Short on ideas, big on balderdash, Kamala Harris talks about smoking boom

"Say wha?"

California Democrat and 2020 presidential campaign hopeful Sen. Kamala "Sleeps-On-Up-To-The-Big-Time" Harris didn't seem to have any actual ideas for what she would do if she became the FIRST FEMALE BLACK PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! [that was a Hillary Clinton scream, btw] but she did talk about smoking dope and legalizing it for everyone in the country.

The progressive former failed Attorney General for the state of California, spoke on "The Breakfast Club," a New York City-based radio show.

Harris told co-host "Charlemagne tha God" that she "broke loose" and smoked marijuana in college. "And I did inhale!" she enthusiastically added. "Tee-hee."

"That's not true," the senator told Charlemagne when he said people think she's against marijuana legalization. "Half my family is from Jamaica. Are you kidding me?" joked Harris. "We smoke that shee from da time we in da woom," she joked. "Hey mon, it's our reeeeligion."

"Have you ever smoked?" asked the co-host inappropriately.

"I have, my brudder," she answered. "And yah mon, I did inhale. I did inhale! It was a long time ago, but yes. I just broke loose and got way f'd out of my mind, yah know."

Harris added that she did a "doobie" in college and remembers the highs. She was possibly having sex at the time but she doesn't recall for sure because it was such a fine ganja, mon, yah know.

"I think [Maui Wowie] gives a lot of people joy," the 2020 hopeful continued. "And we need more joy in the world. I'm hungry; got any chips?" 

"Tee-hee."

"We need to expunge nonviolent marijuana-related offenses from the records of millions of people who have been arrested and incarcerated so they can get on with their lives," wrote Harris in her latest book, The Truths We Hold, according to The Daily Beast.

Americans have been trending in favor of legalizing buds, or nuggets, as they're lovingly called by people with bad memories and a higher propensity for future schizophrenia onset. [Yes, there are studies that speak to that problem.]

Anyway, after the show, Harris meandered out of the building into a waiting car and was way gone, mon.

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