Cory Booker wants the world to go vegan, and all the cows killed

Spartacus, The Vegetarian

The following is mostly true, but in part, satirical. You should be able to tell the additions and changes made to quotes, but the part about farting cows is true,.

Sen. Cory Booker, (Dimwit-NJ) wants people from the Earth to stop eating meat. He wants all humans to be like him, a wide-eyed vegan, because he actually believes the planted "can't sustain" human carnivores.

Booker told the vegan magazine VegNews earlier this month that he went all vegan after coming to the brilliant insight that eating eggs "didn't align with my spirit." Booker's spirit is more in line with a ficus, an ordinary houseplant.

While claiming he does not want to lecture Americans on their diets, the bug-eyed dreamer lectured Americans and claimed that we need to be nudged into fake cheese because the planet cannot sustain the "environmental impact" of the food industry.

He produced no studies to back his bull but it's how he feels.

"You see the planet Earth moving towards what is the Standard American Diet," Booker said. "We've seen this massive increase in consumption of meat produced by the industrial animal agriculture industry."

"The tragic reality is this planet simply can't sustain billions of people consuming industrially produced animal agriculture because of environmental impact," he said. "It's just not possible."

But Booker actually believes the Green New Deal is possible and he would get rid of all air travel and all fossil fuel-driven transportation in favor of electric cars, in spite of the fact that electricity is produced by the burning of coal.

Booker says the "devastating impact" of greenhouse gases produced by the meat industry is "just not practical." [It's rumored he is trying to woo Alexandria Occasionally Coherent-Cortex by supporting her claims about the environmental dangers of cow farts.]

"The numbers just don't add up," Spartacus said, although he wasn't great at math. "We will destroy our planet unless we start figuring out a better way forward when it comes to our climate change and our environment."

Booker, who said his vegan "journey" began in 1992 when he became a vegetarian after reading Gandhi's biography, wants to make the "existing model" of the food industry "obsolete" even if it means that people will starve to death.

"You never change things by fighting what exists in reality," he said, referring to the voices in his head. "To change something, you gotta build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete," the hero of the Senate said. "That's the deal here. American consumers should not be told what to eat, [except by him] but if you provide viable alternatives, in some cases, that taste even better—and if people have more information, if we consumers are informed about whatever it is—the dangers of the overuse of plastics all the way to the conditions in which animals that we are consuming are being treated."

Booker claims that all his non-vegan friends "love" vegan food, like his favorites, "vegan pancakes" and "vegan stuffed French toast."

But many of his non-friends like steak, bacon, chicken, fish, lamb and turkey. And speaking of turkey . . .

"I've seen incredible vegan cheese shops popping up across the country, and my friends who are lovers of cheese just can't tell the difference," said the senator. "You have pizza: I was at the New Jersey VegFest, and Screamer's Pizza is just phenomenal."

"My non-vegan friends love it," Booker said, referring to his three imaginary friends from his childhood, Snap, Crackle and Pop.

Booker and the 2020 Democratic presidential field has already called for the elimination of private health insurance, and to "reshape" capitalism in order to make it Communism and put the power of the country into their hands because they know what's best and power feels good.

Booker, and every other 2020 leftist candidate, support the Green New Deal, which calls for the "economic transformation" of the United States by transitioning to 100 percent renewable energy in just 10 years and is powered by hope, change and unicorns.

Renewable energy currently accounts for just 17 percent of electricity generation., but the idiotic Green New Deal also wants to eliminate nuclear energy, which is clean energy, but it has a scary sound and makes Booker fret.

Spartacus' fight against dairy intersects with the aims of the Green New Deal. Initial plans put out by Alexandria Ocassionally Coherent-Cortex revealed ambitions to eliminate "farting cows" but she denied saying this after it was laughed at and attacked online. She lied.

Her plan of initially providing the cows with Gas-X was impractical so her plan is to "eliminate" them altogether; and while Booker is a vegan, he's okay with killing all the cows.because it aligns with his spirit and his Siddhartha-like "journey."

On the campaign trail Booker endorsed the plan that guarantees every single resident in the country a job with paid vacation, retirement, "adequate housing," and "access to nature," because "our planet is in peril and we need to be bold." He likened the plan to fighting the Nazis in World War II and going to the moon, which is a ridiculous comparison.

Booker explained he first became a vegetarian because his "body just took off,"  and he had more energy after he stopped eating meat and then became hyperactive and delusional.

He then searched for science that backed up his feelings and subsequent pontification.

"I found the data that began to reaffirm my vegetarianism," Booker said. "In fact, it led me to more concerned about our environment and cruelty to animals. I began saying I was a vegetarian because, for me, it was the best way to live in accordance to the ideals and values that I have. My veganism started then. Now let's start killing cows."

The final straw was eating eggs that did not "align" with his spirit.

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