Threatening ICE agents now in the FO stage for defendant

He's the alleged scumcrumpet in blue jeans and beard

Well, well, well, look who’s in hot water now. Robert King, 35, got himself arrested on April 2 for allegedly running his mouth with threats against ICE agents. And not just any threats—oh no, this guy went full keyboard commando.

According to the complaint, King was out here saying if he saw ICE agents in his neighborhood, he’d be “opening fire,” calling them a “secret police force with no real legal authority” and straight-up threatening, “Kill them.” Then he doubled down like a tough guy: “Just wanna double down on what I said the other day: if ICE comes to your neighborhood, f------ shoot them and kill them. No mercy for the Gestapo.” Real classy, right?

Spoiler alert: He’s finding out what happens when you play stupid games. Last week, King got slapped with charges for transmitting interstate threats in federal court. Then on Wednesday, a Dallas judge, Renee Toliver, said, “Nah, buddy, you’re not going anywhere.” She called him a “flight risk and a risk to the community” and ordered him held in detention. Ouch.

HSI Dallas didn’t hold back either, posting about this U.S. citizen from McKinney, Texas, who thought it was a great idea to broadcast his plans to “open fire” if ICE showed up. 

Fox’s Bill Melugin reported that King was crying as he left the courtroom. 

Yeah, big tough guy who wanted to play Rambo with federal agents turned into a puddle when the gavel dropped. Fox News had their team in the room watching this Texas man—who also allegedly told his followers to shoot and kill ICE agents—learn the hard way that words have weight.

But wait, there’s more! Turns out, King’s big mouth cost him big time at home too. Federal prosecutors said the FBI’s national tip line clued them in on his antics. Here’s the kicker: King was crashing with his sister and her husband, a Mesquite police officer and former CBP agent. When the brother-in-law saw those unhinged social media posts, he gave King the boot. 

Gotta give a shoutout to the brother-in-law—way to keep it real.

Now King’s staring down a possible five years in the slammer. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes, am I right? You gotta love it when folks find out that running their mouth online isn’t a free pass. I’m just wondering who dropped the dime on this guy—maybe someone tired of his nonsense? Either way, the FBI’s got their eyes on tips like these, and Mr. Tough Talk ain’t feeling so bold now.

It’s like these people don’t get the concept of consequences. Same vibe as those clowns attacking Teslas, thinking they’re untouchable while their faces are plastered all over the car’s cameras. They act like the law doesn’t apply to them, like they’re the main character in some vigilante flick. Newsflash: You’re not. Reality hits hard, and King’s learning that lesson the messy way.

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