Experts in war crimes says Israel's tunnel plan would be a war crime if pursued

It almost sounds like the Babylon Bee but they're serious. A Russian diplomat has warned Israel that if they go ahead and flood the terror tunnels that terrorists use to escape from after having killed sleeping Jewish families, or to hide in after attacking IDF troops, that this may constitute a war crime. 

But a sneak attack into Israel, attacking young people at a rave, killing them indiscriminately, raping them, torturing them, kidnapping some of them and dismembering others, isn't such a big deal because, you know, they're Joooze. And it was only about 1,400 Israelis killed and a little over 240 kidnapped, so what's the big deal?

"War crimes are snowballing — shocking reports have been circulated in recent days that Israel plans to flood underground facilities in the Gaza Strip with seawater," Russian First Deputy Permanent Representative to the United Nations Dmitry Polyansky said during a United Nations Security Council meeting this week.

"According to open sources, the IDF has already built a system of pumps and pipes to pump seawater and is currently discussing with the United States practical aspects of such flooding: whether there will be enough water or if the tunnels’ ‘topography’ is fit for that and so on. Such a step, if made, will constitute a blatant war crime," Polyansky argued.

But Hamassholes? Not so much.

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