DNC out of money, out of their minds

"I don't give a s**t"

The Democratic National Committee has entered this year of midterm elections "dead broke" but they found a way to twist logic and blame it on the Republicans. The committee only has a little more than $400,000 in party coffers, according to federal records.

Finishing 2017 with about $6.8 million in available cash, they found themselves is about $6.1 million in debt. The balance, therefore, is a measly $422,582.04 [kidding about the four cents] to start 2018 midterm elections with little more than pizza money.

The DNC's woes seemed to begin shortly after the 2016 elections, when a TV reality star defeated Hillary Clinton, the worst candidate ever to win the nomination without having one redeeming moral quality and who uses incompetence as her excuse for her actions. The DNC was rocked with turmoil and the chairwoman, Debbie Wasserman Schultz had to resign amid leaked emails implying the DNC leadership "rigged" the primaries so Clinton would defeat Sen. Bernie "The Socialist" Sanders.

In February 2017, former Obama administration official Tom "Potty Mouth" Perez was selected to replace Wasserman Schultz, over Minnesota Rep. Keith Ellison. This sparked discord in the party as some Democrats of like mind anti-Semitic leanings wanted Ellison, who is a Muslim, to run the DNC.

Most recently, the DNC is being scrutinized as a key figure in the Russia collusion investigation, and information that it helped fund the "anti-Trump" dossier that apparently led to the start of the probe, or at least partially so.

Party officials claim the figures on the funding aren't all that poor. 

The Party will still have the mainstream media on their side and plans for the "Dress Like the Other Gender Dance and Mixer" will take place as scheduled, led by the inimitable Chelsea Manning, who still plans to run for the Senate as a female in spite of "her" chromosomes and male junk.

The RNC raised $132 million last year but they better not sit on their hands like the Democrats did at the State of the Union speech. The GOP faces a battle in the midterms and they need to not take anything for granted, in spite of their superior money management skills over the Democrats, who spend money like drunken sailors in a cat house.

The only difference is that it's never their own money.

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