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Everybody poops and everybody farts, just ask President Biden.
The Duchess of Cornwall was the unsuspecting recipient of a clinic put on by our president in which he blew "a fragrant kiss" that sounded like a tuba player with incredible lung capacity. The Duchess was blown away, as the saying goes.
Biden met the Duchess, Camilla Parker Bowles, during a reception on Monday at the Kelvingrove Art Gallery, attended by Prince Charles, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge and Boris Johnson. She was clearly taken aback by the Biden cheek flapper while the others kept a stiff upper lip.
Yes, our president "did an Eric Swalwell" and farted in mid-conversation with Camilla while at the Glasgow COP26 climate conference. What better way for our nation to demonstrate to the world the current crisis global warming has on the planet? Not only was it loud, it was long and reportedly odiferous.
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Since the event occurred, Camilla was so blown away that she "hasn't stopped talking about it" as "[I]t was long and loud and impossible to ignore," according to a source who told the Mail on Sunday.
But if Biden's pledge, and one of the most important problems society faces today he states, is to “reduce our methane emissions as quickly as possible,” he is setting a poor example.
This was not the first time the president has been accused of having an anal audio. He was accused in May 2020 of audibly firing off a crowd splitter at a campaign livestream when he appeared with PA Gov. Tom Wolf. As Wolf was speaking, Biden lifted one butt cheek and a noise was heard reminiscent of an Eric Swalwell media event.
This was not the first time the president has been accused of having an anal audio. He was accused in May 2020 of audibly firing off a crowd splitter at a campaign livestream when he appeared with PA Gov. Tom Wolf. As Wolf was speaking, Biden lifted one butt cheek and a noise was heard reminiscent of an Eric Swalwell media event.
Biden met with the Duchess during a reception on Monday at the Kelvingrove Art Gallery, attended by Prince Charles, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge and Boris Johnson.
At least he didn't poop his pants this time.
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