like this convicted murderer. Under President [Donald] Trump and Secretary [Kristi] Noem, the world’s criminals are no longer welcome in the U.S.," McLaughlin said.
Sorocean will remain in ICE custody pending deportation proceedings, DHS said. Fingers crossed she gets the express lane back to Moldova, Vmaybe with a complimentary parachute this time, just to keep things thematic. In the meantime, here's to the adults finally showing up to clean up the mess left by the folks who thought open borders were a feature, not a bug.
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Sorocean was first arrested by ICE on Jan. 10, 2020, under the first Trump administration, but she later filed multiple legal appeals and asylum claims to delay removal, DHS said.Officials said she was ultimately released back into the U.S. in 2022 under the Biden administration. Ah, yes, the Biden era: where "catch and release" isn't just for fishermen, it's the official policy for folks who'd make Hannibal Lecter blush. Thanks to that genius stroke of compassion, our neighborhoods got an upgrade to "international fugitive flea market."
DHS said the case highlights the failures of the previous administration, which it said allowed millions of illegal aliens, including violent criminals and murderers like Sorocean, to roam free in American neighborhoods.
DHS slammed the Biden administration for releasing millions of illegal aliens, including violent criminals and murderers like Victoria Sorocean.
"It shocks the conscience that the Biden administration released into America a cruel, violent illegal alien who tortured a human being, beat them with an electrical cable and a stick and then threw her victim from a ninth-floor window," DHS Assistant Secretary Tricia McLaughlin said in a statement.
"These are the types of barbaric criminal illegal aliens ICE is targeting every single day," she added. "Seventy percent of all ICE arrests are of illegal aliens charged or convicted of a crime in the U.S."
"This does not even include foreign fugitives like this convicted murderer. Under President [Donald] Trump and Secretary [Kristi] Noem, the world’s criminals are no longer welcome in the U.S.," McLaughlin said.
Sorocean will remain in ICE custody pending deportation proceedings, DHS said. Fingers crossed she gets the express lane back to Moldova, Vmaybe with a complimentary parachute this time, just to keep things thematic. In the meantime, here's to the adults finally showing up to clean up the mess left by the folks who thought open borders were a feature, not a bug.
If you like Brain Flushings and want to Buy Me a Coffee, I would appreciate it, as it supports my work. Obviously, there is no pressure but I certainly wouldn't stop you.
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