Wednesday, September 26, 2018

Avenatti accused of lighting his flatulence at sex parties to force girls to cooperate

The porn lawyer for Stormy Daniels and Julie "Hot Times" Swetnick, has been accused by a woman [who wished to remain anonymous due to her fear of public display] of hosting "Flaming Flatulence Parties" when he was a randy student and stud at Parkway Central High School, in high in Chesterfield, Missouri.

The woman said that "Michael would throw these cool parties at the homes of his friends whose parents were away.  There was always plenty of drugs like Joe Fridays or some Maui Wowie and he'd get the girls all messed up and show off to them by lighting his farts in a dark bedroom where they would glow these cool and impressive colors. They were like in high school so it didn't take much to get them primed, if you know what I mean.

"Then Mikey, he'd get on top of the girl and threaten her saying that if she didn't cooperate, he'd light up more than just his gas, if you know what I mean. It was scary and disgusting all rolled up into one. The girls were scared out of their wits."

If the allegations turn out to be credible, which Republicans say they are, Avenatti faces sexual misconduct charges including rape, assault, and attempted arson with a dangerous substance.


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